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magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER


I'm in again. Again.

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epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.


In. Thrill me.

Devorum
Jul 30, 2005


Nap Ghost

In again.

Thanks for the judgments/crits...it's good to hear what others genuinely think and what I need to work on (everything, oh god...everything).

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW


I'm in and ready to sin.



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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

aka sticklegs



Grimey Drawer

OK

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Ask me about being the most Magnificent Bastard in EU4 Multiplayer.

In.

Benny Profane
Feb 23, 2012



In.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool


bye

anime was right fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2015 around 05:58

skwidmonster
Mar 31, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER


I'm in for the sins

kurona_bright
Mar 21, 2013


Fumblemouse posted:

How appropriate. kurona_bright is long pig covered in santorum.

It's a good thing 2 out of 3 judges will rate my story better than that filth or i will be forced to crit 5 of k_b's stories in an oeuvre crit of at least 1000 words


Why you gotta be like that, you miserable, fetid pile of convicted trash. Somebody clearly needs to remember their proper place is beneath all us decent, contributing citizens.

If I don't manage to force Fumblemouse's words back down his disgusting criminal throat, I will record myself reading four of his stories in my whiny baby voice and post it up in this thread.

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


kurona_bright posted:

I will record myself reading four of his stories in my whiny baby voice and post it up in this thread.

praying for your loss

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

Fumblemouse posted:

How appropriate. kurona_bright is long pig covered in santorum.

It's a good thing 2 out of 3 judges will rate my story better than that filth or i will be forced to crit 5 of k_b's stories in an oeuvre crit of at least 1000 words


kurona_bright posted:



Why you gotta be like that, you miserable, fetid pile of convicted trash. Somebody clearly needs to remember their proper place is beneath all us decent, contributing citizens.

If I don't manage to force Fumblemouse's words back down his disgusting criminal throat, I will record myself reading four of his stories in my whiny baby voice and post it up in this thread.

yes blood more blood all the blood

I approve of this arrangement.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I guess I'll sign up for this.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

aka sticklegs



Grimey Drawer

ffgf

Fast flashing good flashing

dreadmojo
Oct 23, 2010

Legit Cyberspook

A Classy Ghost posted:

In

I'll pick my victim whenever, maybe in a few days when they've had time to get a nice solid structure for their story

ENVY
the shiniest of jewels

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I guess I'll sign up for this.

SLOTH
gently caress it good enough

skwidmonster posted:

I'm in for the sins

WRATH
he should have known, he should have known, he should have known

anime was right posted:

PUT ME IN COACH

GREED
he never really deserved to have it


LUST
smoother than silk


PRIDE
chaunticleer, atop his steeple, crowing defiance to the Devil


PRIDE
slouching in the throne

PootieTang posted:

I'm in and ready to sin.



GREED
this one will be the one that changes everything after that, no more

Devorum posted:

In again.

Thanks for the judgments/crits...it's good to hear what others genuinely think and what I need to work on (everything, oh god...everything).

ENVY
they're so cool

epoch. posted:

In. Thrill me.

SLOTH
the moment between being asleep and waking up why can't it last forever

magnificent7 posted:

I'm in again. Again.

GLUTTONY
a bottle full of gulps

hubris.height posted:

I vow to not write something you will throw into the rubbish bin... immediately.

WRATH
FUCKIN, FUCKIN, FUCKIN

Jonked posted:

I'm in, looking forward to that flash rule

GREED
investment is basically a love letter to your future self, he said


ENVY
I'm so dirty

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

Thank goodness sebmojo has an awesome co-judge who can comb the thread making sure he doesn't miss anyone because of his tired old eyes

spectres of autism posted:

in. the real sin would be not giving me a baller flash rule

LUST

innocence remains

dreadmojo
Oct 23, 2010

Legit Cyberspook

I was being meta, you babbling harpy

dreadmojo fucked around with this message at Aug 18, 2015 around 22:37

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003


Wow, the judges this week sure are a pack of dickheads

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


those who can't write, judge

Bompacho
Nov 28, 2005


A Classy Ghost posted:

In

I'll pick my victim whenever, maybe in a few days when they've had time to get a nice solid structure for their story

Joke's on you. No-one starts doing anything until Sunday morning anyway.

ENVY BRAWL!

I'll owe a crit to every Envy story that does better than mine.

If I fail to submit or DQ then I will owe crits on all Envy Stories.

Since you poo poo sippers love to disappoint I'll no doubt be putting my feet up.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

A Classy Ghost posted:

those who can't write, judge

the 8th deadly sin is bad posting

for your sins you shall suffer a 100 word deduction from your total word count

dreadmojo
Oct 23, 2010

Legit Cyberspook

newtestleper posted:

Wow, the judges this week sure are a pack of dickheads

hm

might pull out a classic for you to assign as you will

flash rulethe 175th, 176th and 177th words of your story must be 'pack of dickheads'.

dreadmojo fucked around with this message at Aug 18, 2015 around 22:46

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


Bompacho posted:

Joke's on you. No-one starts doing anything until Sunday morning anyway.

