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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Duzzy Funlop posted:



I am so happy.

Drink faster, start scribbling

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lol two 10-8's

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
if jon jones doesn't show up for his EXCLUSIVE interview drugged out his head like that Iceman morning show appearance then the world isn't right.

Jon jones knows conor mcgregor. Thats why he wins all the time.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

My only takeaway from this fight is that Howell is as tough as he is not good.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
howell is tough. can't fight for poo poo but is tough.

his lack of connection to conor mcgregor was his undoing.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
that promo forgot that Conor still hasn't fought a single person who can wrestle worth a drat

and probably won't until after he makes the UFC a bundle losing badly to Aldo

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
We cut to connor McGregor's changeroom where he is giggling like a teenage girl and weirdly humping the ground

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
After tonight, a German tae kwon do practitioner will be the best wrestler Conor McGregor has ever fought beaten

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Marching Powder posted:

jesus you shed your bavarian roots real quick. loving pbr?

I've been in this country for like three seconds, lemme live the redneck life while I'm looking for some good beer, will ya?

Yuriy posted:

Drink faster, start scribbling

Don't want to endanger my immigration status with an early count of indecent exposure.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Neurosis posted:

We cut to connor McGregor's changeroom where he is giggling like a teenage girl and weirdly humping the ground

laughing and relaxing through the eyes of a hater

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Ronda's claim that she's smarter than Cain in that Metro ad is dubious at best

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Main card starts in 1h 20m, right? Just to make sure I'm not confusing mountain time with something else.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

fatherdog posted:

If you're not in a stable position, you can't throw strikes with power.

this explains the entirety of Jake Shields career

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

lol

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


8-1 vs 9-7-1 eh

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



There's an auspicious start.

Dead Man's Ham
Dec 2, 2002
Is there a recorded record for fastest dick kick?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I like Lipengs style

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Just gonna rest my hand on your dick here

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
lol

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

good fight so far

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I wonder what Conor McGregor is doing right now

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
There we go Lipeng!

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Whang Lepain

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lipeng is a loving huge lightweight. it's almost making up for his terrible in the clinch.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Is Lipeng wearing UFC brand shorts with a huge red USA on them?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Count Roland posted:

Is Lipeng wearing UFC brand shorts with a huge red USA on them?

quality goods

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Probably made in his home country anyway.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

maffew buildings posted:

Ronda's claim that she's smarter than Cain in that Metro ad is dubious at best

Cain has spent four of the last five years injured and still allows Josh Thomson to direct some of his workouts

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

watching flyweights is the same as watching boxing heavyweights. you might be enjoying it, but in the back of your mind your're rating them on a scale as how bad they'd get annihilated by the champion

This is like MMA heavyweights too, though I guess it's usually a different kind of enjoyment.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Jose :allears:

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This Chinese fella really hates his opponent's genitals

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Good.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

fatherdog posted:

Cain has spent four of the last five years injured and still allows Josh Thomson to direct some of his workouts

Counterpoint - not Ronda

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
This TUF: China guy really hates dicks

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Leave that young man's penis alone!

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

hehe this guy hates balls and its hilarious.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Lipeng just softening him up before going for the kill

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
@ufc 37s seconds ago
This fight is nuts. #UFCBoston

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
this is one hell of a ballsy fight.

you know who else is a ballsy fighter? Conor McGregor.

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