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Providence (998 words) Flash rule: ignorant As a youth, I was chosen to represent my native Athens in the Olympic games. I have always been naturally swift,and nothing filled me with more joy and pride than the opportunity to compete in the games against runners from the other city-states. In order to prepare, I would run daily from the city into the outskirts where the fields were. One such day, I was approaching the crossroads where I saw a cloaked stranger standing at the corner. His hair was so wild it looked like a bird's nest and he was balancing on one leg with the aid of a staff. My head full of thoughts of grandeur and odes dedicated to my victory, I paid him no heed and kept running towards the crossroads. The moment I crossed him he tripped me with his staff, sending me flying towards the ground. I landed on the ground in a cloud of dust, my forehead, bruised and bleeding and my knees, scraped. The stranger laughed as I got up to dust myself up. "Why did you do that?" I exclaimed. "You could've killed me!" "But I didn't, did I?" he asked and smiled. His smugness infuriated me but I was too focused on my training to care. "Stranger, you best hope that our paths never cross, lest I break your staff over your head," I threatened him. Before I could take off, he blocked my path with his staff. "Now hold on, son," he told me, "before I let you cross, you have to pay my toll." "What toll?" I asked, exasperated. "My toll," he responded as if it were blatantly obvious. "You don't own these crossroads!" "I most certainly do," he told me and held his staff over his shoulders, "for all crossroads belong to me." "Even if I had the coin, I still wouldn't pay you!" "Well that's too bad, you can't cross. Unless..." "Unless what?" "See that olive tree?" he asked and pointed towards it. "If you can pass it before I do, then I will never bother again." "You swear to it?" "By the River Styx," the stranger said and rose his right hand. "And what if I lose?" "You just worry about winning," he said and smiled again. "I accept your terms then, stranger," I told him and crouched to the ground. The stranger delightedly threw his staff and cloak to the side and crouched next to me. "On your mark," I shouted, "get set...go!" I took off from the ground and ran as fast as as I could while taking the longest strides possible. For a moment I was satisfied in the thought that I had beat my opponent until I glanced to my side and saw him sprinting effortlessly next to me, that same self-satisfied smile on his face. Enraged, I ducked my head down and exerted myself; sprinting faster and striding further than I have ever done before. My lungs burned, sweat flowed from every pore on my skin, the callouses on my feet burst bled. Unbearable pain, coursed through my body but it only motivated me further, such as the sting of the charioteer's whip motivates his horses. Now as a youth, I could neither recognize nor reconcile the several peculiarities I had observed within the stranger, such as his behaviors, his odd phrasings, or why he stood vigil over the the crossroad in the first place. When I glanced upon him again, it finally dawned upon me why. His feet were no longer those of a human's but instead of a bird's--tough, banded skin with talons and feathers sticking out. His eyes were large and yellow and his pupils were focused like a hawk's. Hiis messy hair was now a headful of down. I was no longer in the presence of a human, but of a divine being. Too focused on finishing rest. I strained every facet of my body until I finally crossed the olive tree, screaming at the top of my lungs in anguish and pain. As I collapsed down to my hands and knees, I felt the wind rush next to me. There he stood, his messenger bag to his side, his wide-brimmed hat over his brow, and his twin-snake staff in his hand. It was Hermes, Herald of the Gods. "My Lord," I gasped, "Forgive me for my thoughtlessness and boorish behavior." "Thessalos of Athens," he said and extended his hand, "rise, my son." With obvious trepidation, I took the Herald's hand as he helped me stand up. "Rejoice, for divine providence smiles upon you today," he said and smiled warmly. "Forgive me my Lord, but I confused," I said as I tried my best not to look into his hawk-like eyes. "Son, I have spent far too long standing at the crossroads, demanding sport in exchange for coin as my toll," he told me. "Too many have instead compensated me in coin. You are the first in a very long time to accept my challenge! I have not had such amusement in a very, very long time!" he said with a booming laugh. I laughed along nervously and nodded. He reached into his bag and drew a simple necklace, attached to it was a small feather pendant made of gold. "This is my token of appreciation," he said and handed it to me. "Wear this, and you will become the fastest human alive. But heed my words, Thessalos," he warned me. "For too many in your place and succumbed to hubris and destruction followed in their wake. Never forget that it is I, Hermes, Herald of the Gods, who has bestowed upon you the blessing of swiftness." "I will do my best, my Lord," I said and bowed. "Make me proud, son," he told me and tipped his hat at me before he disappeared in the blink of an eye. As I clasped the amulet in my hands, I knew at that moment that I was now destined for greatness.
