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sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall




Wazza walks into the clubhouse with a group of large, bearded men, dressed in a dizzying array of denim, leather, and scars. He slams down a 250 page Collins ring bound notebook, heavily worn around the edges and heavily stained with a variety of indistinguishable substances. The front of it bears the messy enscription "CLUB RULES".

"RIGHT, YOU LOT" he bellows, startling a few of the men before him, "THIS IS THE LAST STEP OF YOUR INITIATION. YOU'VE ALL PROVED YOURSELVES WORTHY OF OUR CLUB, AND TONIGHT WE'LL HAVE A PARTY THAT NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET, OR EVER REMEMBER. BUT FIRST, YOU NEED TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL."

He opens the book, and flips through to the back. An interesting flip book of crudely drawn pornography in literally every corner of the book flicks past. He walks around the room, and each new member solemnly writes their name in the back of the book. When the last member signs his name, Wazza silently walks back to the desk, opens a drawer, and reverently places the notebook back into the drawer. He slides the drawer closed, and turns to face the group.

"Alright boys, LET'S HIT IT"

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A sharp, keening scream wakes up the collective mass of the clubhouse. One of the girlfriends of a member has stumbled across a man slumped over at a table, surrounded by a colossal amount of vomit. The news ripples out, the club nearly picked up someone who couldn't handle their meth! A bullet dodged, it is agreed. The club decide to do the honourable thing and find out the contents of his wallet, only to find a Liberals QLD card firmly ensconced in the part where someone might hide some money if they were hiding money, I was just checking it because there might have been something there! Shut up.

Wazza strides up through the crowd, and snatches the card.

"Traitors." He hisses.


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This is a game for the various and sundry people in auspol who want to play this game. It should be pretty chill, and I'm gonna try writing some flavour text for this. I reserve the right to run out of time to do it or get bored doing it. Just for the sake of clarity, the town are the bikies and the scum are the infiltrators from the government. This is gonna be pretty flavour heavy so just think about the mechanics as being normal and the flavour as being a fun extra.


Rules:
Days are 12 hours long. From 9am to 9pm.
Day 1 will start when we've got enough people and I say so
At the end of the day, if someone has a majority of ##votes as in the default setting, they'll get got, possibly resulting in expulsion from the club. Night time actions are sent in the night time to me via pm.
Wazza is a flavour character who's probably gonna die
No editing of your posts.
There are no millers or death millers or reverse death millers or anti-reverse death millers in this game. There is Wazza.
Role explanations: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles

Hopefully nobody gets all mad at how much poo poo I'm gonna talk about bikies. I'll be updating the OP when its necessary

  1. Anidav
  2. Asphyxious
  3. Bifauxnen
  4. black_tangled
  5. GoldStandardConure
  6. Gough Suppressant
  7. Harold Krell
  8. Matthew Beet
  9. Mithranderp
  10. Plotterboy
  11. Quantum Mechanic
  12. SKY COQ
  13. Small Keating
  14. Splode
  15. thatbastardken
  16. Those On My Left
  17. tithin

sweetroy fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jan 19, 2015

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Splode
Jun 18, 2013

~chill yourself~


List the players dork

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall


Splode posted:

List the players dork

ok

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

[Grandmaster Tactician]



Actually smiled at op, I'm in

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


I AM IN. SO IN.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHmSBrAONw

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.


I am in :3 let's hope I'm not *completely* poo poo.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



msgd u

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



fucken in alright.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007



im wazza irl

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow



Pillbug

Im in please

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


i am and remain in

fuckin grouse

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Plotterboy posted:

im wazza irl

i dunno, wazza seems to be going places.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007



Matthew Beet posted:

i dunno, wazza seems to be going places.

yeah, wazza may be you hambeet. Wazza does sound like someone with a skullett.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
Waaaah the Christians are out to get me

lol abbottsgonnawin

gently caress yeah

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008


sweetroy posted:



There are no mills or death mills or reverse death mills or anti-reverse death mills in this game. There is Wazza.


I'm in

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008


Plotterboy posted:

yeah, wazza may be you hambeet. Wazza does sound like someone with a skullett.

I don't know that needing to piss thirteen times a night counts as going places.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



##vote Gough Suppressant

Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.



I would like to play.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


I wanna play

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010




this makes me so happy

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Those On My Left posted:

this makes me so happy

same.

I also can't wait for someone to crack it and completely lose the plott, again.

Small Keating
Dec 24, 2012

That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.


inb4 Day 1 role claim.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



d1 small keating investigates wazza

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



Matthew Beet posted:

d1 small keating investigates wazza

lol

black_tangled
Aug 2, 2004




suspicious early lolling. Flagged for investigation.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008


Matthew Beet posted:

same.

I also can't wait for someone to crack it and completely lose the plott, again.

Plott is listed first on the player list so shouldn't be too hard to find again.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007



I'm gonna get so fuckin mad when this starts up.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



who was calling you plopperboy that was pretty funny.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Okay, I'm in. I don't actually know how to drive a motorbike but I wanna take down the MAN!

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008


Matthew Beet posted:

who was calling you plopperboy that was pretty funny.

I thought it was plopperbot

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007



It was soag, after a particularly long session of huffin he own farts

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


I'm a bikies

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall


alright thats enough to start, i'll leave poo poo open for a few more hours and then send out roles and write poo poo up to start tomorrow

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



sweetroy posted:

alright thats enough to start, i'll leave poo poo open for a few more hours and then send out roles and write poo poo up to start tomorrow

you missed bif in the op

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


I like that Hambeet still has a question mark.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Asphyxious posted:

I like that Hambeet still has a question mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W16kWfWQzs

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall


Those On My Left posted:

you missed bif in the op

my b

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010




np m8 i am here 4 u

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Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



sweetroy posted:

At the end of the day, the person with the most number of ##Votes will be dealt with in a pleasant and polite manner, possibly resulting in expulsion from the club.

How will this be dealt with if there's a tie?

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