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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

why the gently caress would africans go to russia of all places

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

:ussr:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


loving hell this is amazing goddamn.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

fatherboxx posted:

Non-zero chance that there is a dwarf inside that robot

Dude that's absurd.

It's Russia, they'd force a small child to do it instead.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

i desperately want to see this in action

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
robot shakily lifts it's arm and dumps a bottle of vodka on it's head. suddenly it guns the atv and slams it directly into a tree flinging the robot several yards. he struggles to raise his head, battered servos and hydraulics grinding loudly, "Такова жизнь" he exclaims in a tinny voice before bursting into flames.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

That looks really wholesome.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i desperately want to see this in action

This


and this.

now entering North Dakota
Feb 22, 2013


Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

robot shakily lifts it's arm and dumps a bottle of vodka on it's head. suddenly it guns the atv and slams it directly into a tree flinging the robot several yards. he struggles to raise his head, battered servos and hydraulics grinding loudly, "Такова жизнь" he exclaims in a tinny voice before bursting into flames.

Is "Такова жизнь" how you say "What a strange trick" in Russian?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

robot shakily lifts it's arm and dumps a bottle of vodka on it's head. suddenly it guns the atv and slams it directly into a tree flinging the robot several yards. he struggles to raise his head, battered servos and hydraulics grinding loudly, "Такова жизнь" he exclaims in a tinny voice before bursting into flames.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i desperately want to see this in action

sorry it doesn;t do anything

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

OSHA as gently caress.

Also, that pastoral Russian farm is straight up adorable.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
oh my god

OH MY GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283bDqu92PY

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Now I wanna see it squating in an Adidas traksuit and drinking a can of Jaguar.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




beato posted:

Have you got your Putin riding a bear ornamental figure yet?



You can buy one here: http://xn-----7kcjjbecbv1ciby9bp.xn--p1ai/

I need this. How do I get one without giving my credit card number to Russians?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sono posted:

I need this. How do I get one without giving my credit card number to Russians?

You can also mail them 3 cents.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

beato posted:

Now I wanna see it squating in an Adidas traksuit and drinking a can of Jaguar.

Shouldn't it be shooting up Krokodil and chainsmoking?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

beato posted:

Now I wanna see it squating in an Adidas traksuit and drinking a can of Jaguar.

next version to include new sunflower seed eating feature

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


etalian posted:

next version to include new sunflower seed eating feature

They are installing a voice chip that calls you "bro" after every sentence

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Haruharuharuko posted:

loving hell this is amazing goddamn.

Russians repair asphalt road while it's raining:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4HB6TEKK1s

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


Four hours later, comrade captain's body is found in Volga, saturated in vodka and polonium.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wild T posted:

Bear stories.


One day a coworker was driving him to a work site and accidentally ran over some kind of big weird prairie dog looking Central Asian rodent. He stops to check it out and Bear walks calmly over to the mangled rodent, squats and stares closely at it for an uncomfortably long time. Then he just spins around, claps my coworker on the shoulder and exclaims "This is sad!" and jumps back on the bus. Bear was the loving man.

soundsl ike a marmot. watch out, theyre a natural reservoir for plague and may have been the original source of the black death

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

fatherboxx posted:

Non-zero chance that there is a dwarf inside that robot

Pay no attention to the man behind the tarp.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014



Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


they even have rugs on their tanks

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




etalian posted:

Russians repair asphalt road while it's raining:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4HB6TEKK1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVnmZUTORM

Edit: Train toilets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rD7cPQxTIk

Edit2: Cool music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_eBpDAkwvI

Edit3: Russia in 2 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAKxpOyQYtU

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Jan 23, 2015

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Гарольд и Мод и Мод

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




dashcam.avi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4WGP68Ino

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2Fwg_zSPc

lmao

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ZeeBoi posted:

<Some pics>

I found one of those with a caption.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

blyat

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

Disco Infiva posted:

I don't think that poster meant there's no racism in Russia (:lol:) just that they don't use the same words Americans use.

Bingo. I've from Russian emigres that in general, Russians are pretty racist.

They did name a Moscow university for an African leader, the Patrick Lumumba University.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples%27_Friendship_University_of_Russia

The equivalent in Russian for the word friend of the family would be obezyana (which translates to monkey)

http://www.latimes.com/world/africa/la-fg-russia-africans-20141102-story.html#page=1

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Blistex posted:

I found one of those with a caption.



lmao good one

Horns of Hattin
Dec 21, 2011
Go watch this in theaters now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpawdA34HNk

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

хорошее видео


Blistex posted:

I found one of those with a caption.



лол

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jan 23, 2015

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Still a favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

At least there's some great actors I recognise from magnificent series Shtrafbat.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ha, it's the Russian take on the :killdozer:


SnowblindFatal posted:

At least there's some great actors I recognise from magnificent series Shtrafbat.

It was an ok show. If you're interested in WWII's Eastern front, it's a pro-watch.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

The 2015 adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof is looking good.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


"Perestroika" is Russian for "pudding pops."

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I'm fascinated by the amount of candid photography and videography of Putin. It might sound crazy, but I think a lot of people see him as evil incarnate (which may still be the case) but the more I watch him the more I see him as a human being with his strengths and flaws.

There was a bizzare video from Russia, the Ukraine, or some other Slavic area that showed two extremely drunk men fighting, and then one of them tries to help the really badly hurt other guy and tries to wipe the blood off his face, and even threatens to punch him again when he resists. It's one of the most sad/hillarious videos I've ever seen in my life and now I can't find it. At one point one falls over and slams his face right into the wall of a building.

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jan 24, 2015

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