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bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ImpAtom posted:

Sadly he kinda-died and they basically wrote his plot off so next time he shows up he'll probably be that again.

If its Yost then it will be worth reading.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 15:31

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# ? May 28, 2023 16:26

ElNarez: Nov 4, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

The rough linework from either the inker or the colorist just makes these.

Walsh does his own inks, and that's pretty much his style. If you want more of all of that, including the M.O.D.O.K., the most recent volume of Secret Avengers he did with Ales Kot is exactly that, but weird. It's great.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 15:55

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

mind the walrus posted:

The rough linework from either the inker or the colorist just makes these.

Once I get back home I'll have to post the page where Hank is getting sexually harassed by Viper, but I couldn't pass up MODOK singing Amazing Grace before leaving for work.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:48

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

IUG posted:

Opinions aren't funny or something cares about, shut the gently caress up.

Here's the cover, they're up by Doom's left elbow.

What kills me is that there is no way the inside can live up to this promise on the cover.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:55

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

robziel posted:

Once I get back home I'll have to post the page where Hank is getting sexually harassed by Viper, but I couldn't pass up MODOK singing Amazing Grace before leaving for work.

It's already been posted in the SW thread, fyi.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 16:56

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; Goons Steal?
No Dignity!

bobkatt013 posted:

If its Yost then it will be worth reading.

He's busy directing Max Steel and writing Thor 3 and now doing both on He-Man.

I don't think he and Zeb Wells are coming back to us. :smith:

# ? Aug 27, 2015 17:58

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

robziel posted:

Once I get back home I'll have to post the page where Hank is getting sexually harassed by Viper, but I couldn't pass up MODOK singing Amazing Grace before leaving for work.

Yeah I saw that page. It was ok.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:00

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

He's busy directing Max Steel and writing Thor 3 and now doing both on He-Man.

I don't think he and Zeb Wells are coming back to us.

Then keep Kaine off the board until he can come back.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:01

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

bobkatt013 posted:

Then keep Kaine off the board until he can come back.

Don't worry, I can fill in for him! I can totally do justice to this C-tier character. In fact, I'm gonna use him in my next big event.

DEATH OF A WEBSMAN, ISSUE ONE OF GALACTIC TRIAGE posted:

[Cold Open onto SCARLET SPIDER, sitting in his apartment, wearing a Confederate flag as a cape and talking on his cell phone.]

SCARLET SPIDER: As you know, as a born and raised Texan, I've always called it the war of Northern Aggression. But back to why we should build a wall around the border...

[A wall explodes! Enter MAGNATRON THE EXTREME and his Body Wrackers]

MAGNATRON: At last, I've found you Scarlet Spider, last of the symbiote-wearers. Prepare to have your X-gene absorbed!

SCARLET SPIDER: I don't know who you are, but you're about to learn not to mess with Texas!

[SCARLET SPIDER leaps over the Body Wrackers and extends his mechanical stingers, aiming for MAGNATRON'S throat. His head and torso is disintegrated by Magnatron's eyebeams, leaving only bloodied limbs with veins sticking out of them, squirting blood (NOTE: Make sure the blood sprays everywhere, we want people to take this event seriously, and violence is the best way to send the message of SERIOUSNESS across)]

MAGNATRON: Pathetic! And they called him a hero? Clearly he was inferior and not to be admired. Onto the next phase of my master's plan...

[MAGNATRON and his Body Wrackers exit. Enter HUMMINGBIRD, the busty lover of SCARLET SPIDER, carrying shopping bags.]

HUMMINGBIRD: Oh babe, I bought some whipped cream so we can have some fun tonight~

[Close up on one of SCARLET SPIDER's bloodied limbs.]

HUMMINGBIRD: -Gasp!-

[Close up of HUMMINGBIRD'S shopping bags dropping onto the floor.]

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:18

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Masterpiece.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:22

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That last line should include a note about making sure they don't cover up the cleav with the shopping bags.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:32

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 11 years!

Chinaman7000 posted:

I'm from Houston and this is insane to me. Literally insane that there is a villain based on the person playing Clutch the Rockets Bear going mad with power.

