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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I'm doing it again! Seth is cutting an awesome dick promo! Roman's in the ring! Confrontation! Drama! Smackdown!

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I really liked Roman before they decided he was only ever allowed to talk like John Cena and not like Roman Reigns.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Pariah Rex posted:

I really liked Roman before they decided he was only ever allowed to talk like John Cena and not like Roman Reigns.

Agreed, it's painful.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Pariah Rex posted:

I really liked Roman before they decided he was only ever allowed to talk like John Cena and not like Roman Reigns.

That "suffering succotash" line was so, so painful.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I'm pretty sure I could outrun the Big Show.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Roman might be alone. Probably will be. He IS the next Cena. Sigh.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How's the show been?

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
Donkey dung? Really?

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



That Roman promo really took a nosedive so fast. I felt so awkward listening to it.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I like how Seth pronounces FAAAAAAAAAAAAHRED the same way Vince and Stef do.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been?

Not bad. Seth owns. Roman and a partner (if he can find one) vs. Seth and Show tonight in the main.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Roman promo's should really only be like 2 lines long at this point. Just come out and say how he's going to punch people's teeth down their throat then say "believe that"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Pariah Rex posted:

Roman promo's should really only "believe that"

Yes.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
There was so much combined wasted potential and Adam Rose in that match.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I heard from a very reliable source that The Ascension are nothing more than anti-christian puppets brainwashing us to make us ready for the antichrist to take over. Also that Vince sacrificed The Ultimate Warrior to appease his Illuminati masters.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Was there really an "uproar on Social Media" directed at the Ascension?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Was there really an "uproar on Social Media" directed at the Ascension?

If by 'uproar' it's people thinking they suck, then probably yes.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Rhonne posted:

Was there really an "uproar on Social Media" directed at the Ascension?

X-Pac cried about it for a while.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Swan Curry posted:

X-Pac cried about it for a while.

Yes but what do Lance Storm and Sid think about them?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
You know, if the Ascension just came out and badmouthed a different classic WWE tag team every week until they eventually got to the Hardyz or the Dudleyz, that'd be a pretty badass surprise return.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Swan Curry posted:

X-Pac cried about it for a while.

Cried about them or the commentary burying them? Because I was far more annoyed by JBL and Cole than I was about the Illuminati tag team.

fatherdog posted:

You know, if the Ascension just came out and badmouthed a different classic WWE tag team every week until they eventually got to the Hardyz or the Dudleyz, that'd be a pretty badass surprise return.

Hogan convinces Vince to give the Nasty Boys one more run.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Rhonne posted:

Hogan convinces Vince to give the Nasty Boys one more run.

at a combined weight of I imagine 900lbs by now it's too old dudes who were never very good!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

fatherdog posted:

You know, if the Ascension just came out and badmouthed a different classic WWE tag team every week until they eventually got to the Hardyz or the Dudleyz, that'd be a pretty badass surprise return.

So like that Heath Slater vs. Legends thing?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
HHH is great

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
God help me, I'm beginning to enjoy segments that feature Triple H talking.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

God help me, I'm beginning to enjoy segments that feature Triple H talking.

No, nooooo, fight the power.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

No, nooooo, fight the power.

My 20-year-old self would be so ashamed of me... :(

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Anyone have a stream?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

My 20-year-old self would be so ashamed of me... :(

Speaking of 20 minutes, just think of any random HHH promo that opened any random Raw for the past two decades.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
A guy who looks like your local dungeon master talking about how he is an unstoppable force of evil is kind of an odd wrestling character.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

I heard from a very reliable source that The Ascension are nothing more than anti-christian puppets brainwashing us to make us ready for the antichrist to take over. Also that Vince sacrificed The Ultimate Warrior to appease his Illuminati masters.

jeez credit your sources you plagerist

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Pariah Rex posted:

A guy who looks like your local dungeon master talking about how he is an unstoppable force of evil is kind of an odd wrestling character.

His fedora is a Mimic! :aaaaa:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So I take it there's pretty much nothing going on this Smackdown.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Chokes McGee posted:

jeez credit your sources you plagerist

I have it on good Authority that Angle vs Sting empty arena match was a shoot

Yechezkel
Oct 5, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yay, no more Friday shows after this one. :toot: I keep forgetting SD is still on.

I got a commercial for TNA during SD. They really got kicked off of Spike to whatever is "Destination America"? :laugh:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
What the gently caress was that pin attempt by Miz? he was just rubbing his head of the Uso's crotch.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Yechezkel posted:

Yay, no more Friday shows after this one. :toot: I keep forgetting SD is still on.

I got a commercial for TNA during SD. They really got kicked off of Spike to whatever is "Destination America"? :laugh:

Yes

Also that's probably smart commercial placement.

"You can still watch wrestling on Fridays with us!!"

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Chokes McGee posted:

jeez credit your sources you plagerist

I'm guessing the source is guy who was home schooled in rural Arkansas.

Nerokerubina
Jun 7, 2007

I think swords are neat. Do you think swords are neat?!

Rhonne posted:

Hogan convinces Vince to give the Nasty Boys one more run.

reminder that the ascension's signature win in their yearlong NXT tag title run was over Too Cool

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Chokes McGee posted:

So I take it there's pretty much nothing going on this Smackdown.

Well right now Mizdow is making Miz's moveset look better than the Miz

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