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In the red corner is Tollymain, playing Alexian XXXVII, the hero-king of Jeffreys. In the blue corner we have Poison Mushroom, playing the dragon hunter, Joal Kalmor. Can Joal's versatile selection of attacks overcome the swolest fighter in Devastation? There's only one way to find out!   Players, choose your starting discards and Finisher. Joal must also choose his Stockpile.
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Jan 17, 2015 04:43
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what if i just roleplayed as macho man randy savage for the rest of the match YEAHH
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Jan 17, 2015 04:51
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Poison Mushroom posted:I'm gonna be so pissed if you get, like, Tanis or Alexian again.
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Jan 17, 2015 05:17
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Beat 1 Alexian XXXVII 20 Life Discard 1: Regal Grasp Discard 2: Stalwart Dash Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 20 Life Discard 1: Relentless Binding Knife Discard 2: Dual Wield Hand Cannon Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Ironstar, Shot, Knuckle. Chivalry: 1          Alexian has 0 priority. Joal has 1 priority. Joal is the active player!  Joal retreats 1 space. Alexian retreats one space. At range 4, Joal hits. He does no damage because Alexian has Soak 3. Alexian cannot use Before Activating effects this beat. At range 4, Alexian misses.  Joal retrieves Ironstar from his stockpile. Apologies for the blurriness, Joal's sprites on the Google Drive are 2/3 the resolution of Alexian's for some reason. If anyone wants to give me some pointers on how to run this thing, I'm all ears. Okay, I figured out how I caused the resolution thing. It should be okay for now. Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Jan 17, 2015 05:39
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Oh! They changed the rules for the new thing they're releasing. Fighters start 1 closer to each other now.
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Jan 17, 2015 05:47
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Poison Mushroom posted:Oh! They changed the rules for the new thing they're releasing. Fighters start 1 closer to each other now. Fate hasn't even been released, but sure, I'll change it.
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Jan 17, 2015 05:53
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it's okay, i'm really nearsighted irl so this only increases my verisimilitude
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Jan 17, 2015 05:55
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Tollymain posted:it's okay, i'm really nearsighted irl so this only increases my verisimilitude I'll have to crop the front off of Joal's sprites as well, since all of his have an empty space in front. I guess no one has played him in a while.
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Jan 17, 2015 05:58
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(It's worth noting that being closer to Alexian is a very bad thing for me.  )
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Jan 17, 2015 06:05
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Always bet on the king 
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Jan 17, 2015 06:26
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Both combatants start cautiously, doing their best to return to the old starting positions. How far do you want to move, Poison Mushroom?
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Jan 17, 2015 06:34
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moving back 1. i'm no-selling this poo poo
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Jan 17, 2015 06:51
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I'll also move back 1, so he whiffs no matter what. I can stop him from advancing and get my new base, at least? 
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Jan 17, 2015 06:58
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And I'll take back Ironstar, by the way.
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Jan 17, 2015 07:00
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Beat 2 Alexian XXXVII 20 Life Discard 1: Steeled Burst Discard 2: Regal Grasp Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 20 Life Discard 1: Slayer's Burst Discard 2: Relentless Binding Knife Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Shot, Knuckle. Chivalry: 1     Alexian has -1 priority. Joal has 5 priority. Joal is the active player. Joal advances 2 spaces. Before activating, he advances 1 space.  At range 1, Cutthroat Drive hits. Alexian takes one damage. Alexian is immune to stun! Alexian cannot advance. At range 1, Stalwart Divider hits. Joal takes 5 damage. Joal is stunned! Joal receives a Chivalry token. Joal receives a second Chivalry token. Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Jan 17, 2015 07:11
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Where will Joal go? He's going to get his rear end kicked no matter where, but it still matters for next beat.
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Jan 17, 2015 08:10
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Hey, just noticed that Joal never got the free starting chivalry token from Alexian's UA.
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Jan 17, 2015 09:01
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Gutter Owl posted:Hey, just noticed that Joal never got the free starting chivalry token from Alexian's UA. Oops, you're right. I don't think it would have made much difference so far, thankfully.
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Jan 17, 2015 09:21
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God dammit. The one base that I was afraid of. Nice play, Tolly. I'll advance a total of 3 to keep Stalwart from hitting me any harder.
