SA Quotes Thread: a rap song about Granos called "Call Tha Police"

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Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Improbable Lobster posted:

I'd rather blame you since it's a children's cartoon

you're a childrens cartoon

# ? Oct 29, 2015 10:01

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:51

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

Fo3 posted:

I know right? When I put the TV on for my 3 yr old I leave the house and go to the bar or something.

Nobody posting in that thread is watching with their kids. They're all single manchildren, watching animes and cartoons alone in their parents' basements and writing forums posts about how the cartoon characters are raping each other.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 10:12

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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One conversation at a time.

anime is good

# ? Oct 29, 2015 11:13

Evfedu: Feb 28, 2007

Anime is insanely bad, gay and haraam for the vast majority.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 11:15

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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One conversation at a time.

Steven Universe, is also good

# ? Oct 29, 2015 11:15

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

The Saddest Rhino posted:

anime is good

did you just say 'anime is good'??

# ? Oct 29, 2015 11:17

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Like most posters, I like anime to a distressing degree and

# ? Oct 29, 2015 14:25

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Steven Universe is the fattest cartoon.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:15

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

but what's the phattest cartoon

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:19

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Alaois posted:

but what's the phattest cartoon

Phat Albert.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:19

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Steven Universe is the fattest cartoon.

I never noticed that, but yeah, everyone is overweight with the exception of pearl who looks like one of those hyper-metabolic nerds that eats nothing but snack cakes and weighs 100 lbs soaking wet anyway

Explains a lot, honestly

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:24

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Full Battle Rattle posted:

I never noticed that, but yeah, everyone is overweight with the exception of pearl who looks like one of those hyper-metabolic nerds that eats nothing but snack cakes and weighs 100 lbs soaking wet anyway

Explains a lot, honestly

Garnet is pretty 'fit' and she weighs as much as two people!

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:28

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

This thread is the best honeypot thread.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:31

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

The MSJ posted:

Garnet is pretty 'fit' and she weighs as much as two people!

Oh yeah, forgot about her

theory disproved

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:34

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

"Akira was a pretty good movie."

"HOLY poo poo ANIME loving SUCKS YOU WEEABOO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY IT'S FOR FUCKIN LOSERS IF YOU ARE AN ADULT AND WATCH JAPANESE KIDS SHOWS YOU ARE AWFUL, oh hey a post about Steven Universe let me put my encyclopedic knowledge of this cartoon on display for all to see"

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:37

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

The MSJ posted:

Garnet is pretty 'fit' and she weighs as much as two people!

Health At Every Size

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:38

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Captain Monkey posted:

This thread is the best honeypot thread.

I just got this

:vince:

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:47

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"Akira was a pretty good movie."

"HOLY poo poo ANIME loving SUCKS YOU WEEABOO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY IT'S FOR FUCKIN LOSERS IF YOU ARE AN ADULT AND WATCH JAPANESE KIDS SHOWS YOU ARE AWFUL, oh hey a post about Steven Universe let me put my encyclopedic knowledge of this cartoon on display for all to see"

Anime is bad. Akira is not anime by definition.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 15:55

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Rick & Morty is only okay

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:10

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

I masturbate to children's cartoons, but only ironically.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:11

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

gentle pete posted:

I masturbate to children's cartoons, but only ironically.

i masturbate to your av, not sure if ironically

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:14

Raserys: Aug 22, 2011; IT'S YA BOY

Paladinus posted:

Anime is bad. Akira is not anime by definition.

yare yare daze...

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:24

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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gentle pete posted:

I masturbate to children's cartoons, but only ironically.

viewership does not imply masturbation, i read your post but i did not masturbate to it

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Acne Rain posted:

viewership does not imply masturbation, i read your post but i did not masturbate to it

that makes one of us

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:29

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Acne Rain posted:

viewership does not imply masturbation, i read your post but i did not masturbate to it

You're missing out.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:30

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

I masturbate to big titty honkers until cum splatters out of my pee hole onto my shirt and hands.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:30

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

nice

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:37

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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Looking for a quote I saw earlier this year, about how milk is bagged in Canada and how to pour it. I remember it ending with something like "No, you can't reuse the bag. gently caress you."

