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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
IT'S THE FIRST RAW OF 2015:



AMBULANCE MATCH! DEAN AMBROSE VS BRAY WYATT! will this feud end? WHO KNOWS!

THE AUTHORITY ARE BACK IN POWER!!! What does this mean? WHO KNOWS!!!

WHO ELSE IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE BESIDES BRYAN AND REIGNS? ...who knows!

Will The New Day make an appearance?? Who kno---- PROBABLY NOT!!

MONDAY

NIGHT

RAW!!

Stream: http://bigevents.tv/2014/04/06/wwe-raw-4714-8pm-est/

OR LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK!!

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Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Hold on, why are they having an ambulance match on Raw?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Call Me Charlie posted:

Hold on, why are they having an ambulance match on Raw?

No room on the PPV

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Because after the match someone's career is going to need to be sent to the ER.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
They had to call in the ambulance now so they could try to resuscitate someone's career. Will they succeed? Found out, tonight, live on RAW!


dialhforhero posted:

Because after the match someone's career is going to need to be sent to the ER.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Call Me Charlie posted:

Hold on, why are they having an ambulance match on Raw?

Cause the next gimmick match will be on PPV, duh.

EDIT: I wish whoever watches this tonight good luck, because you may be physically hurt by the smug radiating off HHH and Steph.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Call Me Charlie posted:

Hold on, why are they having an ambulance match on Raw?
They like doing gimmick matches for the first Raw of the New Year

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Cause the next gimmick match will be on PPV, duh.

EDIT: I wish whoever watches this tonight good luck, because you may be physically hurt by the smug radiating off HHH and Steph.

Nah, I've been bowing down since last Raw actually, as my name is Doug.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I saw the title and thought it was about Cesaro

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

StarkRavingMad posted:

I saw the title and thought it was about Cesaro

I intended to evoke that feeling.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

Nah, I've been bowing down since last Raw actually, as my name is Doug.

hello Doug

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Daniel Bryan posted:

I intended to evoke that feeling.

Fuckin cold, man.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Daniel Bryan posted:

I intended to evoke that feeling.

Despair and annoyance?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm so not interested, but whatever, I'll watch.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Cesaro: King of Ambulance Matches would at least make his music make sense.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
lol that SyFy Smackdown ad is pretty good

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I'll probably watch DG's Final Gate instead of this. More productive use of my time.

Unless BIG POPPA PUMP shows up.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Valeyard posted:

lol that SyFy Smackdown ad is pretty good

wait are you watching the pre-show

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Should've been WWE RAW is HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Daniel Bryan posted:

wait are you watching the pre-show

Yeah, on the preshow

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Daniel Bryan posted:

I intended to evoke that feeling.

So you're saying we're all basically jobbing by watching this garbage yet again

bartok
May 10, 2006



If this Raw sucks, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

StarkRavingMad posted:

So you're saying we're all basically jobbing by watching this garbage yet again

;-*

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

bartok posted:

If this Raw sucks, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

dusty rhodes?

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

bartok posted:

If this Raw sucks, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

"Shucky ducky quack quack" is a perfectly cromulent phrase. :colbert:

e: :colbert: vvv

Rogue Copter Pilot fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 6, 2015

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Omally posted:

dusty rhodes?

Maybe he meant Booker?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




bartok posted:

If this Raw sucks, blame the guy who doesn't speak English.

I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope Steph McMahon says smug words.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Tonight is going to own, I can just feel it

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

DO we have to watch RAW after Wrestlekingdom?

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
For gently caress's sake, don't jinx us.

bartok
May 10, 2006



When did NCIS become a blaxploitation film?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Tired of Raw? Want something cool to watch during boring parts? Haven't seen the Dome show yet?

Rectify that in http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar

It's the English feed so it's also something new if you watched the Japanese feed originally like I did.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Like cesaro would ever appear on RAW

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Humphrey Vasel posted:

Like cesaro would ever appear on RAW

He did just last week!

...and did the job

bartok
May 10, 2006



Humphrey Vasel posted:

Like cesaro would ever appear on RAW

You need jobbers

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I want to see Daniel Bryan do cool things.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


TIIIIIIIII-IIIIME TO PLAY THA GAAAYYYYYY MUH...

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Why isn't NCIS singing this week?

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Codependent Poster posted:

Why isn't NCIS singing this week?

They have to police boats.

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