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Yo Muffin, I'll have a crit of your most recent story up by Monday, February 9th. This week's been qw-aaaa-zyyyyy
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My long overdue crit of one of SurreptitiousMuffin's 'dome stories. quote:Hole in the wall
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In Felix: God of Tricksters and the Earth. Felix, God of tricksters, miners, and generally those who make their lives through their wits or through the ground, is a sly god who delights in burrowing and decieving mortals. His asociated symbols include the die, the shovel, and the picaxe. Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Nubile Hillock posted:I'm in, with a I guess...
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newtestleper posted:Does a god need a name?
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How Felix Cheated Winter (Starring Felix and NubileHillock's Winter) (1299 words) Deep beneath the earth, burrowing away while chewing on a mote of rare earth, Felix was happily indulging himself of one of his two vices. Rare was it when he could do both at the same time, but today would be such an occasion. As he burrowed, his pickaxe hit into solid ground. Felix sniffed and tasted the dirt beneath him--there wasn't a trace of ore around. He laid his calloused hand against the earth in front of him and it felt cold--he was digging into permafrost. There was only one explanation, and it wasn't a pleasant one. Felix chomped down hard on his mote, replaced his pickaxe with his shovel, and started digging upwards. When he finally surfaced, he found the plains completely frozen, the verdant green completely dead and gone. Felix's anger changed into fear the moment he turned around. "Hello, Winter," he said and gave him a snaggle-toothed smile. Winter was tall and frail without a single hair on his entire body. He was wearing nothing but a pale shawl over his shoulders and held a rickety old cane with both his hands. His eyes were as colorless as his skin--he may of been blind, but he had his trusty dire wolf North at his side. "Hello, Tiny," Felix said and tipped his helmet towards the wolf. "Call me that one more time," North snarled at him, chomping his fangs and spraying spit. "I dare you." Winter rose his right hand as North's rage subsided. "We have business," Winter said, his voice high and harsh like a mute starting to regain his voice. "What business?" "Don't play dumb, you rat prick!" North barked at him. Winter gestured as if to say "What he said". "It's one thing to defy me, Felix. It's in your nature, after all, I expect that," he said and tightened his grasp on his cane. "It's another to teach and help mortals to defy me!" "What am I supposed to do?" Felix shouted. "Let the farmers watch helplessly as their crops die? Watch the miners as they struggle to break through frozen-solid ground?" "You're supposed to leave well enough alone!" Winter said and slammed his cane into the ground as the snow kicked up into the air, causing a small snow-devil to form around them. Felix covered his face with his arms to keep the icy wind from harming his face. "H-how'd you want to settle this, then?" Felix meekly asked. "I'd thought you'd never ask," Winter said as he tapped the ground with his cane. While ice formed in front of him, he formed from the palm of his hand a die made of ice so frozen it was practically glass. "Normally I'd settle it in a battle of wills but since you're a coward, Felix, we'll settle it your way," he said. Felix could've said no, but something was up and he wanted to see it play out. "Alright then." North chuckled gruffly as Winter flicked his die onto the ice. "I call it odd," he said as it flew it the air. Felix could see every dimple on every face on the die as it twirled from the sky and tumbled on the ice. "Well?" Winter asked. North looked. "You won Master," he barked happily. "It's rolled three." "You beat me, Winter," Felix said and held his hands up. "I surrender." Winter scowled. "Do you take me for a fool?" he thundered. "Master-" "Be silent!" Winter interrupted his faithful canine servant as he cowered and whimpered pitifully. "You might be a simple-minded animal," he pointed accusingly at his long-suffering minion," but I am Winter! I am constant, omnipotent, and all-seeing!" he shouted as the winds kicked the surrounding snow up in the air into a giant flurry. Felix covered his mouth. Winter's voice was so hoarse and high-pitched that his words were not the enraged tirades of the manifestation of an entire season but instead the petulant ratings of an impatient child. It was all so