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:41

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Full Battle Rattle posted:

I never noticed that, but yeah, everyone is overweight with the exception of pearl who looks like one of those hyper-metabolic nerds that eats nothing but snack cakes and weighs 100 lbs soaking wet anyway

Explains a lot, honestly

Please don't talk about soaking wet cartoon characters.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:51

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

SA Quotes Thread: I masturbate to big titty honkers until cum splatters out of my pee hole onto my shirt and hands.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:52

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Volume posted:

SA Quotes Thread: I masturbate to big titty honkers until cum splatters out of my pee hole onto my shirt and hands.

I wonder what that's about.
*opens thread*
*sees tons of anime chat*

# ? Oct 29, 2015 16:56

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Looking for a quote I saw earlier this year, about how milk is bagged in Canada and how to pour it. I remember it ending with something like "No, you can't reuse the bag. gently caress you."

That one sounds familiar

RandomFerret posted:

Milk Bags

The bags, for the confused, are a plastic bag that holds 4 litres of milk, separated into smaller clear bags. No, not four 1-litre bags, silly, 3 1.3-litre bags. If you want 1 litre, go buy a carton or a jug. But you should know that we only keep those around for Americans coming up north to shop, just so we can post the security camera footage to yankeefails.ca, the most popular website in Canada. There's a video going viral right now of Americans trying to drive in August without snow tires, and it's a laugh riot. I'd post a link to it, but it would come up 404 for anybody outside the country. Don't try to use a proxy either, we're one step ahead of you. We are always one step ahead of you, as evidenced by our superior milk conveyance technology.

Once you have bought the bag and removed a smaller bag, you put it in a pitcher. No, you don't pour the milk into the pitcher, moron, you put the entire bag into a pitcher specially designed to keep 1.333 litre bags upright. Don't have one? Go buy one. You going to complain that you have to buy glasses to drink out of, too? What's next, buying car seat covers and then complaining that you can't use them without a car? You sicken me.

This system is obviously superior to any other milk pitcher used in the rest of the world. You want to be the one washing a pitcher every couple of days? Of course not. With every new bag you take a pair of scissors and snip the corner of the bag to make a pouring spout. This way you get a pristine, untouched spout every 1.333333333 litres, and it's to your exact specifications. Do you want it so narrow that the pressure shoots the milk out in an arc over your cereal bowl and across the table, or do you want it so wide that half the milk pours out at once, causing the bag to collapse and flop out of the pitcher and onto the floor, bursting and spilling the rest? The choice is yours, and the choice is those two.

No, there is no way to reseal the bag. gently caress you.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 17:00

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

RandomFerret posted:

That one sounds familiar

Canadians may be one step ahead of Americans, but they are way behind Slavs as far as milk bag holding techniques go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_Q-zvXCQ4

# ? Oct 29, 2015 17:06

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Please don't talk about soaking wet cartoon characters.

I'm okay with this

sorry everyone

# ? Oct 29, 2015 17:39

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

gabensraum posted:

spent the last three days at an open source developers conference run by linux australia and everyone told each other to go gently caress themselves far fewer times than i expected based ott

Cocoa Crispies posted:

a society armed with comically large knives and pockets full of venomous critters is a polite society

# ? Oct 29, 2015 18:12

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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RandomFerret posted:

That one sounds familiar

Thank you! :canada:

# ? Oct 29, 2015 18:22

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Grown adults should not watch children's television.

Jedit posted:

If they didn't watch kids cartoons, they'd have nothing to talk to their dates about.

I laughed thank you

# ? Oct 29, 2015 21:37

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Captain Monkey posted:

This thread is the best honeypot thread.

I liked it a lot more when it was people posting quotes and not a bunch of people who couldn't hack it in the other subforums playing helldump from their safe space.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:21

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Be the change you want to see in the world you insufferable twat.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:51

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Found this over in the helldump thread:

Ryoshi posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world you insufferable twat.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 02:32

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