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gently caress hornets. I have to plug my windows with goddamn paper towels because they squeeze themselves in the cracks in the tracks where the bottom window moves up/down. Not a pet, but helldump: insects: stop trying to get into my house cause I know you don’t want to be in here cause you’re very unhappy in here, and also why are you making your nest in that hole, also I am scared of you. And I don’t particularly like my ghetto paper towel fix of the windows. E: cat, I can’t sleep so I decided to lay down and your stupid rear end. Literally. Why are you farting in my face. Also, you took over one of my pillows and I can’t take it back because I feel guilty taking your new bed away from you. 
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All of you. Why don’t you COVER YOUR POO. Jesus some of your shits smells so bad my neighbors probably think I’m dirty and gross but it’s not my fault your intestines are retarded and you are also retarded. I clean your dumb boxes TWICE a day so you have no excuse besides  “I am cat and am rear end in a top hat” E: “let me use my rear end in a top hat to create this nuclear bomb and leave it on top of the nice, clean litter to fill your house with the wonderful aroma that hangs around for a long time after you human has cleaned it up, even if you cleaned it up immediately. I highly suggest Febreze make this a new spray scent.”
Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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Jul 24, 2018 08:32
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Cover your drat poo, all of you. I got 6 of you here and only 1 covers her poo. Argh!
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Aug 8, 2018 13:41
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I tend to send that video to people saying “that’s pretty much me”
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Aug 9, 2018 21:42
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I haven’t eaten cereal in about 2 years and suddenly had a craving for it. This is not helping. 
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zakharov posted:Tater, you have to find a better way to signal that you're ready for play time than clawing up our ottoman. Also at 6:30 AM you need to let me drink my coffee before we do a little pre-work chase time. Yelling at me and attacking the furniture will not endear you to me. It's too early for that poo poo. Looks like he's downloading something. Check your computer for cat belly pics Werong Bustope posted:get a kitten, they said. it'll help your cat chill out, they said. he'll attack your feet less if he's got someone to play with when you're out, they said. 
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Oct 24, 2018 06:39
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Markoff Chaney posted:Oh hi thread, I missed you. FYI: once you get past 3 cats it's reeeealy easy to take in/take care of more. Basically 7 cats is the same as 3 cats, just more fur. Enjoy!
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Bust Rodd posted:Android, I have a lot of love for you. I was having some really good sex and a cat comes in and lets out a huuuuuge MRRRREEEEOOOOOWWWWW. Yeah that killed the mood. Though one time I ruined the mood by reaching over the guy and petting my tiny adorable cat (runt of the littler) and I guess both of us ruined the mood. Here's the little adorable bastard stealing Chester's spot: 
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