Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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He likes to put 'em in his mouth

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 03:10

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 10:08

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bobkatt013 posted:

Bleed on them to heal them! Do not worry no one can catch Aids as that's a human disease! gently caress you Austen.

I can see a couple of ways where that could be true, but either way it seems dumb and seems to go against how mutants in general get portrayed.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 23:01

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I figure Barman is autocorrect on the mobile app in action.

What exactly is Anni doing in that page, it's kind of confusing.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 09:26

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Section Z posted:

I kinda like the cage bars one. It's not your fault Hal, that's just how comic and cartoon artists draw cages.

It even kind of makes sense, because obviously that's how he'd visualize a cage.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 22:33

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I imagine the idea is that if you upend a pound of flour into your little pan grease fire, it will probably go out, but that isn't necessarily a generalizable principle.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 08:04

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Apparently MLK was in that movie! (With his clothes on.) Wow. Learn something new every day when you read BSS.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 02:07

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You don't need to make a 1980s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because the Banzai Institute already existed.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 23:30

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SirDan3k posted:

They would be the evil government sponsored version of the League tricking everyone into thinking they were the good guys. Regan would be the evil mastermind behind it all and the book would end with giving Regan dementia to stop him.

Sounds like a bunch of Red Lectroid propaganda to me, buddy!

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 00:06

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The hell does Vasquez do with himself? "Squat in an abandoned mansion living off taquitos" is distressingly plausible.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 18:10

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Travis343 posted:

Are you kidding, have you ever been in a Hot Topic? The residuals from Zim and JTHM are probably keeping him afloat on their own, and apparently he's still working on new stuff. He's fine.

Keeshhound posted:

That doesn't actually rule out "squatting in an abandoned mansion living off taquitos."

Yeah, exactly, that just makes it a lifestyle choice.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 18:52

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Blowing up Hawaii with your Nazi bombs would definitely weaken American ability to project power in the Pacific, especially back then. What good this does a Nazi (who is on the other side of the Atlantic, a much smaller and more heavily trafficed ocean) much less a Mars Nazi is an open question. If we wanted to use a tropical island as a rocket base we'd use Puerto Rico.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 22:53

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Sizone posted:

G'nort probably trumps them both.

Was Hal the first choice, or was Guy? Maybe the ring picks an incompetent backup lantern so that villains will be less likely to kill the primary lantern for fear that the backup will take over. You know, like how Nixon had Ford for a VP and Megatron has Starscream.

I think Guy and Hal were tied for potential but Hal was right there and Guy was over in Baltimore, so the ring went to Hal.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 23:52

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My first comics that weren't like, Donald Duck flies a spaceship without windows into a building, were the Muir Island saga thing involving the X-Men. I remember being very confused because a montage of X-Men gearing up made me think it was one guy shape-shifting, due to their identical uniforms.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 15:25

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I think Plas is completely indestructible, completely immune to mental influence, and has his wacky rubber powers. While the BatMetrics may be biased, that's a pretty good toolkit.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 04:00

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Regarding that comic we're spoilering, What did Superman call his Stand? "Three Doors Down" was open, I believe.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 03:55

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Yeah, Nightcrawler is a circus weirdo, which is probably why he and Meggan had such Tension in Excalibur: Both of them grew up in wagons as weird outcasts. Also, he can hold his liquor.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 00:15

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I'm completely down for a Ghost Rider Corps.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 01:12

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Uthor posted:

I thought Plastic Man killed Lincoln?

Nah, it was his girlfriend.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 12:07

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Discendo Vox posted:

But so is Wolverine! It's not like-oh.

Wolverine isn't asian, he's trans-ethnic, bub.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 04:14

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Paste Pot Pete seems to be like Aquaman in that his problem is not in his abilities but rather in his branding.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 05:57

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MikeJF posted:

It's really amazing how quickly he turned white.

That thing was probably painted in Russia, noted haunt of whites

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 10:47

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I think the Joker is like Wolverine: an entirely decent and interesting character who is heavily overexposed for marketing reasons.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 20:37

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JoshTheStampede posted:

Kingpin I can see having a "The only person who gets to terrorize my town is ME" attitude, but Magneto has murdered way more than 3000 people on multiple occasions.

