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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Parmesan Basil posted:

Name a song that made you as emotional as that time when Brett Favre went out and *chokes back tears* played like crazy after his Dad died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPy2Iqq-NM

makes me weep like a soldier liberating a concentration camp.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Vengarr posted:

If Mozart was alive today do you think he would play the Super Bowl halftime show

He is alive, but I don't think they'll ever let John Darnielle play the halftime show

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I think Mozart would appreciate my various collections of Mike Patton led projects, probably like Mondo Cane the most

E: But then he listens to Litany IV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaP8EwBJyWA and probably kills himself because he can't comprehend avant garde music

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 1, 2015

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

After listening to a podcast discussing Kaepernick's $126 million contract, I become disillusioned with my 150 florin per year salary from the Prince-Archbishop and leave for Paris.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Better yet, give him a DVD with the last decade of SB halftime shows :negative:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.
*selects playlist entitled 'favs'*

SO WAT U NEED TO DO IS LEMME SMELL YO DICK

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kalli posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPy2Iqq-NM

makes me weep like a soldier liberating a concentration camp.

That's the theme song for the Chiefs playoff chances.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Parmesan Basil posted:

I am serious. Music is bad and a waste. Name a song that made you as emotional as that time when Brett Favre went out and *chokes back tears* played like crazy after his Dad died. Can music do that? No. Ban all music from our lives and do useful things, like sports or STEM fields.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

Especially the part @2:42

I'll sit here and await your bitch tears of euphoria.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Lol if you don't draft Mahler no. 1 in your fantasy league.

And don't loving reach on Berlioz. poo poo always starts a run on Romantic era composers.

Lucky Samurai
Oct 4, 2011

Being jaded about something is so cool. You're just as useless as everybody else, but you get to be irritating and bitter about it.
I'm a fan of posse cuts, my favorite in particular is Triumph by Wu-Tang Clan.

Yes, it's me, I'm the white dude who likes Wu-Tang too much.

I can hear the song playing in my head right now. Help.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

MC2552John posted:

I'm a fan of posse cuts, my favorite in particular is Triumph by Wu-Tang Clan.

Yes, it's me, I'm the white dude who likes Wu-Tang too much.

I can hear the song playing in my head right now. Help.

same

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Jack Slater: Danny told me not to trust you. He said you killed Mo Zart.
John Practice: Mo who?
Jack Slater: Zart.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
There ain't no white dude alive that doesn't love Triumph

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Pron on VHS posted:

There ain't no white dude alive that doesn't love Triumph

<------

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Pron on VHS posted:

There ain't no white dude alive that doesn't love Rush

ftfy

They lyin' if they say otherwise

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

e: Whoops!

Anals of History fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 1, 2015

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Parmesan Basil posted:

I am serious. Music is bad and a waste. Name a song that made you as emotional as that time when Brett Favre went out and *chokes back tears* played like crazy after his Dad died. Can music do that? No. Ban all music from our lives and do useful things, like sports or STEM fields.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5-qPQqT_3Q

Easy.

Even relevant considering the Ravens did the same thing today.

Edit: The Packers music game is strong. gently caress you Seattle we have FOUR Macklemores. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLG52PN1RgM

BGrifter fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Jan 4, 2015

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
ODB's "Nigga Please" is the greatest post rock album ever.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

mozart: please gently caress my bitch, based god

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uxJxMjz3Io

Mozart reveals that he composed this in 1991 during his first test of the time machine, clearing up why it goes with everything.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Vaders Jester posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uxJxMjz3Io

Mozart reveals that he composed this in 1991 during his first test of the time machine, clearing up why it goes with everything.

everything makes sense now...

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
(iPod is full of music in English)

(Mozart listens for 5 seconds before taking the earbuds out and smashing the iPod on the ground for filling his head with barbarian drivel)

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

JT Jag posted:

(iPod is full of music in English)

(Mozart listens for 5 seconds before taking the earbuds out and smashing the iPod on the ground for filling his head with barbarian drivel)

So what you're saying is he'll have Wumpscut and Rammstein on his playlist.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

A.o.D. posted:

So what you're saying is he'll have Wumpscut and Rammstein on his playlist.
His iPod would mostly be full of other types of orchestral music, like John Williams and Hans Zimmer and Nobuo Uematsu and poo poo

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

JT Jag posted:

(iPod is full of music in English)

(Mozart listens for 5 seconds before taking the earbuds out and smashing the iPod on the ground for filling his head with barbarian drivel)
IDK about that. It really depends on what cover art is displayed when Katy Perry plays.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Mozart on today's Lions loss: I have only been in this era a short amount of time and I do not profess to know about American football, but I do not believe the flag should have been picked up

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Oh for god's sake...
It's a totally different game from what it was in the 1760s, they pick up flags all the time now. You're out of your element old man!

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

MC2552John posted:

I'm a fan of posse cuts, my favorite in particular is Triumph by Wu-Tang Clan.

Yes, it's me, I'm the white dude who likes Wu-Tang too much.

I can hear the song playing in my head right now. Help.

Gravel Pit and ghost's Wu banga 101 and dogs of war imo but I like em more low key I guess

I think Mozart would really appreciate Kanye production tho

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
Johann Strauss would never betray the Wu Tang Secret, but Mozart? He's a punk-rear end.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

A.o.D. posted:

Johann Strauss would never betray the Wu Tang Secret, but Mozart? He's a punk-rear end.

Wagner would crush them all and build a throne out of their skulls.

:regd10:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
*wears beats by dre to press conference*

*gets fined $50,000 by Goodell"

EDIT Oh my god this is the same joke as the 2nd post

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

BGrifter posted:

Wagner would crush them all and build a throne out of their skulls.

:regd10:

And then he would get the calliper out and measure those skulls to deem some inferior

Gumbercules
Jan 12, 2004

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.
Finally the world can get a credible opinion on Yeezus

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
It would be awesome if Mozart came to the present and turned out to be a huge Bieber fan or something. Just gently caress with everybody.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It would be awesome if Mozart came to the present and turned out to be a huge Bieber fan or something. Just gently caress with everybody.

He would do precisely this just because of how big a troll he was.

Also poop jokes. Jesus did that man love poop jokes. (Not kidding)

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
his music loving sucks, and furthermore so does other smart white guy music like that

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Pron on VHS posted:

his music loving sucks, and furthermore so does other smart white guy music like that

Operas were never intended for the high society crowd. Also you used to be allowed to shout and throw poo poo at the stage from the audience.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Parmesan Basil posted:

Name a song that made you as emotional as that time when Brett Favre went out and *chokes back tears* played like crazy after his Dad died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pron on VHS posted:

his music loving sucks, and furthermore so does other smart white guy music like that

What about dumb white guy music

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FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It would be awesome if Mozart came to the present and turned out to be a huge Bieber fan or something. Just gently caress with everybody.

He would absolutely be into house and techno

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