absurd that he couldn't help but snort and giggle. "H-how do you suggest we should resolve this, then?" "You!" he shouted and pointed a single bony finger at him. "You roll your die!" Felix obliged happily by reaching into his overalls and drawing his lucky die, made of solid pyrite. "Call it." "Even!" "Okay," he said and twiddled it in his fingers, ready to roll. "No, odd!" Winter demanded. "Whatever you say," Felix said and threw his die onto the ice as it came up deuces. "M-Master-" "Silence!" Winter shrieked in his high, reedy voice. "You cheated, you rat prick!" he screamed and pointed his cane at Felix. "Of course I did, Skippy," Felix giggled. "Didn't you?" Winter didn't say anything--he looked as if someone force-fed him something hot. Felix grabbed Winter's die and played around with it. He didn't need to roll it, he could tell from the feel between his fingers that it was loaded. He rolled it a few times on the ice anyway and every time he did, it came up odd. "See Winter, you're problem is that you're too drat paranoid for your own good," he said with a poo poo-eating grin. "You don't know when to leave good enough alone." Winter's eye's gaped, his jaws clenched, and his nostrils flared. "You cheating motherfucker!" he screamed and lifted his hands in the air. North bared his fangs and crouched down to pounce. Right on cue, Felix pulled his trusty pickaxe out of his bag and slammed it into the ground so hard that it tore the earth asunder. Holding his mining hat on his head, Felix jumped in and burrowed furiously. "After him!" Winter shouted and mounted North as the two leapt into the tunnel below, leaving a trail of ice behind him. The two of them came finally came to an empty cavern with no sight of Felix. "Where is he?" Winter asked as he dismounted Winter. North sniffed around, trying his best to catch the slippery bastard's scent. Instead of the scent of gold dust and mischief, he smelled sulfur and charcoal. Looking up, he whimpered as his ears folded back behind his head. "M-Master-" Sitting above ground holding a blasting machine, Felix wrenched the handle as hard as he could. The ground in front of him collapsed, burying Winter and his wolf underneath a mountain of earth. Hearing the explosion, the nearby locals ran out to see what the commotion was about. "Felix?" they asked. Felix coughed and tried in vain to dust himself off. "Hi everyone," he said with a dumb grin. "What did you do?" "I did y'all a favor is what I did," he said with an added bit of swagger, "I buried Winter alive is what I did." They gasped. "You did what?" "Y'all heard me, I buried Winter alive!" he repeated and crossed his arms. "How long is he gonna stay down there?" the crowed fearfully asked. Felix shrugged. "Couldn't tell ya, honestly...unless..." "Unless what?" Felix thought for a moment. "Y'all are gonna have to plant a whole mess of trees over," he said and spread his arms wide for emphasis. "Make it a grove or an orchid, I don't give a drat. Winter's directionless without the wind and you best keep him down there by trapping him with roots." The crowd was without words. "What are y'all lookin' at me slack-jawed for?!" he exclaimed and spat on the ground. "Start planting trees, dammit!" Winter stayed buried underground. Even after Felix was long gone, the region had winters so mild that they were able to grow their crops and mine year-round. The locals became so used to it, that they forgot what Winter was in the first place. And that's why there's no such thing as winter in Southern California.
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Fumblemouse posted:Absolutely no muggle-loving or your final grade will be adversely affected. Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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Benny Profane posted:You got it. One more left if anybody wants it.
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Let's keep the crit chain letter going! Crits for crits! 1) 2) unclaimed Bennycrit Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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contagonist posted:Rip me a new one Benny.
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Maugrim posted:Linecrit for Black Metal Week - Benny the Snake
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 20:36 |
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Bennycrit for Contagionist's Week 133 entry: quote:The Order in Silver
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edit: never mind
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CancerCakes posted:Open invitation - crit me or brawl me EDIT: I'll do both, just to be sporting.
