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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH             WE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
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What funeral home should we send flowers to? (Where did the arachnid / insect pet thread crawl off and die to anyway)
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Jan 11, 2015 09:55
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TASTY CRAYON IS FINE SEND WAXWORMS PLS
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Jan 11, 2015 21:34
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Those dogs are beautiful 
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Jan 11, 2015 22:30
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YES. DOGS. 
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Jan 12, 2015 00:51
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Holy poo poo all that webbing. 
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Jan 12, 2015 03:42
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put hats on your spiders and take pics ok ty
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Jan 12, 2015 17:10
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Do spiders like that feel fuzzy or bristly? They look like they could be either. Also what do they do, are they particularly active as pets? Do they like interaction or just being left to their own devices? I'm not a big fan of spiders but they are kind of fascinating. Sorry for the barrage of questions
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Jan 12, 2015 17:21
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PLEASE DO NOT PET US. OUR MAJESTIC FLUFF IS ITCHY ALSO HANDS CAN BE SCARY. LIKE MOST DOGS WE PREFER TO RELAX IN OUR TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS AND DIRT HOLES UNTIL SUPPER PRESENTS ITSELF OR A DOG OF THE OPPOSITE SEX USES ITS PEDIPALPS TO TAP ON OUR WEB FOR PROCREATION.  A DOG OF MANY COLOR
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Jan 12, 2015 18:57
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Never have I seen such an accurate topic title. What unusual markings on that dog! I know some dogs learn tricks, but how would you even leash a dog with that configuration?
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Jan 12, 2015 19:15
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LOOK AT THOSE HAIRY BABIES
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Jan 12, 2015 21:27
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RedTonic posted:Never have I seen such an accurate topic title. A DOG LEARN A TRICK SUCH AS: POUNCE ON JUICY LARVAE FLICK ITCHY HAIRS OFF REAR END WITH BACK LEGS INTO EYES OF PERSON POKING YOU WITH PAINTBRUSH GENTLE STROKES OF PEDIPALPS ON FEMALE BEFORE YOU SHOVE SPERMWEB INTO HER OPISTHOSOMA AND THEN FLEE THIS DOG IS TOO BUSY FOR PILLOWTALKS DIG A TUNNEL JUST LIKE CONSTRUCT A THUNDERDROME  ALSO, AND AM VERY PROUD OF THIS, SHED A SKIN WITHOUT GETTING TRAPPED AND RIPPING YOUSELF OPEN. MOSTLY A PROBLEM OF MATURE MALE DOG
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Jan 12, 2015 22:23
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Doesn't fetch. Euth. With a shoe.
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Jan 13, 2015 03:13
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NOT TRUE FRIEND. FOR INSTANCE A GRUB WAS TOSSED AND THEN CAUGHT BY THIS FAITHFUL BEST FRIEND OF MAN. LATER THE REMNANTS WERE LEFT AT THE ENTRANCE OF BURROW, SUCH AS A GOOD DOG WILL DO 
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Jan 13, 2015 04:07
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 "So, Bucket, who are these interesting people you exchange christmas gifts with on the internet?" "Oh, we're just a fun loving group of slavering petmoms that tell each other to euth all their horrible disasterpets. One of us is being mind controlled by spiders." "Oh. Good to know."
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Jan 13, 2015 04:29
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So I want to buy a Martinique pink toe. Is that a good beginner level dog? This is actually serious they are beautiful.
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Jan 13, 2015 07:40
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Thank you for the information on these dogs. I apologise for mistakenly thinking they were spiders.
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Jan 13, 2015 14:06
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Here's one of my dogs skateboarding
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Jan 13, 2015 15:26
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I would take photos of my new pet but after I put the santa hat on her and took photos now she won't come out of her hollow log and she walled both exits off... I did buy a new hat though... so there is hope.
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Jan 13, 2015 16:54
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Nerwign posted:I would take photos of my new pet but after I put the santa hat on her and took photos now she won't come out of her hollow log and she walled both exits off...
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Jan 13, 2015 18:22
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Voltin Bolt posted:Here's one of my dogs skateboarding this dog is more radical than air bud
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Errant Gin Monks posted:So I want to buy a Martinique pink toe. Is that a good beginner level dog? AN EXCELLENT BREED FOR SURE! A TREE DWELLING CANINE WITH MUCH TO RECOMMEND ITSELF. PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE YOU MAY EVEN GRADUATE IN DOG OWNERSHIP TO A MAREMMA: 
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Jan 13, 2015 23:21
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Nerwign posted:I would take photos of my new pet but after I put the santa hat on her and took photos now she won't come out of her hollow log and she walled both exits off... FOR SHAME. A HAT STRIPS A DOG OF ITS DIGNITY. I BET YOU EVEN ALPHA ROLL.
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Beautiful birds op.
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Jan 13, 2015 23:38
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WE ALSO SHARE A DOMICILE WTH MANY DELICIOUS CAT. 
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Jan 14, 2015 04:15
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Do you have puppy pics?
