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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
As non-huge fan of Lego Movie (not a hater!) I am okay with this decision.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

achillesforever6 posted:

Wow how much did Dreamworks pay to get this golden globe?

There's going to be such a backlash in social media against this, there's no way they'll get anything at the Oscars.

e: The "Je Suis Charlie" thing was nice, but the way he's gazing into the camera is very creepy. Makes him look like he's in a terrorist hostage video.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Has Birdman won anything?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


lelandjs posted:

What does Alec Baldwin's daughter look like?

[EDIT: Nevermind, I did not know how old she was, never mind, redacted, etc.]

[Edit 2: Oh wait, she's 19. Definitely got her dad's face though.]
She's 19 and a 6'2 model so you can use your imagination.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

She's 19 and a 6'2 model so you can use your imagination.

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's not like hideous or anything, but that is most definitely Alec Baldwin's face on an attractive woman's body:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I still need to see Boyhood and Birdman. Living in a backwoods shitville with only one movie theater sucks.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Majorian posted:

e: The "Je Suis Charlie" thing was nice, but the way he's gazing into the camera is very creepy. Makes him look like he's in a terrorist hostage video.
Scarred for life from Requiem for a Dream.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Patricia Arquette absolutely deserved that. She was fantastic in Boyhood.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I still need to see Boyhood and Birdman. Living in a backwoods shitville with only one movie theater sucks.
Just get outta there!

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Remember when the Oscars used the Jaws theme to play longwinded celebrities off

that was great

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

Scarred for life from Requiem for a Dream.

As we all are. I like to joke that Requiem is the movie that everyone watches, buys, and then never watches again.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

lelandjs posted:

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's not like hideous or anything, but that is most definitely Alec Baldwin's face on an attractive woman's body:



Isn't she dating biebs? that takes her down more than who her parents are imo

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Deadpool posted:

Patricia Arquette absolutely deserved that. She was fantastic in Boyhood.

So I've heard, and I'm glad she won, but boy, was that a shitass speech.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Winkie01 posted:

Isn't she dating biebs? that takes her down more than who her parents are imo
Unconfirmed but you're thinking of Hailey Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin's daughter.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
God NBC is a loving tire fire these days, isn't it? All the shows they've been advertising (besides Parks And Rec) look so, so bad.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

What the hell is this.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

What the hell is this.

Painfully unfunny.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

nooneofconsequence posted:

What the hell is this.

Margaret Cho is still a thing

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Wiig looks a lot like Jennifer Aniston

like, a lot

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Uggggggh Kristen Wiig ugggh

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

lelandjs posted:

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's not like hideous or anything, but that is most definitely Alec Baldwin's face on an attractive woman's body:



Oh my god, I know they're her parents, but she's literally (Alec Baldwin + Kim Basinger)/2.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

CapnAndy posted:

Wiig looks a lot like Jennifer Aniston

like, a lot

mmmm nope

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't know if Bill Hader is actually a good actor.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



lelandjs posted:

Uggggggh Kristen Wiig ugggh

These two were actually fantastic in Skeleton Twins.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Making fun of North Korea is kinda hosed up and giving its dictator exactly what he wants. People living in the west need to realize that what's happening in that country is mass genocide and starvation.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why are two funny people like Whig and Hader not funny right now?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I hate this

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The Globes were running short? Is that even possible?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Jiro posted:

Why are two funny people like Whig and Hader not funny right now?

This is so, so bad. And it's going on forever...

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jiro posted:

Why are two funny people like Whig and Hader not funny right now?

Because they appear to be improvising, never a good choice when it comes to Wiig. Hader can manage it sometimes, but...

[EDIT: YESSSS MOTHERFUCKING BIRDMANNNNN]

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I didn't realize that the golden globes didn't split up between adapted and original screenplays.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wooooo Birdman!!!

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
birdman for screenplay holy poo poo

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here, have the best trailer for the best movie of the year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfLoE6hanc

[Spoilers: It's Birdman]

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jack Black not in poo poo shorts and a drabby beer stained shirt is a fail.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Boyhood was an incredible filmmaking experiment but it turned out to only be a good movie instead of a great one. However, I'm well aware that opinion is in the minority.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

lelandjs posted:

Here, have the best trailer for the best movie of the year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfLoE6hanc

[Spoilers: It's Birdman]

Spoilers: No, it's not

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Don Cheadle, House of Cards"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

weekly font posted:

Boyhood was an incredible filmmaking experiment but it turned out to only be a good movie instead of a great one. However, I'm well aware that opinion is in the minority.
Hey at least you don't think its a bad movie like Mike from Red Letter Media

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol house of cards

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