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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It was a network miniseries. And holy poo poo Randal Flag was miscast. And the ending was awful. For once a Stephen King book actually has a decent ending, and they gently caress it up in the adaptation.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I want HBO to make the Dark Tower series. I have zero faith that any movie studio would do it right.

I don't even care if they included all the goofy poo poo like King himself being integral, or the aliens or whatever when worlds start merging. Don't loving care. Because the one thing that would make me forget how awful 1/3 of the story is, is the ending. All I want is the final scene to be Roland walking in the desert, an identical shot to the opening scene of the first one, but with one difference: the goddamn horn is hanging from his gear.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The old Carrie was good. And the Green Mile is a great loving movie.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I haven't thought about The Long Walk in a long time...that was drat good.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If they're trying to reap benefits, gently caress them.

If they're making poo poo up to try and get attention, then they deserve to be outed and mocked for being wannabe idiots. You're such a failure you're pretending to be a failure at life. You're so pathetic that even your dreams involve you being a failure at life, but yet it's still an improvement. Mockery and embarrassment must ensue.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yuengling?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

I really hope he's done that.

Go back and read the AMA. Dude's got loving stories.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Mixed quality on this one, but the highs are high.
http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Supposedly about the Eight Air Force during WW2.

It'll be called The Mighty Eighth and is based on a book titled Masters of the Air: Bomber Boys Who Fought the Air War Against Nazi Germany. Supposedly it goes back to the BOB theme of focusing on a specific unit rather than a broader look.

Edit:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jan 17, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Yeah...you can probably thank the Nerdist podcast for this. They started the twitter hashtag that got this poo poo rolling a week ago. I really doubt Fox was seriously looking at this prior to that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Trying to take a swing at that?

That'd be the gooniest thing to come out of GIP...some idiot in his 20s trying to punch his O card with a woman in her 40s in a loving college town instead of hunting yoga pants.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

This doesn't have to be an either/or kind of thing, you know.

Riiiiight...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's basically Friends with nerds.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Godholio posted:

It's basically Friends with nerds.

They both have cat songs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
One of my favorite tv jokes. They took three seasons to execute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19FMU3M7Jtk

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Somebody cut all three Hobbit movies into one that's like 3 or 4 hours, and supposedly it compares favorably to the mess released in theaters.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

justice4trayvawn posted:

here are a ton of pics of miley's tits if you really are into famous 5-6es

nws

https://imgur.com/a/9YuOc

My standards are pretty minimal, so I would even though she's a solid butterface.

Edit: As the evidence has clearly shown repeatedly, I will apparently only stick my dick in crazy.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jan 25, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

USMC503 posted:

Um. No. I think you're gay if you would gently caress that boyish thing.

Everything about her makes my dick shrivel.

You sound like a guy I went to high school with. He was adamant that he'd never gently caress a girl in the rear end because it'd be the same as loving a guy in the rear end. He also joined the Marines. Your first name start with a C?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
#9 is a pro beer. I really like Sam Adams Octoberfest and Winter Lager...the rest are kinda meh.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
In two hours you could beat our totals for the season. :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Made their goal with 66 hours remaining.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
What thread is that from?

And yeah ANYTIME that guy posts he just loving destroys the thread.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stare:


Jesus loving Christ

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The point of writing poo poo down is to avoid going through extraneous fuckg steps. That process is literally six steps when it would otherwise (via the normal aka AMERIXAN) way be only three.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Tearsaslube posted:

See you guys around. Its been fun.

If you kill yourself without even joining the hangout I'll wring your goddamned ghost neck.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Katy had far too much clothing on.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
In all seriousness, there's no way the NFL will let this game be tainted by pinning the low psi poo poo on anyone of consequence now. There could be a goddamned youtube video with 50M views of Belichick doing it himself and the worst that'd happen is a ball boy gets fired.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:stare:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
No, I was just overseas in the 80s so all I got to hear was country music and Kylie.

USMC503 posted:

I wish I could relate. Life is the worst it's ever been for me right now.

Don't worry - I'm not going to do something stupid. poo poo just sucks really bad

:smith::hf::smith:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Feb 3, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

You boys can always join us on our long walk on the AT and walk off your problems and frustration. I just upgraded to a sweet ultralight pack and sleeping bag system so I've got a practically brand new woodland BDU Large ALICE pack and that ridiculous heavy 4 season goretex shelled sleeping bag sitting in my closet that you can use for the AT if you wanna start off cheap (and heavier).


If finances weren't so poo poo, I seriously think this would be awesome.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

we could use a third, my finances are garbage and I'm packing heavy (cheap).


Frank's gonna stay home. Just too many things to worry about and easily doubles the cost, so he's gonna hang out with my mother while girlfriend watches the cats.

I'm barely paycheck to paycheck and the sole source of insurance for my kid. Pretty well locked in place. Keep a good journal so when I follow a couple of years from now I can avoid whatever kills you guys.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So, Gawker tricked Coke into tweeting sections of Mein Kampf on Twitter.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Slim Pickens posted:

A lot has happened technologically in the last ten years, I wonder how awesome the bots are gonna be now. :flashfap:

Some guy in AI has one that's basically a hair dryer motor that swings a bicycle chain.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This sure is something.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

like i'm talking $80 solid gold butter bars

It'd be a lot more expensive than that. Gold is over $1200 an ounce right now. And that's after a slump.

Make mess dress shoulder boards.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

what do you think for mess dress, like goldwork with maybe a high class metal backing board? gently caress man i might price myself out here considering the recent BAH cuts


The normal O-3 USAF boards go for like $60 and every August/September they're as rare as rhino horn.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

My favorite PTSD story is a junior officer in the navy who to PTSD on his non-deploying ship because his CO yelled at him a bunch for doing lovely on paperwork.


Like dude is loving medically retired. I won't deny that he had a nervous breakdown because he absolutely did, but he certainly brought almost all of the pain on himself. A few posters here might actually know the guy, too, from also being on Hawaii ships.

See, stories like this make me want to blame my anger issues on watching people get droned live on a huge projector wall and get sadbrains bucks.

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