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And Hell Followed Alan Stark, Los Angeles Times Columnist March 15th, 1965 Today marks five years since The Great Lewis Fire, where an eruption at the local gas well caused the entire town to simultaneously sink into the earth and burn to the ground, claiming the lives of hundreds. The catastrophe has since been described as the worst natural disaster in state history since the San Francisco Earthquake of 1906 and by witnesses as "hell itself claiming the town." But what seems to have been conveniently overlooked is the man who literally engineered and triggered the destruction. "I had nothing but the best of intentions." That's how Eugene Wallace started our interview on January 6th, 1964. We were sitting on opposite sides of a mesh partition in the visitor's center of the death row facility at San Quentin. Eugene's head was shaved, his body gaunt, and his eyes reflected a spirit broken beyond recognition. Eugene studied engineering at Fresno State to learn how to dig wells more efficiently. "Ground water was scarce back home on the farm since most of it was trapped inside shale rock," he recalled. "One day, while helping Dad fix the irrigation system, I noticed the deep erosion into the soil and inspiration struck." Eugene submitted his idea as his senior thesis to allow access to the necessary equipment and immediately tested his theory on his family's farm. "We dug a tunnel straight through the shale and then forced high-pressure water into it," he explained. "It forced the shale open and we were finally able to construct a proper well. I dubbed my invention 'hydraulic fracturing'." He was soon approached by Clarence Sterling, founder and CEO of Sterling Gas and Oil, Inc. "He offered me a salary for my invention. I explained to him it was for humanitarian aid only and not for industrial use. He reasoned that only through a well-paying job could I afford the means necessary to realize my humanitarian goals. And that was my first of many compromises." Eugene was brought to the small town of Lewis, located three miles outside of Monterrey, where he oversaw the construction of the world's first hydraulic fracturing facility. The result was the Lewis Well, which harvested three times the average amount of natural gas per day. "I grew complacent--I reasoned that I'd establish my own humanitarian organization dedicated to providing freshwater wells abroad," he told me. "Then my nightmare began." The construction of the Lewis Well was so substandard that pure methane leaked into the groundwater--enough to turn all water mains completely flammable. The well was also built on top of a fault line, making seismic activity a daily occurrence. "Sterling made two things clear to me--any potential disaster was the town's concern and if I went public with anything, I would be held solely responsible. I literally engineered us to the brink of destruction, and I was the only one who could stop it." "Early March 15th, 1960, I sabotaged the gas well, intending so that it would never flow again." At 3:38 AM however, a 5.0 temblor struck and the base cracked open, releasing vast amounts of raw natural gas into the air. "I ran like hell," Eugene said, but Hell followed. The leak ignited and the well not only exploded, it erupted, into an enormous fireball. The eruption triggered the fault line to open wide, tearring the town of Lewis asunder. The water and gas mains ruptured, releasing pure accelerants into the air. While the town sank into the earth, explosions triggered and flames ignited. None of the local residents could prepare, much less comprehend, the destruction and chaos that ensued. Eugene kept running. "I fell, got up, and kept running. I had to get as far as possible from the screams, the sirens, and the stench of grease burning. I kept running until I made it to a police station to turn myself in. I was done compromising" Eugene plead guilty to all charges and was sentenced to death. "I wanted to help people, now I want it to be over," he broke down into tears as our interview ended. "I just want it to end." Out of Lewis' estimated population of 4,000, over 400 were successfully rescued. A simple white tombstone was erected at the entrance of the ruins to mark what was once 3,000 acres of homes and families the final resting place of the unknown victims whose remains lie buried beneath the ashes and debris, unclaimed and unrecognizable. Eugene Wallace was executed on August 17th, 1964. Sterling Oil and Gas, Inc. has since renamed themselves American Energy Solutions, Inc. and they also hold the sole patent to hydraulic fracturing. Eugene Wallace, however, is finally at peace. At the very least, the dead know nothing. Benny The Snake vs Cancer Cakes Brawl 797 Words With apologies to Floyd Farris EDIT: Special thanks to Pete Zah. You rock, man. Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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Hey Newtestleper! I'm in!
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Maugrim posted:Benny the Snake's boring newspaper article wins by a hair thanks to his opponent trying to be too clever by half in ignoring/subverting the prompt. Sorry for breaking Kayfabe. Thanks for the crit, Maugrim. And thanks Cancer Cakes for my first official 'dome victory. *shakes hands* Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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I forgot to put this in the original post, but I'd like to give my deepest thanks to Pete Zah for making sure that the science was sound anmong other elements of the story. Thanks, man.
