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me: [strolling into office] secretary: good morning, w.nightmare. me: im gonna sex harass the hell out of you, starting now! diaper fetish attack! *rips off business suit to reveal gi joe diaper* me: wah! wah! im a little baby! a widdle baby...*turns around to reveal tail* furry! yiff! yiff yiff! secretary:  me: *rubs micromachines all over nipples* how bout some mechaphile action? yeahhhhh!!! how you liking my sex harris? secretary:  me: mr.hands! *horse brays* |
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please stop telling our personal anecdotes 
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sexiest harrasing |
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lets gently caress |
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neil patrick sex harris
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whos harris
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A Tin Of Beans posted:whos harris |
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michael from The Office demands extra balloons for the next birthday party and announces it is because he has a severe balloon fetish and he wants everyone to take fetish sensitivity training courses (hosted by him) to better understand sexual fetishes in the workplace. kevin says he has a balloon fetish too. dwight fakes one to suck up to the boss.
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WetNightmare posted:michael from The Office demands extra balloons for the next birthday party and announces it is because he has a severe balloon fetish and he wants everyone to take fetish sensitivity training courses (hosted by him) to better understand sexual fetishes in the workplace. kevin says he has a balloon fetish too. dwight fakes one to suck up to the boss. dwight: i'm sexually horny, for this balloon. sir. |
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post of the year contender 2tKfE1REt0A9068nde53LHv0fhBzjzgM |
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kidfresca posted:post of the year contender |
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*me doing a NYT puzzle at a desk* female coworker: is that... sudoku? me: yeah, i like puzzles, do you like puzzles? female coworker: yeah they're alright me: want to help me solve the puzzle of what part my oedipus complex makes you fuckin' irresistible? hot drat you hot momma |
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BrownianMotion posted:*me doing a NYT puzzle at a desk* did she help you and did you get some? it's important that you tell me b/c I haven't felt the touch of another human being in so long |
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titties posted:did she help you and did you get some? it's important that you tell me b/c I haven't felt the touch of another human being in so long > touch wife |
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Jan 10, 2015 19:40
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Hugh Malone posted:> touch wife press F to please wife |
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ulvir posted:press F to please wife for me it's more like a qte and I always fail the last button press e: the button is my penis e2: b/c it is small titties fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 10, 2015 |
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my wife always complains about my "premature ejaculation" and I keep telling her that I'm just very efficient The truth is that it is a defense mechanism you know, like when a squid shoots ink all over the face of an approaching shark because I just want her to leave me the f alone but I don't tell her that |
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titties posted:did she help you and did you get some? it's important that you tell me b/c I haven't felt the touch of another human being in so long yea we figured it out on a legal pad: she talks at the TV during days of our lives and i won't admit that i don't know how to fix anything around the house. very sexy chemistry |
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BrownianMotion posted:yea we figured it out on a legal pad: she talks at the TV during days of our lives and i won't admit that i don't know how to fix anything around the house. very sexy chemistry  that's hot
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