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Anno
May 10, 2017

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I only kinda-sorta-not really follow college golf here in the states, so I knew who Matthew Wolff was and I had heard he had a weird swing. Now that I'm seeing him tearing it up in Minn. this week, though, wow. That's a wild rear end swing.

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Anno
May 10, 2017

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Definitely has the full-Gankas send, it's just amazing that he can ever get the club back in position to not hit it a mile right.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Man I’ll tune in for a lot more Sunday afternoons if they can be like that. Good to see that Wolff, Morikawa and Hovland are as advertised right off the bat.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Douchebag posted:

Played 9 in a heat index of 105. Bad idea.

Yeah I have a scramble/outside dinner on Friday here in Columbus where the heat index is supposed to be 105-110. Can't wait for that misery.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Today was the weirdest scramble I think I've ever played. I played really well, I think I probably would've shot low-80s on my own ball, but I was ultimately almost useless outside of three 10-15 foot putts. Every other time I hit a good shot someone in my group got it inside of me. On back to back 175ish yard par 3s I hit it to within 10 feet only to have one guy hit it to probably a foot and then my dad hit it to like four feet. It was weirdly frustrating.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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I’m 100% sure that as my dad has lost yards on his driver and irons to old age and two reconstructed knees he has gained all of that back in the ability to punch balls to two feet from under any tree and casually stroke 25 foot double-breakers, so he’s actually way more frustrating to play against.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Shrapnig posted:

Old man golf really is something. I’ll occasionally play with my dad’s senior league group if they don’t have a fourth(my score obviously doesn’t factor in the league) and there’s one guy in the group who never does anything interesting and the worst I’ve seen him shoot is a 76. It’s impressive in how unremarkable it looks.

I think they also get better at any sort of side bet games. We do a quarter from everyone to the person who’s on first on anything that isn’t a par 3, closest to the pin when hitting the green and the first in on a hole. Dad is now in a sweet spot where he’s usually the first person to hit their second shot for a chance at first on, and if he misses it’s somehow on the last inch of the collar 75% of the time, so he just taps it up for closest. Failing that he’ll usually have a putt for first in that’s of a reasonable distance. I’ve paid him way more quarters in my 30s than I ever did in my teens when I was a worse golfer.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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ironlung posted:

Match play tournament is going on at my club right now, I had the pleasure of going up against a 17 handicap who shot 77.

I had to give him strokes and I have never broken 80 in my life. Good times!!!

Sad times.

Tomorrow in league I’m playing against a sub who’s brand new to the group and swears he’s a 25 handicap for 9, and I’m either a 4 or 5. Thankfully it caps out 2 strokes a hole. With my recent luck he’ll shoot high 40s and I’ll take like 5 points of 20.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Damnit Brooks you’re loving up the ratio. I wish he had at least went on some rant against WGC events or something after crushing one. That’s the kind of hero I want.

Also Morikawa picking up a win at the Cuda. Can we get him and Wolff on the Presidents Cup team? I’d actually be interested if so.

Anno fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 29, 2019

Anno
May 10, 2017

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I played Tilt once, got to 5x and then dunked three in the water on an otherwise innocuous par 3. I’ve identified strongly with Neil ever since.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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I think Randy has the highest handicap. Neil is just amazingly streaky in both directions.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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ironlung posted:

I think Neil and Randy switch back and forth between highest handicap of the group. Soly is the best (by far), then Tron/DJ, then Neil/Randy.

I guess I’m not sure at the moment. I was just thinking of episode 1 of the current Tourist Sauce season when Neil was a 6.something and Randy was I think an 11.5. Generally though yeah it’s kind of just Soly is always good and everyone else can be wherever on any given day.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Ugh. It's bad enough that it's such an epidemic on tour, but worse when that poo poo filters down to people in my golf league or randos I get paired up with on weekends. It's awful. God drat people struggling to break 100 insisting on the flag being put back in the cup for 2 ft putts.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Yeah our league next year will be pin-out only, much to the consternation of one guy.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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The new Brooks is definitely the hero that golf needs. Just someone of unimpeachable status that can dunk on the tour over and over and hopefully get some things fixed.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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sleepness posted:

Hi goons.