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crabrock posted:*music starts to play* I'm done being antagonistic towards you, Crabrock. As far as I'm concerned, we're cool. Oh hey Newtestleper, I'm gonna have to bow out. Thanks for the artwork though. Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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Tyrannosaurus posted:Hey Benny the Snake. Remember this lovely story? I do. I also remember your little bitchfit over the judgment. Brawl me.
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Ironic Twist posted:Let's do this.
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Ironic Twist posted:Deadline is midnight EST next Sunday.
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:Entries are closed.
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Benasaurus Brawl "The Front" (986 words) On a balmy spring afternoon at Shady Oaks Retirement Home, one resident was looking wistfully out of his window when he heard a knock at his doorpost. He turned and saw a boy standing outside of his open doorway. "Grandpa Joe?" "Who?" The boy sighed. "Don't do that..." "Kid, I don't know who you think I am, but I sure as hell ain't your grandpa." "Mooooooommmmm...." "I'm just messing with you Nathan," Grampa Joe said to his great-grandson and laughed. Nathan ambled over and sat down on the full-sized bed next to his grandpa. "So how are things? And don't you dare say 'okay' when you don't mean it." Nathan nodded. "Mom and Dad caught me looking at 'inappropriate pictures' online and now I'm grounded." Grandpa Joe stared at his great-grandson for a moment before smiling and chuckling. Nathan blushed redder than a baboon's butt before he got off the bed to leave. "S-s-son," Grandpa Joe said and grabbed Nathan's arm, "I'm not laughing at you," he explained and got him back on the bed next to him. "I went through the same thing you did!" "Really?" "Of course," he said. "I was about your age when it happened, actually..." *** "Hey Mac, take a look at this," Joe said and passed him a pocket-sized comic book. "Joe, what is this?" "Dunno, I think it's called a Tijuana Bible, it's got Blondie and Dagwood on the cover, though." "Why are they taking their clothes off?" "Beats me." "What are they-" "Eeeeewwwww!" Both boys shouted as Mac threw the book down. "Why did you show me this?" "I just found this thing," Joe said. "Snuck it out from my big brother's things." "They read this kind of stuff?" Mac asked in disbelief and shook his head while picking it back up with his thumb and forefinger like a spider by its leg. "They do," Joe said as his eyes suddenly grew wide. "Hey Mac..." "Ooooohhhh no," Mac said and threw the booklet back down "Come on," Joe pleaded with him. "I know good and well that whatever it is, it's nothing but trouble," Mac said as he got up to leave. "We could sell these for a nickel apiece!" Mac stopped. "How much?" *** "Are you sure about this, Joe?" Joe and Mac hid behind a bush in the backyard of a ramshackle house, right behind a sad-looking shack with white smoke puffing out of the smokestack. "Positive," Joe nodded. "Old Man Gower keeps a trunk full of those Bibles in his shack." "He also has a mean ol' junkyard dog too," Mac whispered, "and a scattergun full a' rocksalt." "Come on," Joe whispered back, "what, are you a girl?" Mac grunted. "Let's get it over with." The two boys snuck into the shack as quietly as they could. Inside it was cramped, filled with several jugs and a wood stove with a giant tank. The smell of wood burning and rotten corn made the two of them cover their noses. "What the hell is that?" Mac asked. "It's moonshine," Joe said matter-of-factly. Mac gave him a look. "Stepdad gets drunk off that stuff all the time. Now help me find them funnybooks." After rummaging around, they finally found a false board where underneath it was a trunk, filled to the brim with the salacious pocket-sized books. "Jackpot," Joe breathed and took his backpack off. A dog started barking in the distance. Joe and Mac stood stock-still as the dog's barking became louder and more agitated. "Dammit, Rusty!" A raspy, old voice shouted. "What the hell is it this time?" "Oh, poo poo-" Mac swore. "Shh!" Joe said as he slowly inched forward and opened the door as quietly as he could. Old Man Gower was there, wearing nothing but jeans and an undershirt, his dog Rusty in front of him as he loaded shells into his scattergun. "Better not be squirrels again," Gower grumbled as he stumbled closer towards his shack. "Hide!" Joe said as the two crouched behind some jugs. Gower opened the door, gun first, and scanned the inside. Neither boys dared so much as breathing, not while Rusty was crouching down, baring his fangs and growling. "Dammit, Rusty," Gower said, kicking his dog in the the side before hobbling back home in a huff. The boys waited until they were sure they were safe