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OMG Bella you fat ungrateful giant baby. I've spent so much money on you for fencing and food - you've never missed a meal in your life and you holler like a T-Rex every morning at dawn and shove the sheep away from the grain and gobble everything in sight like you're starving. Stop having panic attacks every time I walk behind a tree and reappear on the other side. It's not a magic trick you loving moron. Get pregnant and give me some milk you freeloader.
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Ungrateful bastards. Both of you.
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May 12, 2016 18:31
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As for you two....how can you possibly poo poo more than you eat? By now you should be negative- defying the laws of physics or something.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Welcome to the wonderful world of owning lion heads. There is a reason mine is known as the poo poo lord. Also because she is pretty lovely sometimes to me I mean, how is it even possible to poo poo more than you eat ALL the time?
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Jun 1, 2016 18:33
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As for you, Tink, why did I bother to rescue you if all you do is snap at me? Fucker. I've been eating ramen noodles for weeks to save the $ to get your nasty rear end teeth fixed and it's snap snap snappity snap from you every time I touch you. Well soon it will be gum gum gummity gum and soft food for you once the rotty, stench-like-hell's nightclub's -toilet teeth are pulled.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:49
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Tiny dumbass. Quit destroying the room to get the bird/dog/cat on the TV.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:04
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Bandit- I'm not longer surprised that someone dumped you in my yard and drove away. Every day I come home and it looks like I've been robbed. I don't know how you are still alive. 5 butane lighters eaten at one sitting. My box of Valentine's chocolates. Two pairs of reading glasses. All gone.
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Apr 13, 2018 17:45
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ThingOne posted:Please stop headbutting me every time I do a push up Mittens, it's distracting. Please, please film that
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Oct 24, 2018 12:58
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Dec 26, 2019 19:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUOedXLx8rQ
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omg those little fangs. [/quote]
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