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Jan 14, 2015 04:33
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SUCH A CUTE PUPPY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN 
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Jan 14, 2015 06:32
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SO uh what's a dog bite like?
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Tasty_Crayon posted:SUCH A CUTE PUPPY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN OK, that actually IS cute. I'll be damned.
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RedTonic posted:SO uh what's a dog bite like? IN THE EXTREMELY RARE FOR UNBIASED REASONS I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH YOU GET BIT BY YOUR DOG: SHAME ON YOU FOR UPSETTING DOG. A DOG VALUES HIS PERSONAL SPACE DUE TO HIS STATUS AS BOTH EATER AND VICTIM OF EATING ON THE FOOD CHAIN GOOD NEWS! MOST DOG BITES JUST MAKE YOU FEEL SAD, WITH HURT FEELINGS AND MINOR SORENESS. THESE UNDERSTANDING BREEDS OF DOGS ARE USUALLY FROM THE NEW WORLD AND PREFER TO SHOO YOU AWAY WITH ITCHY ITCHY HAIRS IN YOUR EYEBALLS. THIS DOG HAS STYLISH PANTALOONS FOR FASHION AND FOR MODESTY!  HOWEVER IF YOU HAVE FOR A COMPANION AN OLD WORLD DOG SUCH AS THIS H  WOE TO YOU IF YOU GIVE ANY STINKEYE. SUCH SYMPTOMS MAY APPEAR AS: NUMBNESS STIFFNESS GENERAL AGONY TRAVELING TO THE HOSPITAL EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS REDNESS A STRONG DESIRE TO DOCUMENT IT FOR YOUTUBE FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS HEART PALPITATIONS QUESTIONING ALL YOUR DECISIONS UP UNTIL THIS POINT I MUST STRESS THAT WITH CHILL DOGS SUCH AS MYSELF THE DANGER IS MINOR! JUST DON'T BE A DICK TO THEM OK THAT IS SERIOUSLY UNCOOL. Tasty_Crayon fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Jan 15, 2015 |
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Are you sure that last dog is a husky? That sounds a lot like it wants to murder you so it's probably a pit bull of some kind.
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Jan 15, 2015 02:33
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Shakenbaker posted:Are you sure that last dog is a husky? That sounds a lot like it wants to murder you so it's probably a pit bull of some kind. YOU SEEM TO HAVE A MISCONCEPTION OF THE LOYAL AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER. DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY USED TO CALL THEM NANNY DOGS FOR EXAMPLE: 
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Jan 15, 2015 02:53
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Tasty_Crayon posted:
I do believe this dog could give HMKFP a run for his money. Also, while I understand most dogs enjoy chewing on a good shoe, can you explain why these dogs enjoy hiding IN shoes?
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ApathyGirl posted:I do believe this dog could give HMKFP a run for his money. A SHOE IS A SAFE PLACE! DARK:GOOD QUIET:VERY NICE TASTY FRIENDS VISIT:ALSO SATISFACTORY A GENTLE TAPPTAPPTAPP OUTSIDE OF SHOE IS POLITE BEFORE THE ENTERING. TO LIFT THE HIDE IS RUDE, WHAT IF A DOG IS DIPPING HIS PEDIPALPS IN SPERMWEB FOR UP COMING DATE WITH DISCERNING FEMALE?! SO RUDE!
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Jan 15, 2015 04:23
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All these dogs look so fluffy and itchy and well groomed! Who is your groomer and how do you keep your coats so luscious??
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how often does a dog eat?
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Buggiezor posted:All these dogs look so fluffy and itchy and well groomed! Who is your groomer and how do you keep your coats so luscious?? SO KIND OF YOU TO NOTICE! A DOG IS A METICULOUS GROOMER BUT LIKE MOST PEOPLE LONGS FOR A STYLE OF A MORE CURRANT FASHION! THUS A DOG MAY LAY ON HIS BACK ANG WIGGLE OUT OF THE OLD FUZZ LIKE A MILLENNIAL OUT OF SKINNY JEANS!  OLD CLOTHES READY FOR GOODWILL OR MAYBE A SAD NAKED DOG IN AFRICAI KID NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANOTHER DOG CASTOFF FASHIONS THAT WOULD BE SHAMEFUL Tasty_Crayon fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 15, 2015 |
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Wheats posted:how often does a dog eat? A DOG MAY EAT ONCE A WEEK IF A YOUNG BABY PUPPY. OLDER DOGS MAY GO MUCH LONGER! I MYSELF LIVE IN A CONTAINER NEXT TO A DOG WHO HAD NOT EATEN SINCE HER ARRIVAL HERE THREE MONTHS AGO. BECAUSE SHE IS A BORING SHOWOFF. WHO DOES SHE ASPIRE TO BE, KAREN CARPENTER?
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Tasty_Crayon posted:IN THE EXTREMELY RARE FOR UNBIASED REASONS I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH YOU GET BIT BY YOUR DOG: That looks kinda cool let me goo-HOLY poo poo.
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Do dogs actually enjoy dog parks, or are they really for dog owners?
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