before poking their heads behind the jugs. "Alright, let's get out of here," Mac said. "Get out of here nothing," Joe said. Mac stared at him. "I ain't leaving 'till my backpack's full," Joe said and went back to the trunk. "We almost got caught!" "Now he thinks there's nobody here, you jack-rear end!" "I'm not staying here Joe," Mac said and turned around to leave. As he did, he knocked over one of the jugs, spilling moonshine all over the remaining Bibles, ruining them. "You son of a bitch!" Joe snarled and grabbed his friend, slamming him against the wall of the shack. As the two of them struggled, they knocked the stove open, scattering ashes all over the ground, igniting everything soaked in the spilled moonshine. "Oh, poo poo," Joe swore. "Cheese it!" Mac shouted as the two of them burst out of the shack, now bursting into flames. "You mother-fuckers!" Gower screamed behind him. Rusty was right behind the two, nipping at their feet. Gower pulled the hammers back on his scattergun and fired, spraying rocksalt shot towards the boys, missing them by inches and shredding the branches in the bush above them. Sirens filled the air as the two boys ran home as fast as they possibly could. *** "Grandpa Joe?" Nathan asked. "You're not just bullshitting me again, are you?" Grandpa Joe gave him the eye. "I'm feeling generous, so get the hell out before I smack you upside the head." Nathan grumbled and left, closing the door behind him. Grandpa Joe chuckled to himself contentedly and resumed his window watching. 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Ironic Twist posted:Victory to the T-Rex.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Biographies were becum by your mum
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Hello Thunderdome my old friend... Make with the magic, magic woman, and make it good
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crabrock posted:ATTN new people: cache cab is crazy, and is best ignored. same goes for benny the snake and sitting here.
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Sitting Here posted:Your wizard has the power to calm people, animals, and crowds of people and animals with his voice, and heal contaminated or blighted earth with his hands. It is virtually impossible for violence to happen around him. (1294 Words) "And that was 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall’--ask your grandparents, kids," the humble, elderly busker joked to his audience inside a busy New York City subway station. "My name's Pablo and, as always, the entertainment's free, but tips are greatly appreciated," he said while nudging his open case forward and was greeted with a shower of donations. The tone shifted suddenly as a tall figure made his way to the front, the crowd parting instinctively from his slight air of scumbag entitlement. "Well hello again, Officer Kowalski," Pablo said with a smile. "What can I do you for?" "Please collect your items and remove yourself from the premises," Kowalski said exhaustedly. "But officer," Pablo said with his palms open, "I've told you before that I'm perfectly within the MTA's rules on street performing." While giving his spiel, Pablo scanned his audience for the right person--a young man in a Dodger's hat. Once he found his stagehand, he caught his gaze and the two nodded at eachother. "Let him play," someone from his audience called out as the rest shouted in agreement. "Put your hands behind your head and stand up slowly," he said as he reached for his cuffs with one hand and called for backup with the other. Pablo's audience crowded closer, several pulling out their phones to record, others booing and hissing. "Son," Pablo said and rose slowly from his collapsible stool while playing a up-tempo tune, "I played at Berkeley to protest 'Nam. You're doing a piss-poor job of intimidating me." The tone shifted again--one moment the crowd was about to turn hostile, now they were clapping along to the up-tempo tune Pablo was playing. Kowalski resisted for a quick second before bobbing his head to the beat. "I-lit-up from-Reno, I-was-trailed by twe-nty-hounds," Pablo sang in a rich, melodic baritone to further charm the crowd. "Didn't get to-sleep that-night, 'till -the morn-ing came-around," his stagehand sang along. "I-set-out-run-ing, but I'llll take-my-timeeee," Pablo continued. "A-friend-of-the-Devil-is ah, frieeend-of-miiineee," an older member of his audience picked up. "If-I-get-home be-fore day-light," Pablo warbled--spontaneous audience participation always made him laugh. "I just might get some sleep-" "To-niiiiii-iiiiigggghhht..." everyone harmonized perfectly. His audience now fully bewitched, Pablo kept playing and got up from his stool. As he moved towards the boarding platform, his stagehand gathered his effects with everyone else still lost in the music as a train arrived. "If-I-get-home-to-night," Pablo sang as the