[Mafia] Auspol Mafia - The part where everyone gets mad

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sweetroy: May 23, 2011; thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Wazza walks into the clubhouse with a group of large, bearded men, dressed in a dizzying array of denim, leather, and scars. He slams down a 250 page Collins ring bound notebook, heavily worn around the edges and heavily stained with a variety of indistinguishable substances. The front of it bears the messy enscription "CLUB RULES".

"RIGHT, YOU LOT" he bellows, startling a few of the men before him, "THIS IS THE LAST STEP OF YOUR INITIATION. YOU'VE ALL PROVED YOURSELVES WORTHY OF OUR CLUB, AND TONIGHT WE'LL HAVE A PARTY THAT NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET, OR EVER REMEMBER. BUT FIRST, YOU NEED TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL."

He opens the book, and flips through to the back. An interesting flip book of crudely drawn pornography in literally every corner of the book flicks past. He walks around the room, and each new member solemnly writes their name in the back of the book. When the last member signs his name, Wazza silently walks back to the desk, opens a drawer, and reverently places the notebook back into the drawer. He slides the drawer closed, and turns to face the group.

"Alright boys, LET'S HIT IT"

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A sharp, keening scream wakes up the collective mass of the clubhouse. One of the girlfriends of a member has stumbled across a man slumped over at a table, surrounded by a colossal amount of vomit. The news ripples out, the club nearly picked up someone who couldn't handle their meth! A bullet dodged, it is agreed. The club decide to do the honourable thing and find out the contents of his wallet, only to find a Liberals QLD card firmly ensconced in the part where someone might hide some money if they were hiding money, I was just checking it because there might have been something there! Shut up.

Wazza strides up through the crowd, and snatches the card.

"Traitors." He hisses.

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This is a game for the various and sundry people in auspol who want to play this game. It should be pretty chill, and I'm gonna try writing some flavour text for this. I reserve the right to run out of time to do it or get bored doing it. Just for the sake of clarity, the town are the bikies and the scum are the infiltrators from the government. This is gonna be pretty flavour heavy so just think about the mechanics as being normal and the flavour as being a fun extra.

Rules:
Days are 12 hours long. From 9am to 9pm.
Day 1 will start when we've got enough people and I say so
At the end of the day, if someone has a majority of ##votes as in the default setting, they'll get got, possibly resulting in expulsion from the club. Night time actions are sent in the night time to me via pm.
Wazza is a flavour character who's probably gonna die
No editing of your posts.
There are no millers or death millers or reverse death millers or anti-reverse death millers in this game. There is Wazza.
Role explanations: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles

Hopefully nobody gets all mad at how much poo poo I'm gonna talk about bikies. I'll be updating the OP when its necessary

sweetroy fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jan 19, 2015

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:04

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 18:49

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

List the players dork

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:09

sweetroy: May 23, 2011; thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Splode posted:

List the players dork

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:10

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Actually smiled at op, I'm in

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:12

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.

I AM IN. SO IN.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:15

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHmSBrAONw

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:23

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

I am in :3 let's hope I'm not *completely* poo poo.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:26

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

msgd u

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:28

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

fucken in alright.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:35

Fuckface the Hedgehog: Jun 12, 2007

im wazza irl

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:56

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Im in please

# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:58

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

i am and remain in

fuckin grouse

# ? Jan 15, 2015 12:08

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Plotterboy posted:

im wazza irl

i dunno, wazza seems to be going places.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 12:18

Fuckface the Hedgehog: Jun 12, 2007

Matthew Beet posted:

i dunno, wazza seems to be going places.

yeah, wazza may be you hambeet. Wazza does sound like someone with a skullett.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 12:36

Quantum Mechanic: Apr 25, 2010; Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
Waaaah the Christians are out to get me

lol abbottsgonnawin

gently caress yeah

# ? Jan 15, 2015 12:47

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

sweetroy posted:

There are no mills or death mills or reverse death mills or anti-reverse death mills in this game. There is Wazza.

I'm in

# ? Jan 15, 2015 13:52

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

Plotterboy posted:

yeah, wazza may be you hambeet. Wazza does sound like someone with a skullett.

I don't know that needing to piss thirteen times a night counts as going places.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 13:53

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

##vote Gough Suppressant

# ? Jan 15, 2015 19:40

Harold Krell: Sep 10, 2011; I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

I would like to play.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 20:24

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

I wanna play

# ? Jan 15, 2015 20:27

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Gough Suppressant posted:

I'm in

this makes me so happy

# ? Jan 15, 2015 20:45

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

this makes me so happy

same.

I also can't wait for someone to crack it and completely lose the plott, again.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 21:19

Small Keating: Dec 24, 2012; That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

inb4 Day 1 role claim.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 21:36

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

d1 small keating investigates wazza

# ? Jan 15, 2015 22:10

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010