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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Someone start the hashtag #AUTHORITYRULES!

Or just don't tweet at all because hashtags are stupid.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Cena confirmed new vocalist for Judas Priest

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john cena will be sitting at home?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Cheer for Cena disappearing

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Eddie Whitson posted:

#LetsGoAuthority

#lovethemorhatehtemyouhavetorespecttheAuthority

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the belt is already at home

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MotU posted:

Suffering succo#

Very nice. :golfclap:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Hahahaha, is Cena doing the Punk leaving storyline?

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
This show's coveted prize will be sitting at home!

Kind of like it has been this whole time since Brock got it!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
how is that any different from now john

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
ON YOUR KNESS DOUG

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

MotU posted:

Suffering succo#

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Plan Butt

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
"This show's most coveted prize will be sitting at home, completely unlike the last 3 months where it was sitting at home!"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
My dad figured the one way to kill interest in watching Raw, sitting on the nearby computer near the TV where I usually watch Raw.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Err John there's been no champ on raw for like 3 months

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

CATCHPHRASE CATCHPHRASE CATCHPHRASE CATCHPHRASE

John Cena is the most coveted prize??

THERE'S BEEN NO loving CHAMPIONSHIP FOR HALF A YEAR GODDAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
So the other wrestlers on the rosters don't matter is what I'm hearing from you , John.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Cena pulling a CM Punk!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Uh, John, the top prize has been off TV for weeks...

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Cena looks unhealthy and haggard as gently caress.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
This show's most coveted prize will be sitting at home! You know, the way it has the last four months!

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too
Im going to take that title and then I guess do MMA in a couple years - Jhon Cena

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
so cena, you are going to pull a brock lesnar? okay then.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
So John Cena is gonna uphold the status quo, nicely done John

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Got here just in time to see Doug Basham on his knees, what'd I miss so far?

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
John Cena is gonna Brock Lesnar the belt!!!

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Oh no! How will the Authority cope without the title on TV every week?

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

oatgan posted:

john cena is a fine hype man

he's arguably the best one besides like heyman

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Did Cena refer to himself as "WWE's Greatest Prize" as opposed to the title itself? Gonna quote that every time someone makes a "keep Roman strong" quip.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

No severance for contract workers!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Got here just in time to see Doug Basham on his knees, what'd I miss so far?

Dolph Ziggler was filed.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Timby posted:

Uh, John, the top prize has been off TV for weeks...

john cena hasn't missed a day, son

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

super macho dude posted:

Cena looks unhealthy and haggard as gently caress.

The last few weeks he has looked REALLY tired, it's bizarre and not a little worrying.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

ZenVulgarity posted:

No severance for contract workers!

The Reality Era

bartok
May 10, 2006



John Cena's big reveal when he drops his own pipe bomb is that The Authority is Poopy.

Gummy Joe
Aug 16, 2007


Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!
The greatest prize is John Cena's merchandising cash cow obviously.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

oatgan posted:

john cena hasn't missed a day, son

You're thinking of Darren Young.

I don't think Erick Rowan has a television.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

Steph is too good at making Cena look like a moron.

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Stephanie please clown Cena as hard as you always do, you are the smartest and best ever and no one is better.

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