The Beyonder said he was a hero, and that's good enough for me.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 10:21

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Phy posted:

There is no room for love in Jughead's life, so long as there are burgers

Have those weird hyper-Christian archies ever been referenced in current Archieverse canon?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 11:13

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Serious Frolicking posted:

wait a second, that man has two right hands!

So you're telling me he learns from the Living Ghost but is eventually stabbed to death by a Frenchman? I'll buy it.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 05:13

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SynthOrange posted:

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR COUNTS MIXED UP RYAN

If I'm understanding this correctly, she's about to flick him the bird.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 10:13

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Rhyno posted:

Five years ago myself and my store were a part of a sting with the Indiana State Police tracking pedophiles. Any male over the age of 13 who purchased cards was flagged as a probably sex offender.

so how'd that go

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 06:29

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Travis343 posted:

I thought his spider-sense would detect crimes or whatever. Plus he's out there if somebody gets in a wreck or something and needs non-crime related assistance.

He uses Spider-profiling to more efficiently locate evildoers

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 02:59

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Lurdiak posted:

I think almost every nazi scientist villain cares very little about Nazi ideology, but you don't get to stop being a Nazi just because you're a more selfish kind of rear end in a top hat.

I remember there was a panel about this in the Radioactive Man comics.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 23:00

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Lobok posted:

If you ever played Crackdown and remember watching your vehicle upgrade, he has an extremely loosely defined ability to do that to any [motor?] vehicle.

Or if Pimp My Ride was a show where each person's car was changed not by a team of mechanics and body shop wunderkinds but by Xzibit's Midas touch, that is Overdrive.

Shame they don't have the Transformers comics license any more.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 22:59

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean why is it called animalism, communism comes from community not humanity.

They managed to make a good start at building a windmill despite not having any opposable thumbs and also having to be a ham-fisted allegory for the Russian revolution. Cut 'em some slack.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 10:44

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CzarChasm posted:

No, that's Kamala's deal.

No more than DC could get sued if they came out with "Infinite Secret" or "Final Wars" or "Identity Secret" major events. I'm not sure, because IANAL, but I think DC could publish a book called "Secret Wars" and still be OK. It would be a dick move, but I don't think the term is copyrighted. Though if Marvel could prove that DC did it specifically to confuse people and steal sales, maybe.

I imagine the context would matter too. Like a Batman story arc called "Secret Wars" about crime family shenanigans versus - well - you know, something more infringey.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 08:42

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Say Nothing posted:

My favorite part of this is how she gives Batman a direct instruction and he complies immediately.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 11:13

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What was that Joker one? Throw it up. Maybe also the Boners panels.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 10:48

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They ought to contract with Wakanda, a place where middle-aged-angry-white-man power would avail them nothing.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 11:40

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JediTalentAgent posted:

I was about to ask if anything like that had happened. I know there was that What If... some shady group wanted Frank to kill off all the heroes/villains.

Have we had a Batman-grade conspiracy with Frank, yet?

Something like where it turned out, "No, Frank, you've been groomed for years to be Punisher, your family's death wasn't an accident, it was actually carefully arranged as to seem random... Since you were a Marine recruit, you were special. Some powerful people recognized your skills and your potential, they made sure you had the training and the strength for when the time came. They knew all it would take for you to go after the scum of this world was to give you a reason and nothing left to lose."

Wouldn't this make Shadow Manipulator Man the actual author of all evil, and cast all the criminals of the world as mere bit parts compared to someone that vicious?

What I'm saying here is that the Punisher would then go kill that person. Which could be kind of cool.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 02:36

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Canemacar posted:

Dunno. Cap is literally powered by super-steroids.

While true, it's not on like, an ongoing basis.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 22:22

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Work Friend Keven posted:

What if I Want her to stop, but also NEED my balls crushed.

I'm sure the Amazons have a protocol for that situation

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:00

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darthbob88 posted:

If we accept "What have I got in my pocket?" as a riddle, per the writings of B. Baggins, then "Who is the Batman?" is no less legitimate a riddle. I would dispute his categorizing it as the ultimate riddle, but not its inclusion.

The Authorities did not actually accept that as a riddle, they just said that having accepted it as one, Gollum was honor bound to treat it as one successfully. If Gollum had been like "Nice try, dipshit" and eaten Bilbo he would have been in the clear.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 00:43

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 10:08

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I had assumed the Authorities were the Valar.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 23:06

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