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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
wtf is splatoon

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


keyvin posted:

Hey spergs, which civ is the best civ?

strictly in the civs: civ v if youre new to the genre and not a sperglord, civ iv or smac otherwise

outside the civs: endless legend

in all cases get whatever dlc is available, in particular g&k/bnw for civ v

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


jony ive aces posted:

wtf is splatoon

upcoming nintendo shooter

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

gaming is for pathetic man children and if you actually have free time for gaming then you are not a mature, well rounded adult and should kill yourself, you loving loser virgin piece of poo poo

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
master of magic is an ownage civ too but it needs a modern remake with multiplayer and more ai player slots

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

carry on then posted:

gaming is for pathetic man children and if you actually have free time for gaming then you are not a mature, well rounded adult and should kill yourself, you loving loser virgin piece of poo poo

wanna jump off a bridge together forums poster carry on then? :allears:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
more like splatpoop :xd:

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


jony ive aces posted:

master of magic is an ownage civ too but it needs a modern remake with multiplayer and more ai player slots

I recommend smac with hesitation not because it is bad but because it is v old

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Liver Disaster posted:

wanna jump off a bridge together forums poster carry on then? :allears:

when all the losers are dead, my work will be done and i will off myself

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
smac is literally perfect tho

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
has it aged well im planning on getting it at some point

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




carry on then posted:

when all the losers are dead, my work will be done and i will off myself

i hate to break it to you but new losers are made all the time

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

jony ive aces posted:

wtf is splatoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs
:swoon:

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

my colourful squid waifu~

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
the sale is ober

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

please do NOT wife a squid
thanks in advance

Dick Spacious CPA
Oct 10, 2012

Liver Disaster posted:

please do NOT wife a squid
thanks in advance

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

carry on then posted:

gaming is for pathetic man children and if you actually have free time for gaming then you are not a mature, well rounded adult and should kill yourself, you loving loser virgin piece of poo poo

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


and to think we went almost 3 whole pages without anime

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
After a little tinkering got R18 version up and running, so i will spend holidays shagging drawn virtual anthropomorphic cats, and only God can judge me.








Now let's get serious. If you're on this game's store page, you already know what you're looking for. If by mistake you stumbled upon this and don't know what to do, i will explain:

1)This is an eroge, which means it's a picture book with music and drawn porn disguised as a game, where you "play" as self-insert main dude and swim in pussie.
2)Steam version have porn removed. Apparently game about having your own bakery with harem of submissive catgirls made by hentai artist is also suitable for children, so god forbid they see any adult content.
3)With a clever use of hands and internet you can still enable it
4)There's a slider that regulates how bouncy boobs can be: from "british royal guard" to "screw physics, full Gainax" mode.
5)There's 3 languages avaliable: english and two types of extraterrestial doodles.
6)You get Steam achiviements if you play it with extraterrestial doodles.
7)Art looks good if you're a fan of generic anniemays.
8)Actually animated.
9)In Russia it's possible to end up doing time for playing this.
10)Music is upbeat and voice acting is... ugh...
11)There's also apparently some kind of story.
12)Stuff like this stops me from reading serious vns.
13)There's nothing wrong and shameful in playing this.
14)Really.

If you ask me why should you buy something like this on Steam - hell if i know. I have no idea why its here in the first place. I will, hovewer, give this game 100 boob bounces out of 100.

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


it's still pedophilia de geso

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
splatoon looks cute.......

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


jony ive aces posted:

smac is literally perfect tho

the interface sucks

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Genre: Slightly ecchi heartfelt neko comedy

also the first thing you see in the trailer is a french grammar mistake (it's le soleil) so no wonder their bakery isn't doing so well

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

univbee posted:

i hate to break it to you but new losers are made all the time

yeah, by other losers. once im done there will only be fit, attractive, interesting people on this planet, and those people create more fit, attractive, interesting people.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
i bought shovel knight and it is really good

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

i bought shovel knight and it is really good

i think its p mediocre

boring controls

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



keyvin posted:

Hey spergs, which civ is the best civ?

Been playing a lotta Civ V with camh lately, it's a cool and good game.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Miley Virus posted:

lethal league owns so much

i suck at it but oh god yes this

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

univbee posted:

Genre: Slightly ecchi heartfelt neko comedy

also the first thing you see in the trailer is a french grammar mistake (it's le soleil) so no wonder their bakery isn't doing so well

quote:

1 friend wants this game:

you know who you are

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Granbar posted:

i think its p mediocre

boring controls

wut

extremely tight = boring?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Katana Gomai posted:

you know who you are

add to wishsex offender list?

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Expert Gamesman

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

scamtank posted:

Expert Gamesman

it's me

Su-Su-Sudoko
Oct 25, 2007

what stands in the way becomes the way

i bought command: modern naval/air operations
i have no idea what i'm doing

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]
that's what i put on all the flash drives i replaced my business cards with

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Nayato posted:

that's what i put on all the flash drives i replaced my business cards with

-american psycho scene where they all pull out flash drives-

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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

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