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Samadhi
May 12, 2001



They made these jokes awkward on purpose to make people squeem which is Awesome

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


lmao trolling crosby freakin owns

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy



That was brutal

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



The Bill Cosby jokes holy poo poo lol.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Did not say Jell-O, 8/10

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


Amy shares the same tanning salon as John Bohener.

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



Jennifer's legs are on point

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


♪ date rape pills in pudding pops ♪

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.


Benedict Cumberbatch's eyes are approximately 90% smaller than the average man's. Next to him, Emma Stone would look like an anime character.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


what the gently caress is wrong with the sound, it's like fans are blowing on all the mics

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



CapnAndy posted:

Did not say Jell-O, 8/10
Didn't want to be sued by Kraft.

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.


Deadpool can be happy at least

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



JK Simmons owns

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


really wanna see whiplash

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


Petite Dinklage posted:

JK Simmons owns

he rules, whiplash was amazing

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!



Akbar posted:

really wanna see whiplash

My favorite movie of the year.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


surf rock posted:

Emma Stone looks like an anime character.

Because she kinda does, actually.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.


Hell yes, Whiplash win! Only other acceptable winner would have been Norton for Birdman.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



#NOTMYCHRISTIAN

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




Lorne is the camera man?

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



Oh look two actors from a lovely movie

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy



lelandjs posted:

Because she kinda does, actually.

Plus I read in a magazine that she beat the original SNES Donkey Kong Country while filming Zombieland so I think she hits like, all the goon sperg points

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




Oh please Crazy Eyes...

e: WHAT

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


she has that flat affect thing down pat

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



Pinwiz11 posted:

Oh please Crazy Eyes...

She deserved it but LOL if you think they'd give it to her for that character

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


They made a 50 Shades movie? How did I not hear about this incoming trainwreck?

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


I wonder if there's a master bates

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

They made a 50 Shades movie? How did I not hear about this incoming trainwreck?
That's a good question. They had to back out of their first casting decision because the internet was so upset.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

They made a 50 Shades movie? How did I not hear about this incoming trainwreck?

It's not even out yet.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Crazyweasel posted:

Plus I read in a magazine that she beat the original SNES Donkey Kong Country while filming Zombieland so I think she hits like, all the goon sperg points

my waifu, i claim her

edit:

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

They made a 50 Shades movie? How did I not hear about this incoming trainwreck?

Because you live in a hole unconnected from the internet and are just now reconnecting with the outside world

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.


Amy called it the final Golden Globes because she knew they'd do such a good job on the opening monologue that there would never need to be another Golden Globes.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


michael mann went full bruckheimer this time. never go full bruckheimer

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



My only prediction for the SNL 40th anniversary show:

Tracy Morgan makes his first appearance since he almost died

e: I gotta hand it to J-Lo, she knows how to stay young

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...





Jeremy Renner's fake laugh owned.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.


C'mon, Fargo or True Detective!

Samadhi
May 12, 2001



Renner is high as poo poo

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




I really need to get around to watching Fargo.

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


You really do. Martin Freeman, Billy Bob Thorton, Colin Hanks, Key and Peele, and the lead that I can't think of right now loving brought it

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