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Look who just showed up after being gone for four days. Had me worried sick. Won't even say where she's been or anything.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 16:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:35 |
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One of you chewed up my headphones last night. I don't know for sure who did it though I have my suspicions. I know I forgot to buy more wet food but c'mon there was dry food and I even bought you a water fountain show some appreciation or at least respect my stuff sheesh.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 10:09 |
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Again? The tally of silent nightly cable chewing so far: One laptop charger One FM antenna Two corded headphones Two bluetooth headphones All were mine. None belonged to my wife or children. The weren't hanging and dangling as a tempting toy. The shitbox was empty. You had dry food, wet food and fresh water. Why do you hate me?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 09:35 |
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Guess who brought a living mouse into the bedroom and released it in the middle of the night, playing with it loudly under our bed, necessitating me to catch it and take it outside, making me wide awake and unable to sleep anymore, making my workday hellish? Misha, that's who.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 15:20 |