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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Maxwell Lord posted:

Eva Marie has a medical condition called being really bad

"Career versus your health!"

Uh...career?

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Nooooooooooooooooooo Nikki!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Paige owns.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I'm glad Paige learned how to be a good friend

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
A non-rollup finish?! What the hell!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Divas are distracted by simply showing them the belt, apparently.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

what the gently caress big show

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

A non-rollup finish?! What the hell!

I know. I'm scared too.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Paige is increasingly creepy and I like it

Big Show apparently forgot all those other times he's been eliminated from the Rumble

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Roman Reigns posted:

what the gently caress big show

He's going to die soon, let him wear comfy clothes while he's doing it.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Big Show truly dominates a match he has never won

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Kane is in the Royal Rumble match

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Does Sin Cara have a chance to win this? Usually when we have these big shows we usually have a title change but Sin Cara really?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

GenericMartini posted:

Does Sin Cara have a chance to win this? Usually when we have these big shows we usually have a title change but Sin Cara really?

He beat Barrett last week.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

GenericMartini posted:

Does Sin Cara have a chance to win this? Usually when we have these big shows we usually have a title change but Sin Cara really?

He's still half of the NXT tag titles (I think) so probably not?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ages posted:

Big Show truly dominates a match he has never won

Most of his Rumble appearances have been in the late 20s as well and he still couldn't win it!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
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Jerusalem posted:

Most of his Rumble appearances have been in the late 20s as well and he still couldn't win it!

Or set in the 20s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqcA3wiKG0

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Daniel Bryan posted:

He beat Barrett last week.

Winning a non-title match is the best way to tank your chances in a championship match.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I really don't want to watch the 12 Monkeys thing. Sorry, Cole.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Daniel Bryan posted:

I really don't want to watch the 12 Monkeys thing. Sorry, Cole.

Not enough monkeys or too many monkeys?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jerusalem posted:

Most of his Rumble appearances have been in the late 20s as well and he still couldn't win it!

To be fair, he won World War 3 and that counts as two Royal Rumbles.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan posted:

I really don't want to watch the 12 Monkeys thing. Sorry, Cole.

It's such a loving tease, you see,"12 Monkeys on SyFy this week!" and think "Oh cool an amazing movioh it's that TV series they made."

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

KING KILL YOURSELF

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The notion of King saying that a wrestler shouldn't want to be a jerk is absolutely hilarious to me.

It's like Ric Flair saying,"I can't believe somebody would bend or break the rules!"

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Roman Reigns posted:

KING KILL YOURSELF

Oh, taking offense at King's anti-jerk stance, eh? Sounds like something a jerk would say!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm uncomfortable with WWE announcers discussing continuity between two wrestlers.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
HOLY poo poo!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Man this crowd doesn't care one bit about Cara

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Haha wow Sin Cara is strong, also a loser.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Jerusalem posted:

It's such a loving tease, you see,"12 Monkeys on SyFy this week!" and think "Oh cool an amazing movioh it's that TV series they made."

I've heard good things, but I'm still not going to watch.

Also, Sin Cara should drop the dead life powerbomb on the main roster since Reigns appears to be using it.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Welp Sin Cara's dead

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Sin Cara going all power move for an minute there

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Sin Carabomb rules and bull hammers sometimes rule.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
That was a heck of a short TV match.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Oh hey Dean

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Promos about winning the Rumble? Be still my beating heart :swoon:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Dean Ambrose telling me about how he is gonna win a match is just hilarious.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The pace of this show is so much better than the bloated corpse of Raw.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Ambrose is such a great promo :allears:

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



BOO
for Seth Rollins

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