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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I would never in a million years have guessed that one comic is supposed to portray Kylie Minoque. Were a neck and face full of bruises part of her tomboy pretty features too?

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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bobkatt013 posted:

That was the first piece of furniture that we ever saw him sit on

New Gods 2


Nice helmet on your elite guard, Darkseid. Was your usual armor designer in another castle?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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AnonSpore posted:

That is the...
dumbest plan I've ever seen!

I like to think those ellipses are just Kingpin breathing really hard.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Selachian posted:

Let's not forget the Listener!



(okay, those are just *pictures* of ears all over his costume, but...)

I like how they're arm in arm. Very brotherly.

The Chinese guy's real name is Chop-chop.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Like Pringles with fingers...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Phylodox posted:

Listen, wet-eyes...

Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear, fat-hips...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Is the guy in his underwear from a Ron Jeremy comic?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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When those kids' grapenut flakes run out in the middle of the jungle, they are hosed. Volto's going to be out of there so fast.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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MikeJF posted:

...and then it gets even more hosed up, if I recall correctly.

That writer really wanted to bone his cousin.

On my planet, it stands for Shelbyville.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Did the Spidey-Mephisto deal really involve a brick hitting him at some point? If so, hahahaha

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Ultragonk posted:

Not a panel but a shot from the 90s X-Men cartoon with a high quality drawn prof X.



There is a 90% chance that during this shot, he was saying AAHHHHHHH!!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Dillbag posted:

Why the gently caress are you all spoilering a comic book that came out 60 years ago?

Dude, it says right there on the cover to please not reveal the secret. They asked nice and everything.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Numero6 posted:


I can only find that was in a World's Finest comic from 1966.

Batpoon sounds like what Batman claims he's getting all the time when someone's calling his sexuality into question.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I found it funny because I thought it was some time/fiction-crossing story about Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Mycroft Holmes teaming up.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Say Nothing posted:

I'm not sure if this is fan art or a comic panel.



Bats is not exactly straining against his chains here.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

Not everyone has infinite money to burn getting in shape, Bats. gently caress off.

"Get a personal trainer. Have your butler order you food supplements.

Buy a gym."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Wheat Loaf posted:

The narration says it's because Deathstroke has really good eyesight. He doesn't have microscopic vision or anything, keep in mind, he just has really good eyesight.

In his one eye?!

I don't know much about Deathstroke, so maybe his remaining eye got super good but lol

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Actually Spider-Men in your house is good because they'll keep the place clear of annoying pests that would otherwise overrun the place :eng101:

Every year, you swallow 6 or 7 Spider-Men in your sleep.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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pUNnch

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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You know, when you have to construct a fantastical underwater prison cell just to hold one guy indefinitely, maybe it's time to reconsider lethal injection. I mean, the taxpayer's expense alone!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Is the girl in the white bathing suit meant to be native American? And on the heels of that, do folks like Forge still get colored like a white person who fell asleep in the sun, or did they finally figure out that's kind of hosed up?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Lurdiak posted:

Hey, me too!



What comes out of the hole in his chest?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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That look on his face. "I promised myself I would never, ever use this power..."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Good thing Lex stole the pies, they're going straight to Robin's thighs.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Minnie lettin' the twins out for some air.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Evil Mastermind posted:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the reunion animated movie they did last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0jBRFNAXr8

Whoa, that's a pretty good Burgess Meredith impression.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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a kitten posted:

Probably a re-post, but dang Clark to the "K" is so cool. jolly well great.



Is Clark wearing a monocle just because that seemed more British than glasses?

Cause if so, that's gear.

Dad.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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a kitten posted:

good luck to all involved.



Their weakness is they have to piss through their feet.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Is the Hitler cure a loaded handgun?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Zeeman posted:

Yes we can



Peter was so committed to that ugly rear end shirt.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Doc Hawkins posted:

Naw he was just great after that, because uh, the Earth saved him via a flower? :confused:

I think the idea with Superman's appearance in Strikes Again is that he's slightly older and more haggard, though not half-Cryptkeeper like Batman.

Superman and Batman are also constantly having their face demolished in that book, so that's another part of it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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a kitten posted:



Did you try turning it off and back on again first?

That robot looks somehow racist.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

There's a panel in early Gen X where they show her and Mondo and the descriptive box says they might eventually become the most powerful mutants ever, and I swear to god I still have no idea what Mondo's powers are aside from being surrounded by rainbows and if he gets too close to the latino guy with stretchy skin they melt into each other.

The guy with the rainbows was Sync(h?), who could take on the powers of mutants near him. Mondo was the barely-used Hawaiian guy who could absorb things.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Selachian posted:

okay, I admit it, I cringed at Jimmy just loving tearing a page out of that apparently ancient tome. You're the reason we need supervised reading rooms, Olsen.

I wouldn't be the one to tell him, check out how cut he is in that last panel.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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CannonFodder posted:

So Braniac is the leader, he needs six more to make a team of seven, and there are a total of eight around the table. Nice try Winger.

One of the girls is standing, she's probably just serving drinks.

Actually, don't they have like 800 members? There's probably loads of them to hit offscreen.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Roth posted:



I think Colossus is now my favorite X-Men character

Uncanny X-Men #123

Russian pants, Che Guevara's cap. Too bad he's not wearing the Chairman Mao style suit underneath.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Alhazred posted:

Seriously?


I took it for a beret at that angle. Apologies, tovarish.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The Leader mentions that he's speaking more intelligently.

Not sure where this is from, the Dutch Hulk comics I read as a kid just called him Hulk.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Raygereio posted:

Hip Comics first published some Marvel comics in the Netherlands and Belgium in the 1960s. Their first attempts at translating was something to behold. I mean "bonkknots"? That's not even a word.


Contra Joop? :psyduck:


Goddamn, those cracked me up. Spinneman...

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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If I'm not mistaken, Dutch localization (post-Spinneman) removed the hyphen from Spider-man, for some reason.

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