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I made up the pillows and blanket all comfy to take a nap, walked away to get a sandwich before said nap. Laid down on top of the blankets. Onto a cat inside said blankets. I don't even know which one it is since they're still under there. ...Now another cat has come to attack the mystery cat under the blankets. Goddamnit cats.
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 22:40 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 13:37 |
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Suki, He's gonna learn to knock that out within a month (week?). I've had to put baby proof latches on all my cabinets, closets, and cupboards. Cats If you're interested... http://m.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/art/20282051/
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 04:27 |
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mcbagpipes posted:Stupid dog! Why can't you even dog correctly. I see nothing wrong with this.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 20:52 |
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One cat woke me up going AARRROOOOOOOOOOOO Then I went to the other room because I couldn't fall back asleep and 15 min later another cat, in a different room, gave the saddest meow so I thought she wanted petting. Nope. She went straight for the food bowl. Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Jun 24, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 08:39 |
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Stupid moron stop missing the litter box and peeing on the floor! I know you're not sick cause I just took you to the vet, you're just stupid.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 00:17 |
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Why do you all poo at the same time? Most days the litter boxes are pretty clean but then some days, like today, I walk into the room into a nuclear bomb cloud of poo smell, only to find 500000000 pieces of poo in the litter box. Are you synchronizing this? Do YOU enjoy it?
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 13:31 |
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stop missing the litter box I know you like to pee in the corner but come on. Now the knees of my pants smell like cat pee and Natures Miracle cause I scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees for 20 minutes, plus the other cats are upset about the smell.
Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Aug 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 00:12 |
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Why would you poo, not cover it, but then put a toy in the litterbox?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:00 |
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It's 4am and I swear it's been an hour of AROOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOO outside my door. Ignoring had always worked but nope tonight he decided not to stop so I had to break out the spray bottle. but he still AROOOOOOd I think he's trying to say his name cause the intonation is the same as his name but oh my god. You get fed at 6 not at 4 what the gently caress you cat E: oh of course once I break out the camera to take a pic you stop mewing. But through my hard work mewing back at him I finally got 1/2 a devil cat Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Aug 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 10:23 |
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SneakyFrog posted:so you meowed back at it at 4? what you never want to sleep again? you didnt feed the little heathen did you? I had already been in the living room for 30 min until I started mewing myself to get him to take the pic. I fed them at 5:45. Now all has been quiet and little devil is asleep in a basket
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 16:14 |
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SneakyFrog posted:Now is time to wake the cat up with meowing then. Put my mouth on his asleep neck and meowed, he was happy to see me. Cats.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 16:18 |
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Now because I actually got out of the room at 4 am he's been mewing at me for food all day, despite having been fed. Lesson to all: ignore your cats mrewing outside your bedroom door, no matter the cost
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 18:54 |
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I have them but the most complicated story: I accidentally pulled out my tragus and lost it so I had to put in a long one and if I put in my ear plugs it might shift my piercing, and my piercer is over an hour away so I don't wanna go there and get it replaced.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 19:30 |
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I have NeoMetal so it pulls out super easy, it's a push in style not a twisty. So it didn't hurt, I just lost it.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 19:34 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your pets are all shaming these posts. My moron ARROOOOer has been sitting staring at me all day just because I didn't ignore the 4am AROOOing. As I posted previously, do not respond to cats' AROOOOOing. Oh god now he's walking over and mewing. Help. Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 20, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 23:31 |
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grack posted:Put vacuum cleaner outside your door, run the cord up to a power bar on your nightstand. Cat wakes you up at 4am, turn on the vacuum for a few seconds. Problem solved. This is a great idea but I'm paranoid cause some of my cats like to chew cables... Jerkface was silent last night because I actually ignored him so I assume this will be continued. But now he's just sitting behind me STARING. You know, that cat sit-+wide-eyed-stare-into-your-soul type of stare. It is so creepy. This is worse when all 8 are sitting and do this to me from around the room. It is really scary
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 18:49 |
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My AROOOO cat has peen clawing me in the nose and eyes, very carefully, to get only the inside of my nose and my eyelid. Guy is smart. I'm trying to take a nap, AROOOO!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 20:54 |
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psychokitty posted:put tea tree oil in your armpits then it will lick your pits instead They like my ear wax more if I happen to scratch my ear I inevitably get a cat coming over to lick my fingers
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 22:23 |
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grack posted:You have 8 goddamned cats? How are you not posting in this thread every other hour? My cats are pretty much always well behaved (I am a super crazy cat lady) but I def post when they are bad little cattes. SneakyFrog posted:just need 1 more for the crazy cat lady label Already am one. When I go to doctors (always) they're like, do you live with anyone? I say: "my cats" Oh god I'm insane :that smilie I haven't bought yet of the crazy happy cat:
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 02:43 |
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constantinople posted:Are you and your cat twins. When cat+human are soulmates it's really awesome
