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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Meowbot posted:

Waking up to hear that the Matt Brown vs Tarec Saffedine fight is off was pretty disappointing. Someone on bloodyelbow then commented that Donald Cerrone can win and fight him and like 20 other people followed up until someone was like "you idiots he is in a different weight class). I think it would be funny to see Uriah Hall get to fight Matt Brown but obviously the best possible solution is to give Uriah Hall to Brandon Thatch opponent and put Thatch vs Brown as probably one of the most violent fights of ever.

In reality we will probably get matt brown vs someone who has no business being with him in the cage.

"you idiot he is in a different weight class)

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

MacDougall posted:

Steroids help you with microdick?

If you're a grown adult then it's too late for you

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That omoplata grab was pretty slick

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Cain should rewrite the good book and avenge his brother's loss by dropping weight and fighting Jones (he'd probably lose though)

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
DC tearing up and Jones punctuating the moment by saying he doesn't care and that 'this is combat' was brutal and frank and made the post-conf better than much of the actual card.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
GOAT chat is so boring god drat

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

manyak posted:

GOAT chat is so boring, and Rankings chat is stupid. Talking about buyrates is also stupid, and talking about "Dream match ups" is also stupid and from Sherdog. Shut her down.. fellas....

I actually agree with this. We should discuss DC dropping even more weight to go down to MW since he looked absolutely tiny last night.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

colonel_korn posted:

Speaking of Cain and his knee injuries, this video is a few years old, but is it just me or does this seem like a really bad idea. Like maybe there's a reason NFL linemen only do 15 reps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAgFHS8HOLY

e: lol there's another one of Josh Thomson doing the same thing with this guy

I remember cringing when I first saw this video - seems like a pretty bad idea from this professional keyboard jockey

Grandmaster.flv fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jan 4, 2015

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

shizen posted:

I'm pretty sure a single wrestling session is worse for your knees then a few light reps on that machine.

50 reps of 300 lb leg extensions as quickly as possible is 'light'? Agreed already pointed out that he's Cain and we're just a bunch of dorks but that doesn't seem to be the best workout for a guy with known knee problems.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

loving :lol:

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Captain Log posted:



Also, GOAT talk. Anderson is the GOAT right now AND also lost by an inverted flying heelhook to Ryo looks like a god damned fish man Chonan. It's a weird universe.


Ryo was winning that fight prior to the heel hook.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
The man is a machine - maybe he can get a win out of Bendo now

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Gourd of Taste posted:


workin on a new look

rockin that amphetamine chic

Dean of Amphetamean

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Bluedeanie posted:

please make this tshirt and buy me this av

I would buy this shirt

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I wish mobn was still here - he was pretty funny and he got banned for not getting un-fat

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Overeem is a decent grappler; not sure where the confusion is.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Sounds like he learned a few things from Sonnen after all.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
He spoke to a bunch of school kids before 182 lmao

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I'm listening to Rogan's recent podcast with Stann and he's now claiming that the best base for MMA is having an abusive brother that beats you up when growing up

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Whatever happened to Weidman recording his training leading up to Anderson 2? I thought that got nixed

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I'm listening right now - I sort of did a mental double-take when he said that but in context it made sense.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I think everyone needs to get their test levels checked and maybe up the vitamin D.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Herman also has a win by omoplata which is a cool thing

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

david carmichael posted:

i don't know what the weather is like in boston right now but i suspect it ill be a little chilly in that rv

It's pretty drat cold.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That sounds like it will be a terrible fight

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Rory is probably enough evidence for GSP to believe aliens are here among us

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Yuriy posted:

there's no mma today so we're watching UFC 43: Meltdown in pspmma's taima

Ah just in time to watch Wes Sims stomp on Mir

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

colonel_korn posted:

About 5 years ago a bunch of guys from my BJJ club went down to Miami for a BJJ "winter camp" where they got to train with guys like Marcelo, Popovitch, Guilherme Maia and even train at ATT for a couple days. I remember a few guys saying that they got to roll with some of the ATT pro fighters (Mike Brown, Jorge Santiago and even Thiago Alves I think ) but were basically told off the record that under no circumstances should they try to roll with Lombard because he would probably try to hurt them. So uh yeah, go Rory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK8QWb0mzMM

e: granted this guy had the opportunity to tap - it's a comp but it popped into my head (like his leg)

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Doesn't JDS train with Aldo and Barao because it looks like a tattoo of JDS' ex-wife

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
TJ and the tub must have really knocked something loose in his brain

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Chael and Jon got along well enough because they both have tiny dysfunctional balls.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
And we never heard from cortxbomb again

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

mewse posted:

So it's a good bad tattoo

What about McMann's?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011


You just can't make that up

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Bluedeanie posted:

RDA has a literal titanium jaw that people have broken their hands punching, these things happen sometimes and the best fighters in the world become terminators.

I forgot about that - so both guys fighting for the title have lost to Clay Guida.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Just make sure not to accidentally google "bbw <location>" when trying to bring up directions on your phone.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

xcore posted:

I thought Hooters was the place to go for cheap food, meatheads and UFC in the US?

Depends on where you fall on the gently caress feminism spectrum

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That could actually be a really fun and ugly fight.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

German Humour.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her
drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.


Nazi German Humour:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
(slap them in face)
*Ve* vill ask ze questions!

Haff you heard ze latest gestapo joke?
No...
(slap them in the face)
UND VHY NOT !?

a little while later go back in:
Haff you heard ze latest gestapo joke?
Eeerrrr....Yes.
(slap them in the face)
UND WHO TOLD YOU !?!?

Is this a meta German humor post

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