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Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


God help me, I'm in.

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Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:48

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


I'm always in.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Mercedes posted:

Hey GP, I was stuck sick in bed for most of the week. I'll try to finish my entry and post it later this week.

What kind of God gets sick?

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:49

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


A medium speed judge is a kinda ok judge.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


All 387.44 million miles of hate to you for your faux pas.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Oh lord don't waste a line crit on my drivel. Give it to someone more deserving. I know I put out more crap than Sadistech's finale.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


sebmojo posted:

self deprecation is the worst kind of precation

Self deprecation would require me to be modest!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


gently caress it. I don't see how this will work if I don't play loose with the traditional structure of a biography, but what ever.

I'm in. I'm going to regret this. (Again.)

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Apr 7, 2015 around 15:43

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Sitting Here posted:

Killer of Lawyers

Right on the money. I wish I had scrapped it all as well, but you're right. I've got to cut out those bad writing habits.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:49

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Thanks. Sorry you had to endure that!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


I'm in!

Let's go with this one!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:49

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Hellfire, acronyms, poo flinging, all that.

Also I can't believe I forgot to bold my title. Fah.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Thanks for the burps, and make me a wizzard please!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:50

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Shh, no tears, only stories.

Good luck, judges!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Thanks for the crits so far!

Here's a crit of Brohiem's story. I think I owe him some critting since he critted my slop from weeks ago. Sorry about that man!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/...dit?usp=sharing

I'll work on some more later!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

PROMPT: Smells Like Dome SPirit

Dome spirits? So anything over 80 proof?

edit: Who am I kidding, I'm in for this, no matter what it is. Gonna write something about alcohol though till it gets clarified, because whatever.

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Apr 29, 2015 around 03:33

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:50

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


It's alright, I wrote enough terrible scifi for the both of us this week!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


crabrock posted:

Imo 60 people should submit stories this week.



give me a random song because I'm in.



crabrock posted:

email me at crabrock at gmail if you want me to buy you an avatar. if you have one in mind, send me the link, if not tell me what you want or just let me go hog wild, i don't care.

Thanks! Go hog wild and all that.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:50

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


In.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:50

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


In!

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:51

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


In for this week.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:51

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


In. Can I get a flash rule as well?

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


In with a

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:51

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Welp, never heard of them, so pick me a song so I can be IN.

I'll take Read, Eat, Sleep.

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2015 around 01:42

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


I decided to take Read Eat Sleep as my song for this week and edited my post accordingly.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


I'm sure that my C-store experince will transfer nicely to this prompt, and not end with me gibbering in the middle of a horrific hurricane evacuation flashback.

In and

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


New Year, new thread!

Killer-of-Lawyers fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2016 around 17:51

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


"Earl, you've got to get over here!"

Earl pulled his cellphone from his ear and winced in pain. "Stop yelling, Carl. What's wrong?"

"The bees, Earl! OH GOD THE BEES!"

Earl bolted upright, and quickly rushed out to his truck, snagging an EpiPen along the way.

"Don't worry, buddy, I'm coming!"

"And don't forget the five gallon buckets!"

Earl paused, and turned his truck off. "What?"

"You won't believe how much honey we have! So much! loving bees man! BEES!"

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Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008


Lotta masculine bees up in here. Does the patriarchy need to intrude on every haven of femininity such as the noble bee?

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