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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



...and many mascots are animals, so I suggest this would be a good starting point. While TFR has a cat thread and a goat thread, neither cats nor goats seem adequate for some reason. We need something else.

My suggestion is the noble (gnoble?) gnu. Why? First, its name is an anagram of TFR's subject of discussion, the gun. You try to find an animal whose name is an anagram of "firearm". Second, it's large and hairy, like many of the neckbeards who post here. Unfortunately, I'm a poor-to-middling photoshop artist, so this is my best attempt. It's a gnu who's CCWing.



So everyone else, show your own attempt at a mascot. Post your gun-related gnus.

Craptacular fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jan 6, 2015

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briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]

We have Clive, the Colt 45. That's all we need.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Mascots huh.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005


Pillbug

I thought we already had one...?



Sixgun Strumpet
Feb 16, 2009

Heh, yeah, 'round here I call myself The Enabler. I suspect pretty much everyone wishes they could be me -- I'm kind of a big deal, you see.


I vote for free cat

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Gundad

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Craptacular posted:

...and many mascots are animals, so I suggest this would be a good starting point. While TFR has a cat thread and a goat thread, neither cats nor goats seem adequate for some reason. We need something else.

My suggestion is the noble (gnoble?) gnu. Why? First, its name is an anagram of TFR's subject of discussion, the gun. You try to find an animal whose name is an anagram of "firearm". Second, it's large and hairy, like many of the neckbeards who post here. Unfortunately, I'm a poor-to-middling photoshop artist, so this is my best attempt. It's a gnu who's CCWing.



So everyone else, show your own attempt at a mascot. Post your gun-related gnus.

https://www.facebook.com/gnusafety

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


I'm pretty sure Micromancer stole all of our hearts once.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr


A chimera of TF, Micromancer, and one of joat mon's goats.

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

WE'RE ONTO YOU.

Craptacular posted:

You try to find an animal whose name is an anagram of "firearm".

uh..hello?



e: Hail Santa

televiper fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jan 6, 2015

TopherCStone
Feb 27, 2013

I am very important and deserve your attention


I only use free (as in second amendment rights) firearms

thermobollocks
Jul 5, 2009

GET A DILLON

TopherCStone posted:

I only use free (as in second amendment rights) firearms



I support reasonable restrictions on the kinds of guns people can use in sanctioned events for the purpose of competitive equity/basic standards

I like turtles
Aug 6, 2009



Doesn't moosepoop have the "good times with friends" bullets as a tattoo? I've kind of thought of them as the TFR mascot

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Car llama:





Coffee ghost:





Bulletproof kitty:





JMB cats:





MORLOCK:

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010



M855 Painter Bot

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW




RIP Boo.

TopherCStone
Feb 27, 2013

I am very important and deserve your attention


Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




Gunbug.

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

U like it


Cuntbear



DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




yesssssss

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

U like it


DJExile posted:

yesssssss

Forgot the original, original

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


It must be Micro



<--- my vote

charliebravo77
Jun 11, 2003



The majestic Dessert Eagle:

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



None of these are gnus. Post more gun-related gnus.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Micro is practically a man-beast

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Where is micro anyways?

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Butch Cassidy posted:

M855 Painter Bot



Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011


We all know that TFR is full of big softies who love fluffy animals. So I propose adorable bunny rabbits to be the mascot.


Also obviously:


Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




No anime, no fursuits.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.



Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Sperglord Actual posted:

No anime, no fursuits.

Also that fuckin bunny should have had his weapon on a sling. WHAT THE gently caress RABBIT?

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine

NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004

Lol.i halbve already saod i inferno circstances wanttpgback


Darth Freddy posted:

Where is micro anyways?

Playing New Vegas

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Didn't Micro end up in a somewhat famous comic somewhere?

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata


Don't forget Little Waddle Pew Pew

I like turtles posted:

That sounds like a delightful children's book!

Little waddle waddle pew pew woke up from his cozy bed and said hello to the sun.

Little waddle waddle pew pew went to go eat breakfast.

Little waddle waddle pew pew's mommy made him eggs, sausage, hash browns, toast and some bacon from a can.

Isn't bacon from a can silly?

Little waddle waddle pew pew wondered what he should do today.

Little waddle waddle pew pew thought "Through experimentation, training, and learning we can prepare ourselves for a worst a case scenario that we hope to never see. I am not an apocalyptic thinker by any stretch of the imagination; however, I acknowledge the existence of evil and the damage it can cause if mitigation is not undertaken."

Little waddle waddle pew pew ate some doritos.

Little waddle waddle pew pew decided he would paint his toys.

Little waddle waddle pew pew went outside with his toys.

Little waddle waddle pew pew lets his muzzle cover his friend's loving face.

Little waddle waddle pew pew accidentally shot his friend in the face.

Oh no, Little waddle waddle pew pew.

Little waddle waddle pew pew is going to jail now.

Goodbye Little waddle waddle pew pew.

Edit: fixed the on/in typo

ruebennase posted:


"Little waddle waddle pew pew wondered what he should do today."


"Little waddle waddle pew pew accidentally shot his friend on the face."

ruebennase posted:

thanks for the kind words, you persuaded me to do the whole thing.

might take a while though (1 or 2 pics a day), since I'm actually quite busy with work atm.


"Little waddle waddle pew pew woke up from his cozy bed and said hello to the sun."

ruebennase posted:


"Little waddle waddle pew pew went to go eat breakfast."

TopherCStone
Feb 27, 2013

I am very important and deserve your attention


Craptacular posted:

None of these are gnus. Post more gun-related gnus.

Excuse me but both of mine were GNU related

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN



That's a cock
On a glock
Near a rock

big_dilli
May 17, 2005


So I was thinking, yeah I know stop now before I hurt myself, an anagram of firearms is farm sire. What's a farm sire? I don't know but the closest thing I could come up with is this.



That's right. The biggest baddest animal on the farm, da bull. Don't mess with the bull or you gonna get the horn. Just ask those sissy boys in Spain.

The other alternative anagram I could come up with is ram fries. That right. Sheep balls.



For this one, we could get some truck nuts and everyone can show their pride in TFR

Gnu? Really? Come on. You have machine guns. Show some pride. Get some balls.

big_dilli fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jan 7, 2015

Pimp Drakula
Oct 12, 2013



Gat Jebus?

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sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST

QuarkMartial posted:

We have Clive, the Colt 45. That's all we need.

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