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To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Pax Centurion is the Boston Police Union's newsletter that goes out about every two months.
https://www.bppa.org/pax/


Since it's the holidays, this is the Christmas issue!

It covers the Boston EMS / EMTs too.

It's so festive, here is Christmas poem for us to share:

Clement Clarke Carnell posted:

The Night Before Amnesty

‘Twas the night before amnesty, and all through the nation,
Illegals were dancing, with a sense of elation!
The Dear Leader declared, with his arrogance regal,
That invading our borders had now become legal.
The children had been sent, on the top of a train,
To take advantage of liberals, who were clearly insane.
But the thing that disturbed us, that looked slightly weird,
was that some of the “children” were sporting a beard?
And just o’er the border, ‘cross the wide Rio Grande,
Where the President had offered his welcoming hand,
The border patrol found Korans and prayer rugs,
And typhus, and scabies and all sorts of bugs!
Then out on the street, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my cruiser to see what was the matter.
The moon on the snow gave a heavenly sheen,
And the “children” had tattoos that said “MS-13.”
When what to my wondering eyes should I see,
But a miniscule Governor, we called “Mini-Me.”
He came in a sleigh that was painted in red,
And his shoulders - (without neck) - were attached to his head.
An army of sycophants and suck-pumps they came,
as he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
“On Olga (DCF) Roche, and (drive slowly) Tim Murray!
I’m going to Washington and I’m in a hurry.”
“On bureaucrats, On administrators, On second-tier hacks!”
As he fell from the sleigh with his hand full of sacks.
And he passed out the checks and the EBT cards,
To the non-working people with their butts made of lard.
Here’s section 8 housing and a voucher from “WIC,”
“I don’t care if it’s going to make taxpayers sick.”
Here’s food stamps and health care, and it’s all for free!
It’s paid by the suckers… not my friends or me!”
And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
“Screw you stupid taxpayers, have a merry good night...
For all you illegals, I’ll pull out the stops,
And take away benefits from hard-working cops.”
“And If they don’t like it… well… they can go….
There’s lots of room in Mexico!”

They also offer some insight from the rank and file from the BPD.

quote:

President Obama mentioned in a speech that Muslims were a
“part of the fabric of America” from the very beginning. As a student
of history, I don’t recall seeing that in any of the books I read. File
under: Osama Ben Franklin.

quote:

Why do Reproductive Rights include abortion? A procedure that
by its very nature, halts reproduction.

quote:

How do you spot a true believer? Ask a liberal woman if she would
forego a diamond. Ask an atheist to sell their soul. Ask an abortion
rights activist to support the death penalty.

Let's dive through these magazine issues together and see what our boys in blue are thinking and going through. There are some back issues which are much less festive.

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