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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Saoshyant posted:

Context: Adam-X the X-Treme just got shot in the head!



X-Men Legends #02 (2021)

Unless he's put a bone case in his rear end too, that healing factor or whatever he has is gonna be in overdrive whenever he sits down.

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Libra
Jan 5, 2011



You can't see it from the way the panel's cropped, but each cheek is the size of a beach ball.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP



Libra posted:

You can't see it from the way the panel's cropped, but each cheek is the size of a beach ball.

Im trying to think
But im dummy thicc
And the clap of my rear end cheeks keeps giving me concussions

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013



X-O posted:

They went to great lengths to protect his identity.



Catching up from a few pages back.

Where is this from?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"






College Slice


Mystery Men Comics #14 (1940)


Scarlet Spiders #1 (2015)

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

Hm...



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

x-men legends is somehow more 90's than actual comics published in the 90's. it's not quite as 90's as major x, though.

Well that one's literally drawn by Rob Liefeld, it's hard to get more '90s than that.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010





Begemot posted:

Well that one's literally drawn by Rob Liefeld, it's hard to get more '90s than that.

I know this is the Internet, where you can spout nonsense without even checking, but the first two issues of Legends are drawn by Brett Booth, who's very good at channeling the 90's. Liefeld hasn't worked on anything more recent than a GI Joe mini-series.



One good hint that this isn't Liefeld is that everyone has feet and proper anatomy. Also pictured, Adam X the X-Treme's assbrain.

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 2, 2021

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

how few people do you
need before you can
change the world?


Man, they gotta fight a bunch of Moon Knights.

On the Moon?




Wild.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

Hm...



Saoshyant posted:

I know this is the Internet, where you can spout nonsense without even checking, but the first two issues of Legends are drawn by Brett Booth, who's very good at channeling the 90's. Liefeld hasn't worked on anything more recent than a GI Joe mini-series.



One good hint that this isn't Liefeld is that everyone has feet and proper anatomy. Also pictured, Adam X the X-Treme's assbrain.

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Push El Burrito posted:

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

He's not even holding the right-hand one, for any reasonable definition of hold.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!


Begemot posted:

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.



Impossible anatomy - Check
No Feet - Check
Pouches - Check
Weird perspective non-sensical guns - Check

Yup, that's a Liefeld all right.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten


3D Megadoodoo posted:

He's not even holding the right-hand one, for any reasonable definition of hold.

I'm trying to figure out where the thumb on that hand went.

Strange Cares
Nov 22, 2007

ROYAL RAINBOW!





I do love Liefeld's lovely, impossible guns. There's something really charming about how stupid and blocky they are

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Strange Cares posted:

I do love Liefeld's lovely, impossible guns. There's something really charming about how stupid and blocky they are

I like the one that's made out of concrete.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like the one that's made out of concrete.

Concrete guns, for when you want to inflict the brutalist injuries

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

wdarkk posted:

I'm trying to figure out where the thumb on that hand went.

It clearly goes into the gun. It's a gun that shoots thumbs.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!



Deptfordx posted:

Catching up from a few pages back.

Where is this from?

Monsters, Myths, and Marvels.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





Bucnasti posted:

Impossible anatomy - Check
No Feet - Check
Pouches - Check
Weird perspective non-sensical guns - Check

Yup, that's a Liefeld all right.

Absolutely no trigger discipline - mega-check.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"




Rhyno posted:

Man, they gotta fight a bunch of Moon Knights.

On the Moon?




Wild.

Is that what that is!?

Why am I so excited about the idea of it?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

how few people do you
need before you can
change the world?


Open Marriage Night posted:

Is that what that is!?

Why am I so excited about the idea of it?

Those are clearly Moon Knights.

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.




Samovar posted:

Absolutely no trigger discipline - mega-check.

I'm gonna be honest, I really don't care about trigger discipline in super hero books. I like that most comics either don't have guns or only villains have guns because it's bad to teach kids guns are a valid solution to conflict, but once guns are involved in a story, just go loving hog wild with them.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






Push El Burrito posted:

Those pistols rule. They look awful to hold.

And also the big one has so many cracks it's gonna explode when he pulls the trigger.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Begemot posted:

I was talking about Major X, which definitely has covers and penciled interiors by Liefeld.



"Hey Cable, someone put a 'kick me' sign on your back"
https://i.imgur.com/J8Axogg.gifv

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"






College Slice


All-Flash #1 (1941)


Kid Eternity #1 (1993)

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need


Rhyno posted:

Those are clearly Moon Knights.

Moon Knights of the Crescent Table

Based, of course in the Cairo Necropolis, Qarafa.

"Qarafa!"

""Qarafa!"

"It's only a model."

"Ssssh!"

<insert song and dance bit here>

"On second thoughts, lets not go to Qarafa. 'Tis a silly place ..."

(Khonshu is muttering to himself and and planning a new expansion to the place just for those laughing>

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh

Fun Shoe

I just want to make a Darthemed appreciation post. Thank you for your service

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

how few people do you
need before you can
change the world?


Ygolonac posted:

Moon Knights of the Crescent Table

Based, of course in the Cairo Necropolis, Qarafa.

"Qarafa!"

""Qarafa!"

"It's only a model."

"Ssssh!"

<insert song and dance bit here>

"On second thoughts, lets not go to Qarafa. 'Tis a silly place ..."

(Khonshu is muttering to himself and and planning a new expansion to the place just for those laughing>

Thank you for taking my silly posts and going excellent places with it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me





The correct pluralisation is Moons Knight.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"






College Slice

Alacron posted:

I just want to make a Darthemed appreciation post. Thank you for your service
I just hope I have more hits than misses.


Shadow Comics #11 (1941)


Mr. Monster Attacks #3 (1992)

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Darthemed posted:


Mr. Monster Attacks #3 (1992)

Now I want to try eating a pizza with liver on it.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011



"HELLO, PIZZA" is how I am going to answer all phone calls from now on.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!


I already answer my phone calls the same way, my girlfriend threatens to leave me over it all the time.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.



Mystique #1 by BKV (I wanna say 2007?)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"






College Slice


The Blue Beetle #14 (1942)


The Question Quarterly #3 (1991)

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004




Uncanny X-Men: #125

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas.


That explains Proteus' attitude problem.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

Keyboard Cowboy



cant cook creole bream posted:

Now I want to try eating a pizza with liver on it.
I've spread a bit of chicken paté on a pizza once.

I could have done it again if I wanted, but did not.

Much too rich.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


How Wonderful! posted:

That explains Proteus' attitude problem.

Proteus was incel, discuss.

(No don't.)

e: I think Proteus in that story-line was the first thing in an American comic book that I found actually scary as a kid.

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004




3D Megadoodoo posted:

Proteus was incel, discuss.

(No don't.)

e: I think Proteus in that story-line was the first thing in an American comic book that I found actually scary as a kid.

He goes through a lot of bodies in those four issues and leaves them all dead, dried out husks, certainly the stuff of nightmares.

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