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 03:02 |
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Dear cats: I love when you want to lay down with me but why do you always lay in such a way so your rear end is directly in my face? No, I do NOT want to smell your butt. Can't you lay down like, with your side to me?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 12:59 |
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Kitty, I know one of the other cats is your enemy but your growling and hissing started a fight between 3 cats and you just jumped onto the shelf to watch. I am glad I know how to break up fights but seriously, you are a crazy rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 03:44 |
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KomodoWagon posted:That cat is a boss and you should be praising him instead of insulting him on a dead gay forum Maybe it was her plan all along
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 04:25 |
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D34THROW posted:
I can hear the MEEEEWWR of the left one.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 05:13 |
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Will you EVER stop howling? You somehow leaned for like 4 years that howling outside the bedroom door won't get you food but somehow last summer you started doing it again and no matter what I do you wont. Stop. It is the most annoying thing I've ever heard in my life. AROOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOO. However this text does not quite explain how horrible this noise is. I should not be awake this early posting on forums. And no, you're not getting food. Fake edit: your photo won't white balance easily on my phone and I'm too lazy/angry to work on it. And sit still for photo time! You woke me up now you get to be harassed.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 12:08 |
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Why did you try to "search this Mac" 5 times? Why is it when you walk over the computer you always step on the track pad? All the other cats know to avoid it.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 14:38 |
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Kitty (I am not creative), I know you like the massive heat coming from my Apple laptop, but you are pushing it off my desk with your sleeping position. When I push it back you hiss. "Tortitude," they call it. "Kitty", I call it. Very safe for my computer: **i cover & hide all the cables when I'm away and watch the cats vigilantly when they're around the cables.* E: I love you Kitty, you're so weird. Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Apr 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 07:47 |
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2 more: -Fluffy (again, not creative), you HAVE to eat your kidney food. I know the other cats' food is tastier but your body is stupid and I can't afford to give you canned food 2-4x/day (confusing feeding/calories schedule). Don't have hunger strikes. Your kidneys went from failure to 100% fine while eating the prescription food but you got some of the other cats' food and now you're being a jerk. -all of you. I just re-sisaled your scratching posts: scratch there, not the old parts! I re-sisaled the parts you like to scratch most so why are you not scratching there. I've re-sisaled before, from the same sisal roll, so I don't know why you're being weird this time. Cats Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 02:56 |
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grack posted:Question: Where exactly do you fit on this lovely chart I swiped from Cracked.com? (Thanks Cracked!) I'm down to 6, ex husband took 2 away So I'm in the middle, but would like to be at the far right
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 17:16 |
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Kind of a negative-helldump but you jumped on my desk, potentially to get attention, but in the process you knocked over a lamp and broke it. I can't be even the slightest bit upset because seeing it was so adorable, and now you're under the bed, scared, by your own clumsiness. You made my horrifically bad day good cause it's the first time I've smiled all day. Thanks, cat
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 07:06 |
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I got my first cat as a kitten from a store (I was really dumb at the time), she farted such horrific smells it would clear a room. She was diagnosed with worms so it stopped but man those were bad.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:59 |
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Really you guys? Really?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 14:45 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:
This is a normal cat game and is good, enjoy the scars
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 16:14 |
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MrSquid posted:pokerface ate my sofa and looked really fuckin' smug about it. That's definitely a gremlin/demon, I would contact your local exorcist asap.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 07:52 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:
A good date woman (or man) would be happy about this. Date ok with being groomed/eaten? = good date
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 03:02 |
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McGiggins posted:Sparky. You are an old cat now, but you've picked up some bad habits. Most of them i forgive you for because you had a really bad day when you were entirely eaten by a carpet snake and we had to cut you out of its mouth (snake lived). That would tend to change anyone, i know it would me. what the gently caress
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 16:00 |
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I don’t know which one of you guys did it. But your poo was outside the litter box. I assume it was one of two things: it got stuck in your butt cause of grooming so it fell out later, or it flew out while you were digging relentlessly. Regardless; I walk over to the bathroom and there’s this SMELLY SMASHED BY CAT PAWS piece of poo poo on my floor. They walked on it. Why. I smelled it and was there to clean it up within minutes of it having happened (smell of cat poo is sooooo bad) Why. Do you hate me? Are you a cat that does cat things for cat reasons? You guys. I love you but you are cats.
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# ¿ May 14, 2018 03:34 |
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Flying Leatherman posted:Mola, stop sleeping on the drat stairs. I assume Mola is the... proven innocent cat in your avatar?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 03:40 |
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Guys, I fed you an hour ago. I was gonna go to sleep but couldn’t fall asleep so I stayed up a bit. You are acting like you’re starving and haven’t eaten all day. You are so... I don’t even know the word. Just go to sleep, guys.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 03:44 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 13:37 |
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FoldableHuman posted:
You have a very very old Apple keyboard.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 03:58 |