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Jaramin posted:Yeah, he never makes dumb outrageous comments about inane subjects anymore! Wow, eating food is such a chore. You're supposed to eat some parts and not eat other parts. And get that, you also need to chew solid foods. Better just live off liquidised bacon and atheism.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:he's doing a kickstarter about zany exploding kittens it's raised five million dollars
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Paladinus posted:Wow, eating food is such a chore. You're supposed to eat some parts and not eat other parts. And get that, you also need to chew solid foods. Better just live off liquidised bacon and atheism. What the gently caress is wrong with your brain where that is the direction you got off that comic?
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Just Offscreen posted:What the gently caress is wrong with your brain where that is the direction you got off that comic? Did you forget where you're posting?
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I am going to assume that people acting like all humor is objectionable are joking, for the sake of my own sanity.
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Feb 10, 2015 22:19
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Realtalk my Pyrex measuring cup is the best soup bowl known to man. Heat up the soup, hold the (not hot!) handle, and eat. 
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paradoxGentleman posted:I am going to assume that people acting like all humor is objectionable are joking, for the sake of my own sanity. Sanity is objective. Your sanity is objectionable.
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For a thread ostensibly about funny comics, none of you seem to like fun nor comics.
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Please be the change you wish to see in the thread
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NotAnArtist posted:Please be the change you wish to see in the thread Sorry, I don't have a firetruck so I don't think I can put out a dumpster fire.
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NotAnArtist posted:Please be the change you wish to see in the thread     Comically exaggerating your reactions to relatively minor problems doesn't make you comedy Satan.
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paradoxGentleman posted:
It's not an exaggeration, though. He teaches the youth to be wasteful and gluttonous.
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Paladinus posted:It's not an exaggeration, though. He teaches the youth to be wasteful and gluttonous. The kind of youth that gets that influenced by Internet comics is likely to be doomed anyway. Can't a guy just say that he doesn't like the end part of a banana anymore?
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paradoxGentleman posted:The kind of youth that gets that influenced by Internet comics is likely to be doomed anyway. What do you mean, end part? That's clearly the 'tab', designed for easy access  The end part is where the crazy-person who did the drawing decided to open the banana.
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aerion111 posted:What do you mean, end part? This is the second time today I've seen someone say they open bananas from down there and It's still confusing.
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It's easier. It's also the way monkeys do it. I don't defer to monkeys often, but i will in the case of banana opening.
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The guy who writes The Oatmeal used to be some big deal in SEO. Originally, the comic was designed not to be funny, but to show up in a fuckton of google searches so everybody thought it was popular and would keep sharing it on Facebook. I remember a whole lot of webcomic authors raging about him back in the day, because webcomics should be "ABOUT THE ART, NOT THE MONEY." At this point, it seems like he's been successful in his 'be known everywhere' goal and the publicity engine is now fueling itself, so he's dialed back the zombie-pirate-robot-bacon-ness and started trying to write actual jokes. It's hit and miss, but it feels like he's improving. 
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I haven't found any Oatmeals that have made me bust up laughing, but I do like some of them. I can hella relate to some of his brain comics:   also, in finding the above, I stumbled on this--apparently the dude who draws it is a hot ultramarathoner: http://imgur.com/gallery/QZKQl  ninja edit: also, very relevant to right now: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/seattle_weather
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Every time I hear somebody from the west coast complain about the weather, I grab a shovel and go search snow banks until I see the characteristic divot that suggests there might be a fire hydrant buried under there. Then I dig for thirty or forty minutes until I find a flash-frozen arc of urine and follow that back to the puppy stuck to the other end so I can kick it.
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the...oatmeal?? LOL! that's what I eat for breakfast but now it's like, a hilarous thing on the internet?? So loving random i LOVE IT/
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RandomFerret posted:Every time I hear somebody from the west coast complain about the weather, I grab a shovel and go search snow banks until I see the characteristic divot that suggests there might be a fire hydrant buried under there. Then I dig for thirty or forty minutes until I find a flash-frozen arc of urine and follow that back to the puppy stuck to the other end so I can kick it. Yeah I am in Seattle, but from northern Minnesota. Despite about 1 out of every 2 Seattlites being a Midwest transplant, they still have the gall to complain about the weather, which approaches "almost as cold as fall in Minnesota" for about three weeks out of the year.
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Ever wonder what The Oatmeal would be like if it were written by a fundamentalist Christian? http://adam4d.com/
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Honestly the funniest comic in pages. I miss the bad webcomics thread 
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3689737&perpage=40 It's bad.
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Cantaloupe posted:Honestly the funniest comic in pages. We missed you. BUT WE WERE NEVER FAR AWAY.
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Jaramin posted:Yeah, he never makes dumb outrageous comments about inane subjects anymore! You must really love those tiny, rubbery dick hoses. Chill out.
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I just cut the top off of a milk carton and add cereal. Then I eat not only cereal, but also the carton, while comically spilling milk everywhere.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:The guy who writes The Oatmeal used to be some big deal in SEO. Originally, the comic was designed not to be funny, but to show up in a fuckton of google searches so everybody thought it was popular and would keep sharing it on Facebook. I remember a whole lot of webcomic authors raging about him back in the day, because webcomics should be "ABOUT THE ART, NOT THE MONEY." At this point, it seems like he's been successful in his 'be known everywhere' goal and the publicity engine is now fueling itself, so he's dialed back the zombie-pirate-robot-bacon-ness and started trying to write actual jokes. The Oatmeal is internet Garfield HTH.
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Paladinus posted:I just cut the top off of a milk carton and add cereal. Then I eat not only cereal, but also the carton, while comically spilling milk everywhere. You scrubs, don't you know how it's done?
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