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FluffieDuckie

Dont bully me! posted:

It's a new day, and I have renewed confidence in my ability to win the candyland: the ultimate game of skill.

if it weren't for i am he you'd still be in jail


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

FluffieDuckie posted:

could we please get a pic of the whole board so we can get a take on how far ahead i am?

:rolleyes:

Lil Cunty


crap's turn



oh no! a backwards trip for crap. but thats how the cookie crumbles in candyland

luckily, plumpy and his special friend jean-baptiste are there. they're wearing their matching yellow berets in his honor



or something. i dunno, i just woke up


ty crap

ty landy

tao of lmao

thats not jean-baptist! jean baptist is my friend, that looks like that shithead imposter cumt.

FluffieDuckie

Dont bully me! posted:

thats not jean-baptist! jean baptist is my friend, that looks like that shithead imposter cumt.

julio hon it's very early for wd. let's cut her some slack


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Lil Cunty


FluffieDuckie posted:

could we please get a pic of the whole board so we can get a take on how far ahead i am?


ty crap

ty landy

FluffieDuckie


this is going to be my next av


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

treasure bear

Dont bully me! posted:

thats not jean-baptist! jean baptist is my friend, that looks like that shithead imposter cumt.

:(

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
My brother would stack the deck so that he always won :( Everyone play nice

Scaly Haylie

Gross Dude posted:

My brother would stack the deck so that he always won :( Everyone play nice

i am he posted:

i have a plan

i am he posted:

im winning

j'accuse

Lil Cunty


i am he is up next



oh no i am he look out! lord licorice_pad is looming


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty




IT PUTS THE LICORICE IN ITS BREAD OR ELSE IT GETS THE ROPE INSTEAD


ty crap

ty landy

Salmiakki


heyyyyy i should be lord licorice!! what with my name literally being salty licorice...

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Salmiakki


youre on my throne...

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

tao of lmao

lady licorice

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
I think cumt looks very handsome in his banana hat

Salmiakki


Dont bully me! posted:

lady licorice

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Slybo

this makes me want to almost do this with Hero Quest

almost

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man
2015 is off to a good start

Lil Cunty




"theres only room for one licorice monarch around here!"


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh drat salmiakki getting told

Salmiakki


WD-40 posted:



"theres only room for one licorice monarch around here!"

i'll kick his rear end

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Lil Cunty


queen salmiakki doesnt take sugar from anybody



she defeats lord licorice_pad in a violent struggle, taking her rightful place on the throne of licorice castle

i am he is free to continue the quest


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

THE LICORICE KING IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE LICORICE QUEEN

Salmiakki


WD-40 posted:

queen salmiakki doesnt take sugar from anybody



she defeats lord licorice_pad in a violent struggle, taking her rightful place on the throne of licorice castle

i am he is free to continue the quest

:neckbeard:

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

THE LICORICE KING IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE LICORICE QUEEN

rofl i loving love this thread

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
my salty lady...

Lil Cunty


duckie draws her first card of the morning



another double!

this takes duckie right up to the gates of gramma nutt's old-timey crazytown nutbunker

its a stand off!


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


julio's up again



he moves ahead two purple spaces and sees a sign that reads:

welcome, friend, to gumdrop pass

beware smoobles gumdrop rear end


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


candylanddmv.gov road report for gumpdrop pass 01/04/15: roadways gummy and delicious, traction tires advised


ty crap

ty landy

tao of lmao

i'mma 'bout to get in on that fun dip

Lil Cunty


up next is crap



drat, hoggin up all them candy cards


ty crap

ty landy

Slybo

Princess Lolicon

Lil Cunty




so enamored of craps beauty was the lollipop princess she launched a calculated campaign of candy courtship and eventually won craps heart. they were married and lived happily ever after. a sweet story for sure, but spousal responsibilities soon take the place of hobbies, and crap gives up questing in favor of antiquing with princess lolly, losing the game


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

classic crap

playground tough
best use of candy

Crap

i won, where's my av cert


scrub lover is good

tao of lmao

Crap posted:

i won, where's my av cert

ask your wife for some money

Slybo

AGAIN! AGAIN!

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Lil Cunty


i am he draws



its weird how smoobles isnt attacking i am he...even though hes right there within striking distance...and i am he looks so unconcerned





huh


ty crap

ty landy

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