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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

NoneMoreNegative posted:



The heroes, whispering: is anyone going to just come out and say it..?

"Punch him in the head, it's his weak point!"

"Oh... Okay... you do it."

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




Laser nipples

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Laser nipples

Nipples are not that high on the chest.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

World of Mystery #4 (1956)


What If? #19 (1980)


The Adventures of Spider-Man #2 (1996)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

bunnyofdoom posted:

Laser nipples

Tony loves his armored nipples.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Rhyno posted:

Nipples are not that high on the chest.

The Iron Man of 2020 had some work done. By a really cheap plastic surgeon.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Darthemed posted:

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What If? #19 (1980)


So Brando as Uncle Ben and Hackman as Osborn, right?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Splint Chesthair posted:

So Brando as Uncle Ben and Hackman as Osborn, right?

Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Place items in mouth, crank arms for ULTIMATE SHREDDING ACTION!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

bunnyofdoom posted:

Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock.

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

bunnyofdoom posted:

Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock.

There is no way Kingpin would allow a movie depicting him as a villain to be made.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


bony tony posted:

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Yvonmukluk posted:

In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.
Is Ben Reilly his stunt double?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bony tony posted:

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

Jackie Chan, make him an exchange student and have an American stand comedian dub him in the Spider-Man costume as a weird version of Christian Bale's Batman voice.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

bony tony posted:

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

Billy Crystal maybe? Andy Kaufman? Add in Eddie Murphy and we’ve exhausted my knowledge of white comics from that era.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bony tony posted:

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Skwirl posted:

Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect.

Yeah, I agree. The only alternative I can think of is Matthew Broderick, but he wouldn't be able to pull off Spidey's wisecracking the way Fox could. John Cusack might be decent as a sad-sack Peter Parker, but he was still a teenager at that point.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect.
Thanks for reminding me of this.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Woebin posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this.


Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Skwirl posted:

Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started.

That's only 3 years longer than the gap between Iron Man and Infinity War 1

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Yvonmukluk posted:

In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.

Correct. It's also written by the enormously underrated Peter Gillis.





{GIGANTIC PETER GILLIS DEFENSE RANT OMITTED HERE}

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

On reflection: man, Pat Broderick sure wanted to be Michael Golden, huh?

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Pastry of the Year posted:

the enormously underrated Peter Gillis.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Pastry of the Year posted:

Correct. It's also written by the enormously underrated Peter Gillis.




I love when newspaper/magazine articles in comics have something actually written in the text bits, instead of copy-pasted lorem ipsum gibberish. There's usually some gem like:

"gambling, prostitution, narcotics, and turning tennis balls into MacRonald Hamburgers" WHAT lol

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

bony tony posted:

I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?

Robin Williams on a coke bender.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Pastry of the Year posted:

{GIGANTIC PETER GILLIS DEFENSE RANT OMITTED HERE}

I want to read the rant

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Woebin posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this.


Even if this got made with the dream casting side of it, it's 1990 in superhero movies, so there's no integer that could describe the amount of poo poo this would suck.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Skwirl posted:

Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started.

Want to guess what year Death Of The Incredible Hulk came out?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Even if this got made with the dream casting side of it, it's 1990 in superhero movies, so there's no integer that could describe the amount of poo poo this would suck.

I just noticed that the poster listed the director as Michael Ritchie, who at that point had not made a good movie since the 1970s (okay, Wildcats wasn't horrible or anything). Interesting choice.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Blue Beetle #14

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I want to read the rant

lmao you most certainly do not

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Demon Slayer, an example of why Tanjro is the best boy. (read right to left)


Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

muscles like this! posted:

Tanjro is the best boy.

The gently caress did you just say?!?

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

Demon Slayer, an example of why Tanjro is the best boy. (read right to left)




the plot of this manga is pretty boilerplate but the art is very cute and expressive and it did the best thing a manga can do: it ended

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


scary ghost dog posted:

the plot of this manga is pretty boilerplate but the art is very cute and expressive and it did the best thing a manga can do: it ended

How many parts is One Piece at, and do they know what the One Piece is yet.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Lurdiak posted:

How many parts is One Piece at, and do they know what the One Piece is yet.

It's closing in on 1000 chapters, and no of course we don't.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its soap opera for kids, why would you end it. :v

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Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Begemot posted:

It's closing in on 1000 chapters, and no of course we don't.

Yeah we do. The totality of what it means and how it delivered the information is still up for grabs, but what Roger found is known. And why the island is called "Laugh Tale".

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