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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Majuju posted:

New Avengers #29's Captain America is VERY ANGRY ABOUT THAT THING:



Steve Rogers, finally looking his age.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He doesn't have any other shirt.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Paste Pot Pete

Stilt-Man.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Cangelosi posted:

That's not a neckline. That's a broken zipper.

When life gives you lemons, you buy double-sided tape.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He just waves his fists generally at people and they fall over.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Say Nothing posted:

Also Magneto wasn't dead, he was pretending to be Xorn, so Polaris' grief-stricken crazy naked Genosha antics were doubly meaningless.

Comic books!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Does that mean that he isn't?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lurdiak posted:

Who ever heard of a god creating life by accident?

Azathoth?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Tiggum posted:

I know it's going to be really dumb, but I want to know how that plan was supposed to go. "Need to make sure no one sees my name on Jimmy's hand. Well, step one, obviously I need to convince him he can breathe underwater. That goes without saying."

As it turns out, Silver Age comic book logic is surprisingly similar to adventure game logic.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I didn't know "being too creepy by half" was a felony.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I have a more significant question: Where's his mustache?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Never far from the obvious, that one.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It might be a cool post-shoegazing indie-pop band.

In the real world, it's a treatment for vaginal prolapse!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Excuse me, his name is Rot Lop Fan, thank you very much.

E: gently caress, dogpiled.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Oh no! Not Cyclops! Whatever will we do?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Throughout our history, we have hosed so many things. An alien would be up there, but not the strangest.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

As far as I know, his brain is just distributed throughout his body, so it'd be hard to get a read on his mind.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

A dog, a barrel? Ridiculous.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"Yes, Wade Wilson. You killed your parents, and they were neither clones, robots, or simulacra."

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

All I want to know is, why is Paul F Tompkins there?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Clamknuckle posted:

Two questions. 1. Who is the Thing with a woman's head? 2. Why does the old uniform wearing Daredevil have Wolverines mask on?

3. Why is Hawkeye just standing there with his arms crossed?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Bizarro Frank Castle would have killed his family for being criminals.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Bizarro says "Goodbye" instead of "Hello", right? Why doesn't he say "Badbye?" Would that make too much sense?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Truly, an abomination of genetics, worthy only of hate and fear.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They're fast-forward triangles, to show that he's gotta go fast.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

John Dyne posted:

It's a loving cookie, what the hell are you slurping on strange 60's comic book man

It's more of a soggy biscuit.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Roman Sionis: Tactical Genius.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Grant Morrison, everybody!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It sounds like the hottest garbage.

But I still kinda want to read it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Both Adam and Burt were horndogs and would gently caress everyone who asked. It is known.

There were lots of Bat-Poon in '66.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hell, I can chew through wood. Takes a while, but I can do it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

So his diction wouldn't be all that different.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


This new Digger Harkness redesign isn't very good.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah but this time it's Fraction doing the lines :v:

NICE!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Question IRL posted:

And if you look at that list Shaggy get's one of his powers from Sisphys. Who was just a mortal man who did a ton of bad things, died, tricked Hades then got punked by Hercules.
So really you can get powers from anyone.

The Persistence of Sisyphus!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ah, yes. A brown sportcoat and a turtleneck. Nothing sexier!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Why does Leo have slices of American cheese on his chest?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

But he's the leader! He's supposed to be cool! Right?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He's the necessary leader, very important for the group, holds them together, inspiring, noble, unmemorable, nobody likes him.

I like them.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Oh no! She is whipping me! Whatever shall I do? Ooh, it hurts!

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