People who like Shantae should be put in prison

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Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Shantae is more well known than Power Stone

# ? Dec 30, 2014 22:53

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:20

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

koolkal posted:

i dont know if theres room in this gaming world for 2

Who's this fluid druid?

# ? Dec 30, 2014 22:53

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

koolkal posted:

i dont know if theres room in this gaming world for 2

there is

# ? Dec 30, 2014 23:05

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

koolkal posted:

i dont know if theres room in this gaming world for 2

mon boneur :stare:

# ? Dec 30, 2014 23:54

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

Who's this fluid druid?

She's one slammin shaman.

# ? Dec 30, 2014 23:57

Seshoho Cian: Jul 26, 2010

koolkal posted:

i dont know if theres room in this gaming world for 2

Dreamcast babes...

# ? Dec 30, 2014 23:58

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

Seshoho Cian posted:

Dreamcast babes...

# ? Dec 31, 2014 00:03

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

So who is the seminal sentinal is? Can anyone help me find the name of the phallus chalice or will I need to find the name of the weiner witch on my own?

# ? Dec 31, 2014 00:04

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

Who's this fluid druid?

I right clicked and searched by image and it's Rouge from Power Stone. I wonder how many people tried correcting her name to Rogue.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 00:10

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

this thread should go to hell

# ? Dec 31, 2014 00:19

Slur: Mar 6, 2013; It's the Final Countdown.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

this thread should go to hell

I heard it's pretty warm this time of year down there. Wouldn't mind going myself.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:23

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Was this game even popular when it released? I don't remember it at all.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:36

Slur: Mar 6, 2013; It's the Final Countdown.

Eye of Widesauron posted:

Was this game even popular when it released? I don't remember it at all.

The GBC game sold poorly, but was considered a cult classic by many. It wasn't helped by its limited shipment, or the release of the Game Boy Advance.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:37

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

The GBC game had the unfortunate luck of being released a year after the GBA was released.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:40

Austrian mook: Feb 24, 2013; by Shine

gay skull posted:

well then ya got earthbound

-it didn't sell all that well either
-the internet collectively got a boner for it out of nowhere and it's still worth buttloads of💲for no reason; no Kickstarter, not indie, nothin'
-Earthbound is a great game and didn't need any promotion to become a major cult classic

Shantae:
-two games came out, one of which was on both DSi and iOS, and still didn't really sell very well, nobody cared
-third game comes out, has a widely advertised Kickstarter, suddenly Shantae is an indie classic
-nobody was talking about Shantae in the least, ever, until the third game's kickstarter

I just I don't know, I don't get it, these kids these days with their kickstarters and their steams

Vacate this sub forum.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:31

gay skull: Oct 24, 2004

elf help book posted:

shantae on gbc didnt sell poor like earthbound did, it was hardly made, theres like 15000 copies of it total, youre a fuckin idiot

...so what you're saying is that it did sell poorly, or else they would have just printed more copies. 15000 is pretty hefty for a first run of a no-name game on an old system dude

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:34

gay skull: Oct 24, 2004

: Ah yaes this is definitely going to be an amazing indie platformer and a sleeper hit that will be popular for years to come and definitely not a shovelware game for little girls, surely I can't pass this up

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:38

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

yeah that's the cover a game that's going to be the jewel in the eye of epic game curators everywhere.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:43

Ragg: Apr 27, 2003; <The Honorable Badgers>

yea op

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:43

Average Bear: Apr 4, 2010

Slur posted:

:The GBC game sold poorly, but was considered a cult classic by many. It wasn't helped by its limited shipment, or the release of the Game Boy Advance.

gay skull posted:

: Ah yaes this is definitely going to be an amazing indie platformer and a sleeper hit that will be popular for years to come and definitely not a shovelware game for little girls, surely I can't pass this up

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:44

Ragg: Apr 27, 2003; <The Honorable Badgers>

elf help book posted:

I'd be jacking off right now if it wasn't for my criplping sciatica

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:44

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

I'll pull out another one for you.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 03:09

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

I wish this thread would shantae away

# ? Dec 31, 2014 19:14

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I wish this thread would shantae away

Funny! Let me try that one. I wish you would leave this thread, and these forums.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 21:28

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Ha ha! I'm just joshin' with ya!

# ? Dec 31, 2014 21:32

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

mighty switch force has one of the best videogame songs ever

# ? Dec 31, 2014 22:20

Seshoho Cian: Jul 26, 2010

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

I'll pull out another one for you.

If she's brown, rub it down.

# ? Jan 1, 2015 00:36

mysterious loyall X: Jul 8, 2003

Ragg posted:

I'd be jacking off right now if it wasn't for my criplping sciatica

sorry ragg

# ? Jan 1, 2015 00:42

mysterious loyall X: Jul 8, 2003

the scorpion babe on tan line island made me too horney and i died becasue her swod does 3 damage and i only have 4 hearts. heppy new year

# ? Jan 1, 2015 03:30

Ragg: Apr 27, 2003; <The Honorable Badgers>

mysterious loyall X posted:

sorry ragg

Do you think if i go to the dcotor and say, help me doctor i can't jo to shantae, that he will book me for surgery asap

# ? Jan 1, 2015 04:46

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

Ragg posted:

Do you think if i go to the dcotor and say, help me doctor i can't jo to shantae, that he will book me for surgery asap

I recommend two Shantaes, at the same time. The Shantaesia treatment. its highly experimental

# ? Jan 1, 2015 04:52

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

isn't risky boots just a sea shantae

# ? Jan 1, 2015 05:03

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

People who like Shantae should go to prison not specifically because of Shantae but probably for something creepy.

# ? Jan 1, 2015 05:11

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

It is definitely suggestive of a criminal nature.

# ? Jan 1, 2015 05:12

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ragg posted:

Do you think if i go to the dcotor and say, help me doctor i can't jo to shantae, that he will book me for surgery asap

yes.

# ? Jan 1, 2015 05:13

Mach2: Feb 28, 2014

Mercury Crusader posted:

The GBC game had the unfortunate luck of being released a year after the GBA was released.

it was the Drill Dozer of its time

# ? Jan 1, 2015 08:02

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

Mach2 posted:

it was the Drill Dozer of its time

goddamn drill dozer was a good game

i've never played an ashanti game though but i'll probably buy the wii u one when it's on sale for 7.99 although I looked at the miiverse for the game and it was kinda creepy

# ? Jan 1, 2015 11:01