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justice4trayvawn posted:

h/ bloop. why did you go straight aspie about the f35 gun thing

I did? Courthouse is an idiot. I just corrected him.

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justice4trayvawn posted:

im 100% neutral on caring abt planes but yeah iwas like wow mate chill!!! imo

STEP THE gently caress OFF MOKER

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Ya the Joker did something similar with a pencil in The Dark Knight.

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On second viewing, Fury still owns.

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Does Langoliers hold up?

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justice4trayvawn posted:

what was the stephen king based movie where like......these dudes are in the woods camping or something, it stars captain winters from band of brothers, and some weird alien things attack them....dreamcatcher? worst god drat movie ive ever seen in my life

Dream catcher. Had Apache in it.

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justice4trayvawn posted:

i remember like literally the first alien worm or w/e pops up and i just shut it off and vowed never to watch it again

Not a bad call on your part.

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The Mist is loving incredible. The balls they had to commit to that downer of an ending.

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Wouldn't mind having a Tremors reboot.

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In fact, I think King said it was a better ending than he had written. The Mist and The Thing are my two favorite horror movies. Makes sense considering how similar they are. gently caress The Mist has a The Thing reference in right at the start.

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

I still haven't worked myself up to watch the Thing prequel

I don't want it to ruin my love of the Kurt Russel movie

It's alright. Just about what you'd expect for a modern re-make. Mary Elizabeth Winstead stars in it.

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i read the bachman books as a kid and i dont think that was healthy for my young mind. the long walk holy poo poo

Dude The Long Walk was something else. Read that in junior high. I'll never forget that book. Goddamn did it go to some dark places.

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

same

realtalk though, King's best work for me has always been his short stories and novellas.

This is true for a lot of authors. Not blue squares though. His prose is tight as gently caress.

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Today I learned that there was a satanic church down the street from my place. They got on the wrong side of the city because of all the dead animals they kept dumping in the alley way. They're closed now. Well that location is anyhow.

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I dunno what affiliation or if they were just a merry band of satanic dudes or what. I do know growing up in the suburbs that it wasn't rare to come across dead chickens and makeshift altars out in the forest preserves. Never seen that kind of thing myself, but it would make the news occasionally.

~*~spooky~*~

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Let me have my real-life True Detective.

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Dunno man. I saw a bloody, gore-smeared tampon laid gently atop a heap of poo poo and piss once. That's real as hell.

That's war.

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Just finished season 4 of The Wire. gently caress that was pretty heavy poo poo. Great show.

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Zeris posted:

RIP Stringer

Nah man RIP Bodie

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iyaayas01 posted:

I think S4 is probably the darkest/heaviest/most brutal out of all the seasons (and therefore the best), which is saying something.

Season 4 tops anything Game of Thrones has ever done.

Rough Lobster posted:

Speaking of heavy poo poo I saw Fury again and that movie is loving HEAVY.

Yea. Fury is relentless.

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Zeris posted:

I appreciate the positivity but this thread is my cis-holic ~safe space~ so consider lobbying for your own private transobriety space. I don't care, I just don't want it shoved in my face, or near our schools, or in front of the children.

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If it's in your area, most anything by Revolution is really excellent.

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Goddamn.

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Fister Roboto posted:

The thing is that Middle Eastern chicks don't look that good. Middle Eastern American chicks, on the other hand...

Iranian girls tend to be very attractive.

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ded posted:

oppressed girls put out

See catholic girls away from home as further proof.

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Godholio posted:

Go back and read the AMA. Dude's got loving stories.

Link

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American Sniper is hilariously by the book. The best thing about it is Kyle's commanding officer is Godfather from Generation Kill.

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nwin posted:

So good or lovely?

As a war movie, it's less of a sentimental jo session than Lone Survivor was. Worth a watch.

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American Sniper has lasting power: I'm playing a recon class in bf4 now.

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