helldump your pets [petshaming ITT]

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

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"I don't want to do this, but I must. I derive no satisfaction from this."

# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 16:23

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# ¿ Nov 19, 2025 02:20

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

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I wanted to play a game of chess, Lilac had other ideas.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 00:30

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

I opened my cupboard to grab a glass. Cocoa decided to hop in.

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# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 22:13

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

Daisy why in the world are you trying to eat my chair?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2025 20:31

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TwoPair posted:

can I helldump my parents' pets because I had to dogsit for them recently?

Goose if you want to take a walk so loving bad, you cannot just stop and lay down 15 minutes after we leave, you're too goddamn big for me to carry home like a lapdog and I don't want to be seen by the neighbors as some pet abuser who yanks a dog by the collar through the neighborhood

Wally if you don't want to actually go into the yard when I open the back door then stop scratching at the door for the love of Christ, it's mosquito season I can't just leave it open for you to stare at the scenery you little poo poo.

I'd like to see your parent's pets!

# ¿ Jul 7, 2025 03:26

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

TwoPair posted:

Goose, the big boy who cannot finish a walk:

I feel kinda bad because he's a Great Pyrenees so he's quite literally not built to handle heat (this is his brain crashing under the paradox of wanting to come be where people are and realizing that to do that he will have to leave the air conditioning):

And Wally the one who wants to "check dog Twitter" as Blue Footed Booby said:

(it is almost impossible to take a picture of this dog, he has like, a Spider-sense of when to turn away when there's a camera pointed at him)

he's 12 years old now so when he's not opening the door and then walking away, he spends his time as a rug:

Aww those are some good looking dogs! I miss how calm and peaceful Syd was when she got older.

This is our new dog named Daisy.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2025 00:07

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# ¿ Nov 19, 2025 02:20

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here for more.; Grimey Drawer

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I can't help but infer an undertone of "Daisy is not calm and peaceful"...

Nooo she is crazy. But she is 2 and had a rough start to her life

# ¿ Jul 24, 2025 23:17

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