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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


From Spider-Woman 18.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That is the greatest sound effect of all time.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Didn't see the bent elbow and thought she pulled a Kano on that bewb.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Rhyno posted:

That is the greatest sound effect of all time.

I still have a soft spot for this from Incredible Hercules, I forget which issue it says 136 right there on the picture ya dingus.


Context, because it's also good: Malekith in disguise tricked Hercules into dressing up as Thor and going off to diplomatically dissuade Queen Alflyse of the Dark Elves from invading Asgard, which Herc enthusiastically does because she is a babe of the first water. After a night of horizontal diplomacy, he finds that he's actually married to her, and she expects her darling husband to lead the invasion of Asgard. The only way out is for someone to stop him, specifically Thor dressed up as Hercules in a trial by champion. Herc-as-Thor yields eventually and says something like "Let all the world know, Hercules has defeated Thor in a fight."

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I wouldn't nurp my worst enemy.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Saoshyant posted:

I wouldn't nurp my worst enemy.

But I would nurp my best frenemy, so it checks out

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/NotLasers/status/1481744858867982341?s=20

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Spy X Family - Chapter 16

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Uthor posted:

Didn't see the bent elbow and thought she pulled a Kano on that bewb.

Same.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Detective Comics #4 (1937)


Doom 2099 #7 (1993)

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Kids, this is the story of how Uncle Doom became Google

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
"Hold up let me doomgle it"

No usable results until the second page, first page is all "Richards!" "RICHAAAAAARDS" "Richards."

Still marginally less evil than actual google

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
google has launched the baxter building into space far more times than doom has.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Is that an argument for or against Google?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it depends on who is writing reed.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Phy posted:

"Hold up let me doomgle it"

No usable results until the second page, first page is all "Richards!" "RICHAAAAAARDS" "Richards."

Still marginally less evil than actual google

In 1993 there were apparently 623 websites on the entire internet, so it's a bit less impressive than it sounds.

Wait, never mind, I just noticed it's the 2099 version of Dr Doom.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Doom could be absorbing these very posts!

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Darthemed posted:


Doom 2099 #7 (1993)
Shouldn't that say "to process" instead of "in process"? It's really bugging me but I suppose there's a chance the terminology of the story uses "in process" instead of "online" or somesuch :v:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

No one's mentioned it yet, surprisingly, so I'll ask: what's the follow-up on "Mondo Doom"? Does he start dressing and sounding like Spicoli?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Phy posted:

"Hold up let me doomgle it"

No usable results until the second page, first page is all "Richards!" "RICHAAAAAARDS" "Richards."

Still marginally less evil than actual google

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Cloks posted:

Doom could be absorbing these very posts!

That's how we can stop him. He goes to download the library of congress, gets to the SA part, and is overwhelmed with poo poo posts.

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

CzarChasm posted:

That's how we can stop him. He goes to download the library of congress, gets to the SA part, and is overwhelmed with poo poo posts.

That image of Squirrel Girl defeating Dr. Doom in her first appearance except instead of squirrels, it's just posts about zipline construction and what females are looking for in a bathroom overwhelming him.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Confound these wretched cat pics! For every one I vote down, a dozen more vex me!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Lobok posted:

No one's mentioned it yet, surprisingly, so I'll ask: what's the follow-up on "Mondo Doom"? Does he start dressing and sounding like Spicoli?

Wrong mondo.

*Cuts to grainy footage of topless Doom cannabalising his own clone in a Church of Satan temple while breastfeeding a piglet. A ship full of US sailors watches on, hooting.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Doom just keeps asking "how much does this fella weigh?"

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Rhyno posted:

That is the greatest sound effect of all time.

I challenge your assertion with this sound effect for an exploding bathroom.

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004

And I counter with:

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Doom 2099 #7 (1993)

"That's right boys, Mondo Doom"

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Chinston Wurchill posted:



From Spider-Woman 18.

PREPARE to DIE! Obviously.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superman #21 (1943)


Ghost Rider #46 (1980)
Johnny is apparently too concussed to come up with a comeback.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Darthemed posted:




Ghost Rider #46 (1980)
Johnny is apparently too concussed to come up with a comeback.

Johnny Blaze was so stunned by this whipping, he doesn't know how to react.
Will Ghost Rider be able to make a comeback or will he stayed permanently stunned.
Find out in a story we had to call
Ghost Rider: The Whipped!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superboy #86 (1961)


Ghost Manor #51 (1980)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ironically, that ghost has no manners!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Darthemed posted:


Superboy #86 (1961)


Hold on there pal, you made some rocks levitate, I don't think you're quite ready to try destroying Superboy just yet.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
I mean, Kryptonite is a rock, if he can just make a bunch of that fly at Supes... well it's not a great strategy but I've certainly seen worse in this thread/the Silver Age.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Stick googly eyes on them first, for the intimidation factor.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Darthemed posted:


Ghost Manor #51 (1980)

I want to see this adaptation of Hamlet.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude


From “Last Stories of the DC Universe”

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest - Chapter 11

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Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Darthemed posted:


Superboy #86 (1961)

Ah yes, the one infallible test to see if something is alive and intelligent : Glowing.

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