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I got pulled over by a bicycle cop once
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Jan 2, 2015 19:27
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I remember browsing blockbuster (remember those!?) back in 08 or something and right next to pirates of the carribean they had the porn pirates with no warning whatsoever that it was full penetration hardcore porn. I'd like to think there was some family out there with a kid who was super into pirates and poo poo and they thought a new movie would do little timmy good so they could ignore him for another couple hours. Don't they torture some girl in it by holding her down while another girl goes to town eating her out, and then it just turns into a girl on girl porn scene with a bunch of people watching?
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Jan 4, 2015 15:52
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:One year sober Congrats dude. Does it feel like an accomplishment? I'm going on 7 months and it does. I never thought it would though.
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Jan 6, 2015 14:34
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my statistics book is $150. my computer science book is $150. these are bookstore prices because those dumbass books have one of those CDs that the professor never actually uses. google the same books and you can get them without the CD for like, $20 a piece. i have five books for my theology class. two for my writing class. and three for my theory of nonviolence class. if i went through the bookstore i would exhaust my $1000 book stipend in one semester.
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Jan 12, 2015 20:35
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Mr. Nice! posted:Get on vocational rehab. I have a line of credit at the bookstore and they just send the VA a bill. They're also fixing the broken screen on my laptop for me, and if they can't get that done buying me a new one. The way I understand it had led me to believe I should use voc rehab if I run out of gi bill bennies.
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Jan 12, 2015 20:53
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elite_garbage_man posted:I want trigger warnings in military briefs 
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Jan 13, 2015 00:05
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They cut scenes out of the Netflix version of Friends. Seinfeld is lame.
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Jan 22, 2015 15:31
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:what, like joey's mohammed impression? the episode that i noticed it on was the one with the cop. ross is trying to get a couch up his staircase (PIVOT!!!!). there's a scene at the end where ross is trying to return the couch and it's cut in half. the way it got cut in half was when rachel accidentally pulled the fire alarm. they cut out the fire alarm scene so the couch just seems to randomly show up cut in half. after that i stopped watching. i'm petty.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:34
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Lazy Reservist posted:The fact that you remember these little details speaks volumes... Sorry you were a pog fob bitch and had a variety of things to watch -or- You're a virgin.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:57
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I eat bacon for breakfast every single day.
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Jan 22, 2015 23:57
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If clothes were never invented I bet there would be a lot less fat people
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Jan 23, 2015 00:58
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Would you take a dick in the rear end if you could tag Katy Perry raw dog at the same time? Not sure if n4i should be included in this survey.
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Jan 23, 2015 18:52
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Now we are just negotiating terms.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:38
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poo poo that's what KP stands for? I never knew or cared to find out.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:36
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Bragging about the size of your combat-penis is loving stupid.
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Jan 23, 2015 23:09
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Nitrous was the best when I got my wisdom teeth out. I was hanging out the car window with blood slinging out of my mouth singing Aretha Franklin songs.
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Jan 24, 2015 03:18
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Gross. I'll bet her dad is real proud. I would gently caress Mikey Cyrus and if you wouldn't you're gay
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Jan 25, 2015 04:48
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USMC503 posted:Um. No. I think you're gay if you would gently caress that boyish thing. Yeah. Sure thing buddy.
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Jan 25, 2015 07:59
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Spicy Guacamole posted:No, absolutely the right loving answer. The last time it snowed this much and the power went out, I found out that pounding beers and donuts is a bad idea. No thanks. Sorry that Frosty the Snowman came in and hosed you in the rear end and force fed you donuts.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:22
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:why would you want to see snow in september? Because small snow flurries are better than 16 hours of off and on downpours you get every day in Tampa from August until the end of October.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:23
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Boo hoo, it's wet outside. I mean if you're arguing the lesser of two evils here, snow flurries are a lot better than rain all the loving time. At least I don't get soaked on the twenty foot walk to my car when its snowing out. And if it snows too much everything closes and you don't have to work or go to school. poo poo doesn't close for rain. That fact alone gives snow a trump card.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:34
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Is Mia khalifa instantly dead if she ever steps foot back in the middle east?
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Jan 27, 2015 22:32
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:
Just because you've never seen a tree fall in the forest doesn't mean the rest of us are virgins.
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Jan 28, 2015 18:56
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Ok the secret Santa thread is closed but I wanted to let everyone know I got my gift sent out today. Signing up for secret Santa before I knew I was moving sucked. Sorry!!!
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Jan 29, 2015 16:42
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If you are forced to clean up your pet's piss and poo poo for their entire life, that's a really retarded pet to get. Seriously that's what hospice is for and I'm not hospice.
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Jan 31, 2015 17:57
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Think about the logic of having cats real quick. You have a best friend or a girlfriend or a wife or whatever. Someone you love. Someone you would die for. You know what? You probably still wouldn't clean their piss or poo poo up for any sort of lengthy time. Now a cat. A piece of poo poo cat that thinks you're nothing but a servant to them. You would trade your cat for the life of the person mentioned above. They offer you nothing in return except a filthy loving litter box and cat hair every loving where. You would clean up your cats piss and poo poo several times a week for 15-20 years? gently caress that noise.
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Jan 31, 2015 18:00
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Stultus Maximus posted:Every pet shits, hth. Monty shits in a huge yard and I never have to deal with it hth
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Jan 31, 2015 18:25
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Watch out for land mines E: think about it I'm from an area of Tampa, Florida with a lot of lawn services type people (Mexicans) and that poo poo goes for dirt cheap and what do you think they'll do for an extra $15.
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Jan 31, 2015 19:13
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WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS STUPID poo poo
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Feb 2, 2015 02:20
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i am admittedly only half watching because i am studying because i am a super nerd
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Feb 2, 2015 02:22
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Slim Pickens posted:Lol are they seriously making a show about someone's shithead kid getting slapped? "They'll be traumatized for life! " people are loving pussies these days. seriously. had a discussion in class a few days ago about how offensive it is to describe God in a masculine way. i participated less in that discussion than any this semester.
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Feb 2, 2015 03:38
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Gigi Galli posted:complain about the Katy Perry what get out don't come back until you fix this
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Feb 2, 2015 03:40
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Gigi Galli posted:I'm complaining about the fact that she was overdressed ffs ya that's true sorry i jumped your poo poo bro
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Feb 2, 2015 03:42
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lmfao
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Feb 2, 2015 04:00
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Words that I need a trigger warning for: -Trigger warning -Projecting -Privilege (or "privvie" as the hip kids call it) -Objectively when describing a fact -Subjectively when describing an opinion (we know its your opinion dipshit you don't need to remind us) This list is not all inclusive.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:20
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Fucitol posted:Or also don't get degrees or take classes that force you to interact with the average sjw. How were you able to skip the common courses that everyone had to take
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Feb 2, 2015 16:26
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Life is good bros. Haven't said it and meant it in a long time. But life is good.
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Feb 3, 2015 07:45
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Not sure if I should think that's awesome or weird so why not both
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Feb 3, 2015 18:34
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ElMaligno posted:Would i've definitely been whale hunting and have been with way bigger. i would totally bang that chick.
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