Thunderdome 2015teen: Weekly Stories with Positive People

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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I hope to see some good stories this year. Being optimistic is fun and healthy!

Screaming Idiot posted:

not rly ilu guys

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 04:33

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Yeah, go ahead.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 17:03

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Benny the Snake posted:

Make no mistake though--your rear end is mine, skippy

No erotica allowed.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 06:17

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Here's my entry:

A Classy Ghost posted:

The Throbbers

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 12:48

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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I'm still doing crits for Fairytale week. Crits for Noirweek will be much later as I'm going to deal with celebrating Chinese New Year next week.

Also :siren:

flash rule :siren:

I know there are webcomics out there (off the top of my head Pandyland and Kate Beaton) making fun of noir, so your flash rule (applicable to EVERYONE) is

DO NOT RIP OFF THE JOKES/PUNCHLINE/PLOT OF THESE WEBCOMICS

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 10:42

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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I HAVE GOT CRITS IN AND IT IS TIME TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF :siren:

This is for Fairytale Week. Muffin and I met up last Monday for drinks, I don't know about you but I wasn't prepared for a white dude to get tipsy on just two beers (tbf it was craft beer and the alcoholic content was as high as wine but still), so he got a little weird and starting drawing things all around instead of critting at one point.

I am a lazy shithead who needs to work and therefore took longer in critting you lot's writings. In the meantime people made :lol:

JOKES

which is why you get this nice sampler:

THIS IS THE ALBUM YOU WANT TO CLICK TO SEE YOUR CRITS:

http://imgur.com/a/BZMEZ

OH and here are some special images for the night itself:

Muffin upon reading and discovering Mercedes's story is ripping off a webcomic:

He shaved to the paedophile mustache just for you Mercedes

This is Mercedes's response to said response:

Also at one point in the crit you'll notice me saying "well Muffin got tired and started skipping stuff" this is what he looks like when that happened:

Note: Muffin's pen is the lighter and more readable words/pictures. I'm the one using the thicker black ink / blue ink / red ink pens.

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 10, 2015

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 12:33

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

You get them all hard, then leave them with literary blue balls.

Basically there's a deep reason for us drawing blue dicks and balls all over your stories. Balls deep. Balls Deepak Choke-Ya.

good post btw

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 09:01

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Benny the Snake posted:

The Gods of the oral tradition had names to make them easier to remember. I mean, isn't that the motif we're going for?

Here's some advice: Deal.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 01:08

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Screaming Idiot posted:

My story already has a scene where Joe Biden lactates vile black sludge from his pierced nipples, I think the apology is warranted.

show don't tell

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 03:10

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Bad Seafood posted:

Congratulations to the first guy in TD's three-year history to complain to the mods over judgment.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 01:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Benny the Snake posted:

You're really gonna do me like that, aren't you?

Fine. Let's get it all out. It was me. I was the one who got a mod involved. And you wanna know why? It's because three judges are required per prompt. Every one of us who signed up went in blind but I was the only one who asked why there wasn't two other judges I'd be lying if I said this wasn't personal, but you know what T-Rex, how would I know if your decision to make me a dishonorable mention wasn't personal? How do I know that there isn't still any antagonism on your end towards me? Even after that brawl we settled? I don't but what I do know is that I poured a lot of heart and soul into a story which was incredibly unpleasant to write and did not need to be posted. But it did not deserve the DM. That's why I'm crying foul. Because this week should be null and void. Because you broke the rules. And all I have to go on is how you have an extra-special crit ready for me:

You know what, T-Rex? Keep it to yourself. You are no more qualified to judge anybody than I am.

Newtesleper, you think you can say "I know who did it" and then scurry off where I can't go? You are a two-faced snake.

To everyone else: call me a rat, call me a snitch, call me every last nasty name in the book. I don't care. Don't for a minute think that you, or anybody else, can break the rules. Because it's not about the rules, it's about us. It's about how we're supposed to be a community of writers and a competition but if one person breaks the rules, that completely destroys any confidence in what we have. I love the Thunderdome and I won't stand for this. I won't stand by and have our community turn into a prison gang.

Either of you have a problem with me? Anybody have a problem with me? Good. You know where to find me, I'm going nowhere.