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Jan 17, 2015 19:49
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Beat 3 Alexian XXXVII 19 Life Discard 1: Stalwart Divider Discard 2: Steeled Burst Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 15 Life Discard 1: Cutthroat Drive Discard 2: Slayer's Burst Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Shot, Knuckle. Chivalry: 3       Joal antes one Chivalry token. Alexian has 4 priority. Joal has -2 priority. Alexian is the active player. Alexian cannot advance. At range 1, Gestalt Grasp hits. Joal takes 4 damage. Alexian pushes him 1 space (I presume Tollymain isn't stupid). Joal is immune to stun! Joal receives a Chivalry token. At range 1, Relentless Ironstar misses. Poor Joal. Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 17, 2015 23:46
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Beat 4 Alexian XXXVII 19 Life Discard 1: Gestalt Grasp Discard 2: Stalwart Divider Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 11 Life Discard 1: Relentless Ironstar Discard 2: Cutthroat Drive Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Shot, Knuckle. Chivalry: 3    Joal does not ante any Chivalry. Alexian has 3 priority. Joal has 9 priority. Joal is the active player! Joal ignores the range modifier on his style, not that it matters.  Dash is not an attack. Joal retreats 3 spaces.  At range 5, Mighty Shot misses. Joal retrieves Knuckle from his stockpile. Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 06:57
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Dang. Tolly's really got your number this game, Mushroom.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:11
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See, I was expressing Regal there. Guess not!
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Jan 18, 2015 07:52
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but i was EXPECTING YOU TO EXPECT ME TO EXPECT YOU TO EXPECT ME TO EXPECT YOU TO EXPECT I WAS GOING TO USE REGAL (no i didn't go that deep jesus)
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Jan 18, 2015 07:54
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Poison Mushroom posted:See, I was expressing Regal there. Regal Grasp would have done the same thing to you. Your move was a sensible response to something like Regal Strike, I guess.
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Jan 18, 2015 08:19
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Where will Joal dash to?
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Jan 19, 2015 06:21
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Retreat 3.
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Jan 19, 2015 06:34
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And I'll take back Knuckle.
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Jan 19, 2015 06:35
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Beat 5 Alexian XXXVII 19 Life Discard 1: Mighty Shot Discard 2: Gestalt Grasp Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 11 Life Discard 1: Slayer's Dash Discard 2: Relentless Ironstar Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Shot. Chivalry: 3   Joal does not ante any Chivalry. Alexian has 1 priority. Joal has 3 priority. Joal is the active player! At range 5, Dual Wield Hand Cannon hits. Alexian takes 2 damage. His stun guard holds! Joal pulls him two spaces. Joal wields Drive! Joal advances 2 spaces. At range 1, Dual Wield Drive hits. Alexian takes 2 damage. His stun guard holds! Alexian advances 2 spaces via Drive. Alexian advances one space via Stalwart, gaining one power.   At range 1, Stalwart Drive hits. Joal takes 5 damage. Joal is stunned! Joal would receive a Chivalry token if he didn't already have three! Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jan 21, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 07:42
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I've been waiting on Poison Mushroom to reply all day. If he doesn't select an attack pair tomorrow I'll need a substitute.
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Jan 20, 2015 09:19
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Dire Wombat posted:I've been waiting on Poison Mushroom to reply all day. If he doesn't select an attack pair tomorrow I'll need a substitute. i'll poke her on skype
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Jan 20, 2015 13:34
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I'm here, sorry. Gimme just a sec, I'll get one in.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:09
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Where will Poison move Alexian? This move strikes me as a poor choice because none of PM's remaining bases can hit at 3 range. The winning move here would have been Warded Hand Cannon, anteing all Chivalry to deal 7 damage and stun Alexian whether he picked Stalwart or Steeled. If he used a Strike he would miss due to Hand Cannon's effect. Stalwart Shot would have traded 7 for 7, though.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:30
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Joal still has drive. Pull Alexian 2, drive in. 4 for 5 isn't an awful trade.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:43
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Gutter Owl posted:Joal still has drive. Pull Alexian 2, drive in. 4 for 5 isn't an awful trade. You're right, she can trade almost evenly this way. She should still have anted all her chivalry, since it would end up doing six extra damage here.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:53
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"you're not posting fast enough" "you're not thinking about your move long enough" dude i think you're caring harder about this game than either me or PM
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Jan 20, 2015 23:22
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You're right I should have ante'd, though. Pull Alexian 2, then switch to Drive, and advance 2.
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Jan 20, 2015 23:51
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advance 2, advance 1
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Jan 20, 2015 23:53
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Tollymain posted:"you're not posting fast enough" I haven't refereed before and I got worked up, yeah. I shouldn't comment on the game in this position. Beat 6 Alexian XXXVII 15 Life Discard 1: Stalwart Drive Discard 2: Mighty Shot Special: Empire Divider Joal Kalmor 6 Life Discard 1: Dual Wield Hand Cannon, Drive Discard 2: Slayer's Dash Finisher: Annihilator Stockpile: Grasp, Shot. Chivalry: 3   Joal does not ante any Chivalry. Alexian has 1 priority. Joal has 3 priority. Joal is the active player! Joal triple wields three bases! What will they be? Dire Wombat fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 21, 2015 |
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Jan 21, 2015 01:24
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Which bases will Joal wield?
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Jan 21, 2015 05:55
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