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60 | 28.17% |
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102 | 47.89% |
| We the fans |
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51 | 23.94% |
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someone photoshop titodick behind him so it looks like naked grinning tito is loving jon jones because i will giggle
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Jan 3, 2015 05:29
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Jan 3, 2015 05:34
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 idk Man it'd own if Jon Jones lost this fight. But he's going to win probably. gently caress.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:42
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Gas this thread immediately
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Jan 3, 2015 05:43
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jeusus dont quit your day jobs guys this is why the photoshop funny threads dont usually leak into the MMA one but the dragon one is cool
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Jan 3, 2015 05:43
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Jan 3, 2015 05:43
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Meowbot posted:jeusus dont quit your day jobs guys Shuyt the gently caress up !
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Jan 3, 2015 05:46
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looking forward to a fun fight and true test of which of these fighters has more Dad Strength
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Jan 3, 2015 05:47
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maffew buildings posted:looking forward to a fun fight and true test of which of these fighters has more Dad Strength do feelings of crushing inadequacy make illegitimate kids weigh more?
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Jan 3, 2015 05:50
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I missed the countdown with cerrone & jury. This is a fight that is pretty exciting. Forgot how bad Jury beat Sanchez. This is a tough fight to call but am really hoping Jury wins since Cerrone already had a shot at the champ and got taken out with a body kick.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:57
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Jury is often overlooked at lightweight but the kids a fuckin' killer. Cerrone might be too much for him but I think it'll be a closer fight than most expect. Also DC is going to do to jones what Velasquez did to Dos Santos.
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Jan 3, 2015 06:17
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Eustace posted:Gas this thread immediately Meowbot posted:jeusus dont quit your day jobs guys Pretend these posters are Jon Jones and boo them! BOOOOOOO
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Jan 3, 2015 06:26
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Cerrone vs Jury and Jones vs DC are both coinflip type of fights and I think there's money to be made on Jury and Cormier. For people who are dumb enough to bet on MMA. (in retrospect the outcome of either fight is going to seem obvious)
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Jan 3, 2015 06:26
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Jury is a very talented prospect, but Cerrone has been tearing through much better fighters, while Jury has been given a hard time by some of the fighters he's faced. I don't see Cerrone losing this one, and his line's pretty good right now at about -150. I would jump on it.
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Jan 3, 2015 06:38
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 Edit: I was going to replace Sigourney Weaver with Daniel Cormier but I couldn't find a picture of him crying -- I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow! DoombatINC fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jan 3, 2015 |
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Jan 3, 2015 06:40
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Herber faster better stronger
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Jan 3, 2015 06:42
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Hey Lloyd Boner I didn't forget about our 30 day probation bet. DC is gonna get spanked.
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Jan 3, 2015 06:50
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Jan 3, 2015 06:52
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BlindSite posted:
I wish
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Jan 3, 2015 06:59
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Meowbot posted:Cerrone already had a shot at the champ and got taken out with a body kick. Cerrone fights about every month so can you refresh my memory on what this is referencing?
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Jan 3, 2015 07:14
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pettis did a showtime to cowboy and he fell down, it was like the pettis fight before bendo i think? so 2007
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Jan 3, 2015 07:19
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-Atom- posted:Hey Lloyd Boner I didn't forget about our 30 day probation bet. Yea
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Jan 3, 2015 07:19
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maffew buildings posted:pettis did a showtime to cowboy and he fell down, it was like the pettis fight before bendo i think? so 2007 God damnit I can't keep this poo poo straight anymore. The years of alcoholism didn't help.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:24
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Captain Log posted:God damnit I can't keep this poo poo straight anymore. The years of alcoholism didn't help. pretty sure crippling alcoholism is one of the most solid foundations for becoming an obsessive MMA fan
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Jan 3, 2015 07:28
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Lmao I'm not sure what DC was going for at the weigh in. I think he was just really pissed off and ended up doing something that didn't make a whole lot of sense in frustration. "Eat some food" from Jon at the rules meetings reeks of the same thing. I can't wait for this loving fight.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:31
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maffew buildings posted:pretty sure crippling alcoholism is one of the most solid foundations for becoming an obsessive MMA fan If you didn't get into mma by watching Pride while nodding out I don't know man
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Jan 3, 2015 07:32
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Jan 3, 2015 07:33
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kensei posted:Pretend these posters are Jon Jones and boo them! the photoshops were absolutely terrible
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Jan 3, 2015 07:34
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Neurosis posted:the photoshops were absolutely terrible i appreciate any sort of effort put into posts here, even if they don't tickle my funny bone
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Jan 3, 2015 07:49
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Marching Powder posted:i appreciate any sort of effort put into posts here, even if they don't tickle my funny bone Glad you liked it. It was a fun little distraction for a Friday night, no big deal.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:54
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I'm just surprised no-one did JBJ holding his penis.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:57
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Captain Log posted:Cerrone fights about every month so can you refresh my memory on what this is referencing? maffew buildings posted:pettis did a showtime to cowboy and he fell down, it was like the pettis fight before bendo i think? so 2007 No this was in 2013 but guess he wasn't the champ but it was still a good indicator of how the fight would go down again possibly. Pettis rules. It was one of the coolest body kick KOs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2wdpxlVNic
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Jan 3, 2015 08:08
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This is incredible
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Jan 3, 2015 08:20
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Pettis did a pretty cool off the cage knee strike too.
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Jan 3, 2015 08:21
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Meowbot posted:No this was in 2013 but guess he wasn't the champ but it was still a good indicator of how the fight would go down again possibly. Pettis rules. Fuuuuuuck I forgot about that. While I love Cerrone and his "live life hard, have fun, give no fucks" attitude I can't imagine the toxins that flushed into his system. He must of felt like he died.
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Jan 3, 2015 08:22
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terrible except for this one
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Jan 3, 2015 08:39
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Captain Log posted:Fuuuuuuck I forgot about that. While I love Cerrone and his "live life hard, have fun, give no fucks" attitude I can't imagine the toxins that flushed into his system. He must of felt like he died. The vagus nerve being crushed by pettis has more to do than any toxins.That thing transmits a bunch of pain to the brain and effectively shuts down breathing and some motor functions.Punching the head is sexy and gets you a cool highlight reel but hitting livershots is a thing a beauty .
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Jan 3, 2015 09:05
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Lamadrid posted:The vagus nerve being crushed by pettis has more to do than any toxins.That thing transmits a bunch of pain to the brain and effectively shuts down breathing and some motor functions.Punching the head is sexy and gets you a cool highlight reel but hitting livershots is a thing a beauty . I also thought a good liver shot basically flushed your system with every toxin your liver was processing from the past few months. Which would make it extra nasty for the Cerrone party hard types. Then again I only have heard medical science behind liver shots from ten years of following this ridiculous sport. All interesting info.
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