I've been playing for a month and I'm starting to finally get consistency. I absolutely love golf so far and I am super stoked I haven't given up (I'm 31 and just started). Now that I've gotten to the point where I'm pretty much making contact every shot, I'm looking to see what parts of my swing I can improve. I already think I can see that my upper body is moving which I don't think it should. I'm also getting a lot of loft on my shots which I am assuming is compromising some distance, and I'm not sure where that's coming from. Thanks guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap31jRXnig0

Between your hands and that quick stand up follow through it looks like you’re trying to help it up into the air as much as possible. I think that’s completely normal as a new golfer but it’s probably the main reason you feel like you’re losing distance. That follow through is usually a high push and/or fade for right handlers. Staying down and letting the loft of the club do its thing takes awhile to learn but it’s worth focusing on.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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When my chipping confidence is down I go in the back yard and just swing the club at the ground, not even hitting a ball. I’m looking for the right kind of thump that lets me know I’m letting the bounce do it’s thing and there’s no negative reinforcement for the ball not going where I want it to.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Not sure how many people here are fans of No Laying Up, but if you aren't, now's a pretty good series to get in with the launch of their newest season of their extended golf vlog, Tourist Sauce, this time in Ireland. They're joined at some point by Tom Coyne, author of the great golf book A Course Called Ireland, which really everyone should read if you like golf.These are always a lot of fun with plenty of drone porn, local golf interviews and insight, and fun golf antics.

Also my new MP20's are supposedly somewhere on the delivery truck and I can't wait to hit them, though sadly it'll probably have to wait mostly until next year.

Anno fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Oct 2, 2019

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Gaze upon the everyman's PGA Tour hole, one which we could all at least maybe bogey.

https://twitter.com/ToddLewisGC/status/1187883710441328640

This had to happen because the course received 7" of rain yesterday. For reference the hole currently looks like this.

https://twitter.com/GCTigerTracker/status/1187881577470025728

Anno
May 10, 2017

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This is one of those few times of the year that I miss having cable. Nothing better than the goat leading in prime time golf.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Probably like most people here I am of the perfect age that watching Tiger go full on Tiger like this is increasingly nostalgiac in a way that little else is. When he tapped in for the Masters wIn last year my daughter asked why I just broke down crying and I couldn’t really explain. So any time I get to watch this it’s a blessing.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Amazing. At this point this feels like one of those Gretzky records that just have almost no chance of being broken. Nice to see him getting it with a nice bird, too.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Legend.

https://twitter.com/GOLFTV/status/1192596447407083521

Anno
May 10, 2017

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The point of gimmes imo is to is to learn who in your league you can easily piss off and how and also who you can count on to go good/good when your putting has been iffy and you both have three footers remaining.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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He definitely knows.

https://twitter.com/OmeyaGolfNam/status/673819539281485825

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Presidents' Cup has been pretty solid golf so far if you can ignore the absurd number of commercials.

That last bunker shot by Tiger was nuts. Like sometimes I feel like I hit a wedge or mid-iron that would be respectable from a really good golfer, but I don't understand how I could ever hit this shot on greens that are as insane as Royal Melbourne.

https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1204941954137677825

Anno fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Dec 12, 2019

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Shrapnig posted:

I shut it off after an hour because of this. I watched maybe 10 minutes of golf in an hour, it sucks.

Yeah it’s awful. But the quality of the course is so much higher than 99% of tournaments we get to see that I’m suffering through it.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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I don't even really know how to tell when to criticize a captain. I guess if you don't try varying up partners or something? At some point people that aren't Tiger need to hit some irons or at least make some putts. JT has spent two days looking like me playing with my scratch friend, it's embarrassing.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Shrapnig posted:

Maybe Tiger shouldn’t play with kids because it seems like they aren’t up for it. Bring back the Tiger and Kuch combo

I think we should change the team selection to be entirely captains picks and then not pick anyone who even a slightly hardcore golf fan recognizes. Give me like 11 Chez Reavies over DJ and Pat Reed out there lookin like dopes.

Except Webb. I think Webb cares a lot.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Tiger's lag putt there sure was something. Dormie with 3 to play.

Edit: Tiger goes to take off his hat when the ball still has like three feet to go. What a legend.