doors opened, "I-just-might-get-some-sleep-" his young stagehand continued and followed behind. "To-niiiii-iiiiiight..." his audience finished for them as the two disappeared into the departing train. The music ended and the spell broke. After a moment of confusion, Kowalski walked out of the station embarrassed as Pablo's former audience applauded his sudden escape. "Pablo, mind answering me something?" His stagehand asked "Shoot." "How much does that song apply to you?" "Kid, don't ask." The stagehand shrugged and ruffled through the inside of his master's guitar case. "Well at least today's haul was good." "Put that away, kid," Pablo ordered and snatched his case away from him. "I keep telling you my name's Juan." "And I keep telling you, you haven't won my respect yet." Juan rolled his eyes. "So what's with the cop, then? I thought La Voz worked on everyone." Pablo shook his head. "La Voz is a trick--you can only use it and spin it so many times before someone figures out they're being played." "So Kowalski then-" "Yep." "So why do you still do it, then?" "'Cause I'm too old to do anything else," Pablo responded. "Why the hell do you wanna learn what I know then? I thought you'd know better by now." Juan stared off into the distance. "Well if we know better, why does anybody learn music, then? I mean, the greats I look up to, Hendrix, Cobain, Morrison, all of them were awesome performers and their pursuits lead to their ruins." "So you wanna learn La Voz just to outlive your idols?" Pablo asked and stared at his stagehand. Juan shrugged. "I wanna see how far and how long something like that could take me." Pablo chuckled softly. "You know, I was the same way when I first started learning La Voz myself. Although instead of Morrison and Cobain, mine were Lennon and Garcia." "No poo poo?" Pablo nodded. "We start lessons tomorrow, Juan." *** "And that was 'Rockaway Beach!'" Juan called out as the audience applauded. Him and Pablo were sitting on a high curb underneath the shade of a giant tree in Central Park and today their audience was in the dozens. "We're Pablo and Juan," Pablo said, him with his humble acoustic and Juan with a second-hand Stratocaster. "As always, while the entertainment is free, tips are greatly appreciated," he said while the two nudged their open cases forward and were greeted with a shower of donations. The tone then shifted by the sudden presence of the air of scumbag entitlement. The crowd parted, revealing a phalanx of officers lead by a familiar face. "Ladies and gentlemen," Juan called out, "Lemme introduce you to our old friend Officer Kowalski." Their audience booed as Pablo grimaced at his apprentice's antagonism. "Put your hands on your head, you’re under arrest," Kowalski said simply. "On what charge?" Juan challenged him. Kowalski got within inches of Juan's face. "I don't know what kind of unholy-voodoo-poo poo you two are doing," he whispered as Pablo's heart almost stopped beating, "But I'm on to the both of you and your little con, you loving Satan-worshiping spics!" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" Juan jumped up. "Did y'all hear that?!" He called out to his audience. "Kowalski here just called us Satan-worshiping spics!" The audience booed and hissed. "Juan, cut that poo poo out," Pablo plead. The audience now hostile, Kowalski and his phalanx reached for their weapons and their radios, now in full riot mode. "Nothing's changed since back in your day, huh Pablo?" Juan asked. On cue, Pablo strummed a familiar staccato riff. Juan followed up by shredding along to a manic protest melody. Almost everyone else clapped along to the double-time tempo--only Kowalski stood alone, un-bewitched, yet he dared not break the spell, lest the crowd turn on him and tear him apart. "There-must-be-some-kinda-way-outta-here," John angrily belted. "Said-the-joker-to-the-thief..." Pablo morosely crooned behind him. The two continued their performance, yet at no point did Juan retreat as they planned. "Aaaaaaalllll-aaaa-loooongg-the-waaa-ch-tow-aaaaaaaah!" The entire crowd erupted with Juan as he advanced onto Kowalski and circled around him. The same antagonism inside of him he was pumping into the crowd and they in turn were channeling back into him, his eyes now blinded with fury. Pablo didn't bother begging silently or praying--he knew what was coming, all he could do was keep playing. "Out-sideee-in-the-cold-dis-taaance!" John sang at the top of his lungs. "A wildcat did growl..." "Two riders were approaching..." "And the wiiiiind...begaaan-to-hoooooowllll!" The audience wailed. Juan stopped playing. Holding his electric guitar like a bat, he smashed it into the side of Kowalski's head with a loud, wet crunch. Blood sprayed in the air as the officer fell dead onto the ground with a nasty cleave in the side of his head. The spell broke. Covered in blood, Juan dropped his guitar and held his arms up into the arms in triumph. In one moment of shock, the calm persisted until Kowalski's fellow officers drew their sidearms and opened fire on Juan, avenging their fallen comrade. With everything around them descending into chaos, Pablo dropped his guitar and knelt down to his dying apprentice. "I-I'm sorry Pablo..." he struggled and coughed. "I-I guess I can't be the eye of the storm..." "I know, kid" Pablo said and looked away from his dying apprentice. "I know." Pablo never took another apprentice. He never played or sang again, either. Like that, another voice was silenced.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 05:02 |
