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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Everblight posted:

12/29/14 the show we got Cesaro cosplaying as Raven and a 20-minute promo from Ry "Yip yip yip, what it do?" Back

Ignore the life-changing implications of Ryback's promo at your own peril!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So the main people against the Authority are Bryan, Reigns, and Orton.

Team BRO.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Daniel Bryan posted:

Ziggler won a meaningless match yay
But he didn't steal the show boo

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Codependent Poster posted:

So the main people against the Authority are Bryan, Reigns, and Orton.

Team BRO.

It's missing somebody, you know it?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Shima Honnou posted:

Sting won that match, actually.

The Vigilant Sting won that match, actually.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Shima Honnou posted:

Sting won that match, actually.


Don't you mean The Vigilante Sting?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

So the main people against the Authority are Bryan, Reigns, and Orton.

Team BRO.

And Ziggler, and Ambrose! Team BROZA

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shima Honnou posted:

It's missing somebody, you know it?

I guess you could add Cena. Then a nonsensical Kane turn.

Team BROCK.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


That was a good if extremely awkward RAW. Seth Rollins threatened to kill another human being, Big Show showed us what good commentary sounds like, JONH CENA looked like a yelllow and red bitch, Cesaro botched so incredibly bad that I fear for his job, and I learned that Ryback knows how to read.

Four stars, would discuss equine husbandry again.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Rhonne posted:

This pretty much makes Ziggler's big win are Survivor Series completely pointless.

More so than it was before.

Ziggler's big win at Survivor Series over Orton was pointless too, they just don't like him that much.

After that final segment I want Seth to have a HHH career of barely ever losing and holding everyone down. He can be HHH's CAW that he uses to play WWE.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

But he didn't steal the show boo

Note that in Bryan's promo he said he wanted to fight and compete and not "steal the show and perform" or whatever. Big difference.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Geoff Peterson posted:

Authority Return had better involve rekindling the Love Triangle plotline with Rollins playing the role of Angle.

Only if Noble and Mercury play Rollins' theme on kazoo.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



super macho dude posted:

That was a good if extremely awkward RAW. Seth Rollins threatened to kill another human being, Big Show showed us what good commentary sounds like, JONH CENA looked like a yelllow and red bitch, Cesaro botched so incredibly bad that I fear for his job, and I learned that Ryback knows how to read.

Four stars, would discuss equine husbandry again.

I don't think it hurt Cesaro because I'm not convinced Vince even knows how many ropes there are. Also pretty sure he was trying to say turnbuckles and backed out to say ropes because it was easier.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Daniel Bryan posted:

Note that in Bryan's promo he said he wanted to fight and compete and not "steal the show and perform" or whatever. Big difference.

Sounds like a diss towards performers and show stealers, such as Dolph Ziggler, to me.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Shima Honnou posted:

Sounds like a diss towards performers and show stealers, such as Dolph Ziggler, to me.

It's much easier to get behind someone who wants to compete and fight than it is for someone who tells you they don't care if they win or lose, they just want the chance to show off and perform.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Daniel Bryan posted:

It's much easier to get behind someone who wants to compete and fight than it is for someone who tells you they don't care if they win or lose, they just want the chance to show off and perform.

True. When does Sheamus return?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Daniel Bryan posted:

It's much easier to get behind someone who wants to compete and fight than it is for someone who tells you they don't care if they win or lose, they just want the chance to show off and perform.
It's impressive how bad Ziggler is at Professional Wrestling for a guy who should have had the fundamentals beaten into him by the WWE system.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shima Honnou posted:

True. When does Sheamus return?

Probably the Rumble

Sheamus/Bryan Mania 3 possibility still alive

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Codependent Poster posted:

So the main people against the Authority are Bryan, Reigns, and Orton.

Team BRO.

Well there's Cena as well... and if they could convince Kane to turn, they would have Team BROCK.

With their powers combined they can summon a GOOD Brock Lesnar from an alternate dimension who dishes out Power Bombs instead of Suplexes.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

Jiro posted:

And Ziggler, and Ambrose! Team BROZA

ZARBO IS COMING

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Everblight posted:

I'm sorry, this is the fastest I could do this:



seems too late now :(

why does cesaro have branded tampons

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

why does cesaro have branded tampons

I already made the tampon joke you punk bitch

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Cesaro is gonna bring back the HEY. I can feel it.

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

Jiro posted:

And Ziggler, and Ambrose! Team BROZA

Add Cena and Sting.

Team BROZACS.

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TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

Psychlone posted:

Add Cena and Sting.

Team BROZACS.

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