What a time we live in.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:34

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Vlad Tepes doesn't need your MBA bullshit.

Dracula: Company of Monsters #3

Note: Historical accuracy optional

joehonkie fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 28, 2015

# ? Aug 27, 2015 20:47

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

joehonkie posted:

Note: Historical accuracy optional

But screenshotted cursor mandatory, apparently. :v:

# ? Aug 27, 2015 21:01

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

FredMSloniker posted:

But screenshotted cursor mandatory, apparently.

God dammit, Greenshot.

EDIT: Fixed it.

joehonkie fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 28, 2015

# ? Aug 27, 2015 21:09

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

joehonkie posted:

Vlad Tepes doesn't need your MBA bullshit.

Dracula: Company of Monsters #3

Note: Historical accuracy optional

Even Dracula can make bad investments.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 22:29

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Taerkar posted:

Even Dracula can make bad investments.

"What do you mean I can't make a withdrawal? This is a blood BANK, isn't it? What happened to all the blood I deposited?!"

# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:40

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Taerkar posted:

Even Dracula can make bad investments.

Should have just invested in cannons on the moon

# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:32

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Gotta call it "Instant Eatery" when I summon something from my fridge.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 02:44

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Huh, according to the Marvel Cookbook I can cook. News to me.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 02:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Please cook your shrimps and eggs.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 02:58

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; Oh no, not me
We never lost control

Nothing I love more than grabbing a tuna can out of the fridge and shoving it in my mouth

# ? Aug 29, 2015 03:01

John Dyne: Jul 3, 2005; Well, fuck. Really?

Numero6 posted:

Gotta call it "Instant Eatery" when I summon something from my fridge.

This is literally any food. I can open my fridge and put anything in it in my mouth. Whether I should or not depends upon the food.

But nah gonna shove that indeterminate brick that says CREAM CHEESE on it in my face.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 03:05

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Numero6 posted:

Gotta call it "Instant Eatery" when I summon something from my fridge.

And with one page Marvel manages to top the entire DC Dictionary.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 03:13

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Numero6 posted:

Gotta call it "Instant Eatery" when I summon something from my fridge.

I can't wait to have a big bowl of horrible, giant earthworms, as pictured just above the spinach.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 04:28

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Clearly having Wong around has completely ruined Strange. I imagine him hanging around the Sanctum Sanctorum while Wong's on vacation living like a loving slob.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 04:49

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; Goons Steal?
No Dignity!

"Sir, I sense that the Sanctum's defenses are down, is everything okay?!"
"Yeah, just ordered some pizza again. Hey, what was the netflix password again?"

# ? Aug 29, 2015 05:04

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Dr. Strange opens the fridge, to find the only things left inside are half an onion and a half-empty jar of olives. With a sigh, he grabs the olives.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 05:36

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The reason this happened was due to Ben Franklin visiting again

# ? Aug 29, 2015 06:39

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Captain Bravo posted:

Dr. Strange opens the fridge, to find the only things left inside are half an onion and a half-empty jar of olives. With a sigh, he grabs the olives.

INSTANT
EATERY

# ? Aug 29, 2015 06:43

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

it sounds like people are asking me to post sonic comics again

Stray Toasters #3

# ? Aug 29, 2015 10:16

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Adjusted for inflation, that's about 2500$

I realize it's not exactly a funny panel, but the existence of a bronze Sandman statue that cost as much as a used car is kind of amazing me. Who was this for? Who bought this?

# ? Aug 29, 2015 10:22

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Sizone posted:

Adjusted for inflation, that's about 2500$

I realize it's not exactly a funny panel, but the existence of a bronze Sandman statue that cost as much as a used car is kind of amazing me. Who was this for? Who bought this?

Dotcom bubble millionaires with more disposable income than sense?

# ? Aug 29, 2015 14:07

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

People who insist on calling Sandman a "Graphic Novel" because they don't want their friends to think they read comics.

# ? Aug 29, 2015 17:12

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

"What's that misshapen hunk of bronze, there?"

"Oh, that's my 2500 dollar sculpture of the acclaimed Graphic Novel Sandman, of course!"

"Did it melt?"

# ? Aug 29, 2015 18:06