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PoptartsNinja posted:Not mine, but my best friend got himself a new puppy. Meet King! So are you going to rag on his floppy ear or something? Where's the Helldump? 
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:Pequod, plastic is not a tasty snack. Your jerk's face is very pretty 
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OxySnake posted:Dear Schmidt, As a tuxedo owner, of course he's the tuxedo.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Better or worse than being awakened by your cat's stankity fish-breath because he decided to wake you by licking your nose? My cat likes to chew on my eyelids so I have to keep my bedroom door closed.
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Feb 19, 2020 18:29
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Hello Sailor posted:I switched from a hard plastic carrier to one of the cloth duffel bag ones and it's so much better. My cat will actually go hang out in the cloth carrier once or twice a week, instead of treating it like the chamber of fear. It doesn't matter what I take her outside of the apartment in -- my cat will yowl like a toddler being set on fire
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May 5, 2020 03:01
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At least your cat has a spider-hunting instinct. I remember when I adopted my first cat -- I was SO EXCITED that I, an arachnophobe, would never have to deal with spiders myself again. I saw a spider, I placed my cat in front of it, he nosed the web lightly enough that the spider didn't even move, and then he walked away. Little poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2020 17:31
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Dearest apartment queen consort Sully, I know it's too hot to move right now but if you don't run around & play, I start to think that you might be dying. Don't make me think that you might be dying, you jerk.   edit: Crocobile posted:
 Is this a thing that just happens, or is it a disorder???? I have had cats for 14 non-consecutive years, my grandmother has had cats for all 33 years of my life, and I have never heard of this happening.
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I sprayed my cords with air refresher & hair spray to get my cat to stop chewing the. As a bonus, my living room smells nice. 
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Jul 30, 2020 13:45
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Iron Crowned posted:Tabasco sauce works pretty well. Sure, but I don't want my apartment to smell like tabasco sauce.
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Jul 30, 2020 17:34
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Dearest queen consort Sully, duchess of my apartment, JUST BECAUSE I WORK FROM HOME DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE & STARE AT YOU ALL DAY. SHUT THE gently caress UP. With the sincerest of appreciations, YTM 
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Sep 10, 2020 14:47
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Mister Speaker posted:Visited the folks for Thanksgiving.  The person walking into frame and then walking out without helping the cat is the best part
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Oct 15, 2020 20:30
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Hey Sully, I can't feed you if you're sitting on me.
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Nov 28, 2020 18:28
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 Sully, I don't know what the hell I did or didn't do that made you feel the need to look me directly in the eyes & poo poo on the floor, but I'm sorry.  Do you really hate the new slipcovers that much?
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Dec 15, 2020 21:26
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 Dearest Sully, Waiting until I'm sitting down with my breakfast and my work computer is not the greatest time to start whining that there is one molecule of poop within 5 miles of your litter box, especially since you pawed lazily at the box before walking away after I halted my plans to help you & risked letting my coffee get cold. Love, YTM
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Mar 3, 2021 16:07
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Sully, my dearest couch gargoyle, May I have just one day -- it doesn't have to be scheduled, it can just be random -- in which you are satisfied with the amount, cleanliness, and variety of your litter, the amount & variety of your food, AND the amount of water you have been presented with? Please? Just one. Please. 
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Dearest Sully, If you're going to try to kick all the litter out of your box every time you use it, could you at least try to kick it into one specific area and not EVERYWHERE?  Sincerely, I beg you, YTM
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