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Thank you for the blunt criticism, Killfast.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 15:28 |
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Hey Jay O, do you have a crit open?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 02:58 |
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I'm a bit late, but here's my crit for Homemaster's Week 142 entry Untitled. This story would feel better served without all that akward dialouge at the beginning. There's no real indication of why Luke and Issac are friends in the first place, so Issac appears as if he's there just so Luke can narrate his motivations off of. There's also an awful lot of tell in this story, and it feels as if it's the concequence of trying to jam too much plot and not letting the narrative or characters grow or even breathe naturally. Don't get me wrong--I struggle with the same issue myself. The world count should not be your enemy. Perhaps for the purposes of this story, Luke's conversation with Issac could have been instead used as flashbacks while he make his long and perilous climb up the mountain. I'm just spitballing here. I'm gonna have to agree with Crabrock, there was a definite lack of motivation in this story. Why was Luke driven to ascend to heaven in the first place? I mean, there isn't even an inkling that the heaven you portrayed was in any way aesthecially pleasing to your protagonist who's supposedly a person who's studied all sorts of ancient and arcane geometries. I mean, I would think heaven to someone like that would be a little more involved--something with perfect and symmetrical geometry. Instd it's a room full of chairs and people waiting. There isn't even a hint of irony and if there was, I din't notice it. Then again, what would I know? I have four losses and six dishonorable mentions--take any advice I give with a grain of salt, man Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Apr 29, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 07:22 |
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Thanks for the crits, especially to SH, RedTonic, and Sebmojo. Entenzahn posted:Attn wizard week toxxers: I promised you wizard week crits but since there's been a fuckton of them flying around already I'll instead give you the pick of any of your TD entries. Just let me know what you want critted. I'll probably start going through the list by Sunday so if I haven't heard from you till then you get your regular old wizard crit.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 21:05 |
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Hey Mercedes! I had such an awesome weekend that I happened to see your story and now I have a linecrit ready to go right after the judgement!
Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 4, 2015 |
# ¿ May 4, 2015 23:48 |
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Mercedes posted:Sweet, thanks li- FAST JUDGING GOOD JUDGING
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 00:45 |
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Hi, Mercedes! So a while back, you were gracious enough to do a video reveiw for my first ever brawl story and I had such an awesome weekend, I saw your story for this week and I decided to return the favor by doing a line-by-line crit for your recent entry apropros of nothing! So keep in mind that I had nothing but the best of intentions when I started this whole thing... quote:Valley of Death
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 04:49 |
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skwidmonster posted:Also sweet baby james I can't wait to watch this motherfucking brawl.
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 09:01 |
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Oh poo poo, it's another random Bennycrit! This one's for dmboogie, whose entry impressed me for the simple reason that somebody else is watching Netflix's Daredevil dmboogie posted:Rogue's Eyes
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:31 |
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dmboogie posted:I.. have never watched nor read anything Daredevil related.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 16:26 |