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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Man, I really love how Archie finally got out of the 50;s.

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Say Nothing posted:

That particular issue gets surprisingly racy.



.....Wrong hole to blow the air into girls....


(Oh god I feel scuzzy even saying that)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



What's worse is they are not just topless, but bottomless too. Man this is just like when I was a young teen and went to town with pens on back issues.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



VagueRant posted:

This made me chuckle, but what happens next?!

They gently caress.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.






(Spoiler, she does gently caress the bear).

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



MotU posted:

Of course its a Canadian Bestseller
we see it as a how to manuel

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



His twitter is pretty neat too

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Lurdiak posted:

Look, no offense, but a general rule is that if food comes from the UK, it's not as good as regular food. Chef Ramsey is only internationally famous because he's the first Brit who can cook properly.


Ok I lied that was pretty deliberately meant to offend. :v:

And Chef Blumenthal who uses :science: to make British food taste less like rear end.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



TheJoker138 posted:

Watch the video.

gently caress you Slater

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Say Nothing posted:



No idea what this is.

So, that's how Superior Spiderman got Daredevil to stop questioning him after the Stilt man fight.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Man, I gotta know how that one ends.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Knowing Frank, Pee.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




Idgi

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Look sometimes you get tired of nothing but planets and want s pancake burrito

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Oh no! Nextwave permanently ruined all marvel comics don't you know?

Also how dare somebody post silly comics in the Funny Panel thread.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Say Nothing posted:



... Said just before macing a GameStop employee.

idgi

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



zoux posted:

Read Darth Vader, y'all. And Star Wars. And Lando.


Question. Does at any point Lando shill, talk about, drink, or do anything involving colt 45 or a similar malt liquor.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




Did batman gently caress harley in the ocean?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Still would be one the least women hating things in comics.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



The Question IRL posted:

Just a quick update here.

Doom and the Masters of Evil is a fun series from the mid 2004's by Paul Tobin who did a lot of the Marvel Adventures stuff. Also the Pet Avengers which was awesome.

Issue 1 is the above scans where Doom threatens the Sinister Six to do a job for him.

Issue 2 is the issue where Doom recruits the Circus of Crime (AKA the one group of Marvel characters who will never be in the MCU.) and has them fight the Masters of Evil.
It's pretty awesome.

Issue 3 has unquestionably one of the best Recap pages ever produced. And in fact it could be just the recap page for every comic featuring Doom ever.




Zandow was in Agent Carter. (Also, why?)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



PantsOptional posted:

I thought the personality shift came when he crawled under the console to get his ring, got spooked by a rat under there, and cracked his skull on the underside of the console.

That's what I remember too.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



djw175 posted:

Well yellow is about cowardice right? So you'd explain it as a scared sound.

Oh gently caress me, I now get why Yellow is the weakness.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I think the nazi story is a exaggeration of what happened when the mafia showed up to extort Marvel in the 50's. The guy didn't run off from Kirby. At first. The legend I've heard is Kirby chased after him threatening him.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



So, mobster story was true?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Rhyno posted:

Honestly is there anyone other than Byrne. Hitler and Stan Lee that deserve a rear end-whuppin from the King?

Liefeld? Greg Land?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Section Z posted:

I had this comic. Or A comic with that guy. It came in a random comics grab bag for like a dollar at some dollar store.

It was a hilariously transparent Fantastic Four rip off. They had the Living Planet instead of Thing, the had Crystal Man as the extending scientist, they had Neon Gas Woman, and the younger kid who could turn into electricity (thwarted by the sprinkler system).


:thejoke:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



WickedHate posted:

I've had this in my folders for awhile.



Giant bunnies are four times as dangerous as an oncoming train.

One of the really early issues of Excalibur.

To be fair, we really are.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



LOCUST FART HELL posted:

it sounds like people are asking me to post sonic comics again

No, and I will cut you if you.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



And the worlds blandest loving chili

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Mezzanon posted:

The entire series has Bill Murray navigating every scenario smoothly and casually, just unflappable. Then at the end there's an issue from his point of view where everybody dies repeatedly at pivotal moments throughout the series only for him to wake up at the beginning of the day to try again, and again, and again.

Maybe with one team member dying and him unable to stop it, no matter how many repeats he gets. Or, even ebtter, someone dies, and he doesn't get a repeat of the day. He then breaksdown?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Post funny panels: sociological implications of western movies

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




I do want to know what heès doing too

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




This one?


(Yes, I am taking every chance to post this I can)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



He only made five figures on that surgery. Come on, that's practically being a philantrophist these days and doing it pro-bono.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I see a little siluoetta of a man

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Male Man posted:

Beats waiting for the elevator.

Nah. He just wanted to catch a cab.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



He pounded it with his big wood.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



muscles like this? posted:

The very first appearance of Supergirl she wasn't his cousin. The whole thing was Jimmy made a wish on a magical Indian staff that there would be a Supergirl with all of Superman's powers. Yadda yadda yadda he undoes the wish right before she dies of Kryptonite poisoning. People liked the character and they back with exactly the same design but with the whole cousin backstory.

I,, uh, so, this was Jimmy denying that he was gay for superman right? Like "Oh man, my best friend is strong and awesome and I'd want to sleep with him if he was a girl. Totally"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Skwirl posted:

Still not the grossest relationship Super Girl ever had.

Comet says Hay

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Holy poo poo. Big time needs to be the villain in the next spiderman movie.

Also, whatever happened to Iron Jonah?

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