Hail, all ye writers, all ye readers, for a reminderI bring upon thee, that once in the year 2014, this Benny the Snake, venerable police-seer of rules of of Great Thunderdome, May the Blood Gods Forever Hold its Name True, broke the rules in such a spectacularly dumb fashion that everyone clamoured and tantrumed for his banishment, but I alone said nay, for he shall be absolved for his crimes through sound and just punishment, and for my efforts spat he in my face after one year, whence he believed memories are as fragile as his wit:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3598931&pagenumber=46&perpage=40#post426936855

Arbiter and Enforcer, venerable AI Kaishai posted:

You've been added to the list, but I'd like to draw your attention to this part of the prompt:

Kaishai posted:
Realistically, this is a difficult rule to enforce, and I'm counting somewhat on an honor system, but if I do find out you've asked for help it's an instant DQ for you.

Keep it in mind, hmm?

Judas of our times, Benny the Snake, hisses his name posted:

I'm very much aware :tipshat

Clamourer for Death, Muffin, he of the puffing of chests and deliciousness of pastries posted:

Ah, that would explain why you've been asking Fanky and Sebmojo to help you edit your piece, then.

We talk, dude. You are the worst cheater. As in, you are terrible at it.

Whatever you submit had better be an entirely new story from the one you've been passing around this week.

Quote I, for I was of Mercy, though Perhaps Ill-Placed, and Woe Shalt it be to me for I have placed them on the wrong soul posted:

IN LIGHT of this incredible development, it has been convened, and it has been agreed, that for you, Benny the Snake - in order for your story to escape both disqualification and/or humiliation, the following FLASH RULES shall be applicable to you:

1. YOU MUST WRITE A NEW STORY other than the one attempted to be shown to, or has been shown to, Sebmojo and Fanky Malloons. We are fully aware we cannot control this, so let your own conscience be your guide.

2. YOUR STORY MUST PROMOTE THE FOLLOWING MATTERS AS GREAT VIRTUES:

(a) reading and listening to instructions carefully
(b) not being a liar.

We look forward to reading your story!

Yet, with such rule-breakage our community, said Grand Thunderdome, Praise the Gods for Its Perseverance, continued to grow and stay strong, despite you, ye Snake, ye of Hisses and Hydras, ye who continues to befell yourself upon us despite us who looks at you with eyes of disdain and whispers of jeerings, prostrate yourself now and allow the Gods to judge upon thee, for we shan't. Let the shame wash upon your soul.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 03:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 05:12

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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In gimme a dept

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 05:48

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epitaph

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3756&title=epitaph

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jul 13, 2015

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 06:27

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i was in between so many meetings today i forgot i was supposed to post this picture after submitting

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 11:11

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thread: pls give us fjgj

sittinghere:

Sitting Here posted:

thread: no

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 03:27

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im nice

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 08:21

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quote:

13:48 schneiderheim can someone sign me in for this week because I can't access the boards at work?

Schneider Heim is in

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 06:52

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anime was right posted:

http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/File:Fjgj

anime is good!

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 03:49

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anime is bad

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 02:41

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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urgh gently caress i'll co-judge

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 02:14

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After The War posted:

Roger Ebert once said "no winning Thunderdome entry is depressing, but every losing one is." Or something like that. So gimme one of them losers and we'll see where we can take some bad ideas.

for abject despair of incompletion during genre week.

E: I don't know what happened but somehow the link I gave you earlier was wrong, here
http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=673

Fuschia tude posted:

I've never placed higher than a so I think I fit in with the losers nice and snug this week.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1113

:siren:

next two persons in must be winners. if u get ur feelings hurt deal

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Sep 9, 2015

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 04:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; 😿😿😿 #change #your #mindset #change #the #world 😿😿😿

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Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

winner.

I'm always a winner.

My mom's visiting, and that's what she said.

OH yeah,

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1744

Mons Hubris posted:

I'm back and a big time loser.

NOPE SEE MY FLASH RULE ABOVE, YER A WINNER.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=466

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 05:35

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jon joe posted:

Flash rule me.

your story must be of modern times, and the city/town must play a major character

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 05:41

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lol@whoever thinks choosing LOSER means we judge u less harshly

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 07:34

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SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 14:10

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slow judging good judging

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 14:19

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Ironic Twist posted:

�Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?� by Joyce Carol Oates

https://www.d.umn.edu/~csigler/PDF%20files/oates_going.pdf

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worlds_best_author posted:

Oh, sweet, sweet schadenfreude

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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 02:26

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