Anno fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 15, 2019

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Kinda silly but I found the end of this fascinating. Fred Astaire just obliterating tee shots with a club that basically doesn't have a sweet spot while dancing.

https://twitter.com/shawnclement/status/1208359734128066560

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Some fun numbers for fellow Tiger fans trying to show just how absurd of an outlier he is in all of sport. A few of my favorites:

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Despite missing a large portion of the decade due to injury, Tiger Woods was the number one ranked player in the world for 103 total weeks from 2010 through 2019. That was the most weeks at number one of anyone in that span – Rory McIlroy was second with 95. In fact, if you only took Tiger’s weeks at number one in this concluding decade, he trails only his and Greg Norman’s career totals for most weeks at number one since the Ranking was born in 1986. A look at the list, below:

Tiger Woods total – 683

Tiger Woods in 2000s – 489

Greg Norman – 331

Tiger Woods in 2010s – 103

Nick Faldo – 97

Rory McIlroy – 95

Tiger Woods in 1990s – 91

Dustin Johnson – 91

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Woods is the only player in history to win the U.S. Junior Amateur, U.S. Amateur and U.S. Open in his career. He has won each three times.

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Stroke differential from the field average measures how a player performs against his fellow competitors. There are eight instances in the last thirty PGA Tour seasons where a player beat the field, on average, by 2.6 strokes per round or more. They all belong to Tiger Woods.

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Woods entered [the 2019] Presidents Cup with 93 official wins (per the OWGR), nine more than the entire International team had combined (83).

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Tiger Woods is credited with 41 career European Tour wins, third-most all-time. He has never played full-time on the European Tour.

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from 1997 through 2013, Tiger was a combined 126-under-par in the major championships. Among players with 90 or more rounds played in majors in that span, that is 251 strokes better than anyone else. Next best on the list was Steve Flesch, at 125-over.

But to me always his most impressive stat, even if it's been significantly diminished this decade.

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As he turns 44, Woods has just 20 missed cuts as a professional on the PGA Tour. That is fewer than both Jordan Spieth (26 missed cuts) and Justin Thomas (27 missed cuts) – major champions and double-digit PGA Tour winners who are each age 26.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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drat, +1” is a lot lol. Get ready to sail par 3s while you get used to the new gaps.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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nerox posted:

Trip report: I played on Saturday and Sunday this week after getting my clubs. I did a lot of physical work on Saturday morning and played Saturday afternoon and everything was a disaster, we didn't even bother keeping score cause I couldn't make contact to save my life. I was thinking I made a huge mistake.

Sunday we go out rested up and I am hitting my balls high, long, and straight. The first par 3 we got to, I used to hit 5 iron on. I pulled my seven based on what I was hitting on the range and in the simulator and still sailed the pin by 20 yards. I had similar results every other par 3. Luckily my putting game was on point Sunday and I one or two putted all day long. Ended up shooting an 87, which is 2 strokes better than my previous best.

The correct length irons seem to have introduced a slight draw to my game. My driver is still a wild slice, maybe I need to get that shaft extended too.

Sounds like it’ll be quite the improvement when you get everything figured out. I took me a good month or so last time I got fit and that was only adding .25”, most of it from just being confident that you’ll clear that water/trap/whatever when you wouldn’t before. Stupid game.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Yeah the tour needs to become way less PR managed. poo poo like taking down the video of Rahm blowing up his caddy after trying to hit a 100 yard roping hook out of the trap last year. That was gold and it just vanished because everyone has to remain a professional class act at all times.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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It almost looks like it spun back up and out of the cup lol. I can't remember ever seeing that happen.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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And both of those (especially the second, which was really a shot I'm sure he mishit by a lot) weren't 1/10th of the bunker shot on 7.

https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1226300816102952961

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Anyone else listen to the NLU podcast? This episode with Peter Kostis from yesterday is something amazing. Just non-stop annihilation of the tour and CBS for their coverage. “I don’t think anyone at the tour or CBS gives a rat’s rear end about the viewer experience” might not even be a top-10 most critical sentence. I’m sure there’s some bitterness there and he talks about that a bit but it’s not he’s saying stuff that tons of people haven’t said for years now.

Anno
May 10, 2017

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Also detailed descriptions of the number of times he’s seen Reed improve his lie, teaching Kevin Costner to golf and the time he did a breakdown of Phil’s swing blind because his cameraman was trying to pick up a woman in the crowd.

Anno fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Feb 19, 2020

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May 10, 2017

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Nice to see Hovland pick up a win, even if it's at a meme tournament, just so he can get more into the main PGA schedule without having to worry about anything. All three kids of the 2019 class that were expected to be good have now won in like 8 months?

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