ENVY BRAWL!

I'll owe a crit to every Envy story that does better than mine.

If I fail to submit or DQ then I will owe crits on all Envy Stories.

Since you poo poo sippers love to disappoint I'll no doubt be putting my feet up.

hi bom enjoy your new flash rule: sucker punch with actual suckers

i'm sure you can figure out how to write an actual story that isn't total poo poo for once!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


huh, what? sorry, I must've falling asleep reading all of the Sloth's people stories. those were some fine... engaging *yawns* stories

*head falls back down and starts drools after thinking about epoch.'s and Killer-of-lawyers past stories. has a nightmare of being chased by pokemon because some idiot thought that was a good idea for a week, wtf?*

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

What will you say when
your child asks:
why didn't you invest in
Thunderdome?


sebmojo posted:

GREED
he never really deserved to have it
dibs

sebmojo posted:

GREED
this one will be the one that changes everything after that, no more
*slaps flash rule out of ur hand* MINE

sebmojo posted:

GREED
investment is basically a love letter to your future self, he said
Jonked: "Uh uh uh please sire entenzahn can i keep--"
Me: *steals flash rule* lol nnnnnope

sebmojo posted:

GREED
they'll probably never notice what i took
They'll probably notice I took that flash rule when I'm using it for multiple counts of verbal murder.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

Entenzahn posted:

dibs

*slaps flash rule out of ur hand* MINE

Jonked: "Uh uh uh please sire entenzahn can i keep--"
Me: *steals flash rule* lol nnnnnope

They'll probably notice I took that flash rule when I'm using it for multiple counts of verbal murder.

Greed is good. I'm investing the 100 words i confiscated from ACG in your enterprise. Your new word count is 1300.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

aka sticklegs



Grimey Drawer

i have as many wins as the rest of all the other pride group combined. i'm real worried here.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

crabrock posted:

i have as many wins as the rest of all the other pride group combined. i'm real worried here.

oh dear you flew too close to the sun and burned off 200 of your words

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011



Broenheim posted:

huh, what? sorry, I must've falling asleep reading all of the Sloth's people stories. those were some fine... engaging *yawns* stories

*head falls back down and starts drools after thinking about epoch.'s and Killer-of-lawyers past stories. has a nightmare of being chased by pokemon because some idiot thought that was a good idea for a week, wtf?*

i write every week like its pokemon week

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

aka sticklegs



Grimey Drawer

Sitting Here posted:

oh dear you flew too close to the sun and burned off 200 of your words

I've beaten you with fewer

dreadmojo
Oct 23, 2010

Legit Cyberspook

crabrock posted:

I've beaten you with fewer

have you beaten her with 800 b/c that's how many you have now

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

aka sticklegs



Grimey Drawer

sebmojo posted:

have you beaten her with 800 b/c that's how many you have now

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/brawls.php?brawl=63

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Broenheim posted:

huh, what? sorry, I must've falling asleep reading all of the Sloth's people stories. those were some fine... engaging *yawns* stories

*head falls back down and starts drools after thinking about epoch.'s and Killer-of-lawyers past stories. has a nightmare of being chased by pokemon because some idiot thought that was a good idea for a week, wtf?*

Just remember that your flash rule can't be autobiographical.

curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

Adventure Awaits!


Fun Shoe

sebmojo posted:

GLUTTONY
Meinberg - a live pigenon either is or isn't consumed

Hey, uh, are you... Gonna.... eat.......

*grabs flashrule and stuffs it in her mouth, chewing loudly while maintining eye contact*

flerp
Feb 25, 2014


Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

Just remember that your flash rule can't be autobiographical.

holy gently caress man, just because your sin is sloth doesnt mean you get to just drool on the keyboard and call it a burn

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011



oh we need to smack talk the other guys huh

hope you losers enjoy... losing!

(these losers are in fact morningbell, benny profane and dmboogie, to personalize this sweet burn). they will be going all the way down

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor


This is a bad idea, since I'm gigging Friday and Saturday, but I'm doing a pomodoro this week and need to atone for the sin that was my poor doomed robo-pocalypse story.

So what's my sin this week?

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003


After The War posted:

This is a bad idea, since I'm gigging Friday and Saturday, but I'm doing a pomodoro this week and need to atone for the sin that was my poor doomed robo-pocalypse story.

So what's my sin this week?

Failing to yourself after a failure

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Failing to yourself after a failure

oh poo poo good call, I'm toxxed this week

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Schneider Heim
Oct 17, 2012


I'm in!

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