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MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Dalai Trauma posted:

E: That second one is pretty much a lie but when has a lie stopped rugby league?

Never really. Anything for a dime.

And let's face it, dog loving is good for business. Woke us all up.

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Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010



Nothing picks up the posting like inter-species lewd acts.

I feel like he's not getting the credit he deserves for selflessly trying to save the Blues this season. What a guy, stepping up when the management wouldn't.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

i'm seeing on facebook that he stole the dog when he left the party too

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010



bowmore posted:

i'm seeing on facebook that he stole the dog when he left the party too

Bitch was a keeper.

Jono C
Mar 28, 2007

Adam is a wonderful example of how a player should go about his business in the NRL


:byewhore:


Smorgasbord posted:

Yeah it's no Monaghan, that fucker literally had his dick in a dogs mouth.

Ranking of poo poo he did wrong in that video:

1. Sexual Assault of the lesbian by kissing her
2. pissing himself/her couch
3. fake humping the dog with his piss filled shorts still on

Also a contender depending on what the gently caress he was talking about - the aboriginal comment :confused:

That Aboriginal comment is somewhere in the top two for me.


TG-Chrono posted:

NRL 2016: 2 time dog sex champions.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Rugby league 2016: ill gently caress that dog. I dont have a sexuality

I'm down with either of these for the 2016 thread title.

Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007



Ewar Woowar posted:

Man league players are the gift that never stops giving. What the gently caress is wrong with these morons?

Young
Male
Rich

An awful combination.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Drint Blasters posted:

Young
Male
Rich

An awful combination.

Rich enough to cause damage, too poor to afford a minder.

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010



MiniSune posted:

Rich enough to cause damage, too poor to afford a minder.

He forgot the fourth word: Dumb.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.


Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007



Dalai Trauma posted:

He forgot the fourth word: Dumb.

NRL player so that's kinda a given.

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010



Funniest part of that is still the number of games played in state of origin.

Drint Blasters posted:

NRL player so that's kinda a given.

Good point.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747


I don't like this because they might put someone good in the blues now

ili
Jul 26, 2003



NRL 2016 : Junior screwed the pooch.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



cpaf posted:

Rugby League 2016: An offseason free of dogs, drugs and mouthpissing

Look how wrong this post is

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



Poor old Dale Copley just moved to Sydney, doesn't know anyone there and then ends up at that fuckin party ahaha

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



Rugby League 2016: No longer just screwing the pooch in origin

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT



Rugby League 2016: How the gently caress am I having to use the words "dog" and "loving" in a thread title again?

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT



(this also reminds me I need to start writing the new thread so it's up before the 9s. At least Pearce jumped in to make the title an easier proposition)

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD


Nrl 2016 - 5 0 years since our last dog loving incident!

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:


Man I knew a picked a real winner in supporting the Roosters when I started following league a few years ago.

Heh, I see 47 new posts and I'm all "oh poo poo did I get the date wrong and the season already started??" And in a way, it has!

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010



iajanus posted:

Rugby League 2016: How the gently caress am I having to use the words "dog" and "loving" in a thread title again?

Contra Duck posted:

Nrl 2016 - 5 0 years since our last dog loving incident!

Either of these, please.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Contra Duck posted:

Nrl 2016 - 5 0 years since our last dog loving incident!
winner

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT




I'll use it if it's possible to have strike through text in it

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Hearing 6 week ban and 50k.

Slap on the wrist really.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



MiniSune posted:

Hearing 6 week ban and 50k.

Slap on the wrist really.

Wait and see if sponsors pressure them into bigger punishments, like they did with Monaghan

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Iirc monaghan walked as soon as the story leaked.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT



Burn Down Canberra posted:

Iirc monaghan walked as soon as the story leaked.

A good dog would go for a walk before the leak, really.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Hehe

What monaghan did was pretty terrible but he did make it as easy on the raiders as possible in the end by realising he was finished and just leaving.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.


Well once you remove the dog sensationalism which in this case is pretty irrelevant, all you have is a drunken idiot pissing themselves on a girl's couch (assuming she won't make a big deal out of the unwanted kiss). Also the debatable aboroginal comment but come on this is Australia they won't care about that even if it was offensive ( I have no idea if it is or isn't).

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

MiniSune posted:

Hearing 6 week ban and 50k.

Slap on the wrist really.
Nah that looks like a decent punishment, I think Pearce needs some help to get off the piss and how to be a decent human

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:


Smorgasbord posted:

Well once you remove the dog sensationalism which in this case is pretty irrelevant, all you have is a drunken idiot pissing themselves on a girl's couch (assuming she won't make a big deal out of the unwanted kiss). Also the debatable aboroginal comment but come on this is Australia they won't care about that even if it was offensive ( I have no idea if it is or isn't).
I think forcing himself on the girl is the biggest issue.

Urinating on himself and dry humping a dog didn't really harm anyone and would be a non issue if it wasn't filmed. I'm pretty sure someone off camera made the aboriginal comment?

Jono C
Mar 28, 2007

Adam is a wonderful example of how a player should go about his business in the NRL


MiniSune posted:

Hearing 6 week ban and 50k.

Slap on the wrist really.

That's a joke. Hopefully someone just leaked that to see what the response would be. This is a textbook case of bringing the game into disrepute, he should be spending at least six months on the sidelines if not a season. I'm happy for the ban to be lifted during Origin though. Queensland shouldn't be punished for Pearce's stupidity.

ili
Jul 26, 2003



If the strikethrough on the 0 doesn't work, surely the new thread title should be something like NRL 2016 : Off to a ruff start.

ili fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jan 28, 2016

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT



ili posted:

If the strikethrough on the 0 doesn't work, surely the new thread title should be something like NRL 2016 : Off to a ruff start.

'NRL 2016: another deviant, collared'?

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:


Apollodorus posted:

Jennings and the Eels should be a fun story.

Meanwhile who knows what's going to happen with the Roosters, at least I can lower my expectations for 2016 now.

Rugby League 2016: Your Expectations Are Never Low Enough

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



NRL fantasy is up for 2016 if someone wants to create a league

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

cpaf posted:

NRL fantasy is up for 2016 if someone wants to create a league
i'll do it today

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Fantasy Football League for this year is up!

https://fantasy.nrl.com

Invite code: E2KN3WM4

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009



Gonna be interesting how much of an effect the interchange rule changes will be on fantasy this year, maybe centres will be worth spending more money on

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iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT



It's a new thread!!!!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762134

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