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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Brock! No! This is why we can't go back to Red Lobster!

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Here comes Steph and The DQ Brigade.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
For half a beat I thought that was ~*brie mo0ode*~ and I was super excited.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
what is this promo

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

GIS for Brock Lesnar baby



Oh dear god. :gonk:

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Is that ... Meant to be a what chant?

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Stephanie McMahon just said she is a businessman...

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Paul and I will go in the back and talk business.

*10 minutes later*

Paul now owns the WWE.

Talent will never see a check again.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Brock's gonna kill Steph :(

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

I was NOT expecting a face turn, at least not this week.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

GIS for Brock Lesnar baby



Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I hope Brock just destroys everyone in the ring.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Lesnar don't care about the Authority's bullshit, he just want to smash some fools. Brock Lesnar is the best.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


kdrudy posted:

WHO'S THE BLACKEST MAN WE HAVE ON STAFF?!?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Just F5 everybody

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Damnit Big Show, would it kill you to find a suit? There's gotta be a Big & Tall in this town somewhere.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Brock will threaten to fight everyone who comes to calm him down, until they start sending out janitors in the back because no one on staff is left.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Brock is looking at these men thinking. "Beat. Beat. Heyman friend. Beat."

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Ages posted:

Brock! No! This is why we can't go back to Red Lobster!

I threw Triple H into a table filled with appetizers and didn't get banned though?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BRAWK

BRAWK

BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Steph had to run out to save Triple H.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Gatts posted:

They should send everyone to the ring and Brock should squash them all.

Three solid hours of Brock whooping rear end.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I bet Brock could lift everybody in this ring on his shoulders right now at the same time

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
brock needs to f5 stephanie or this whole thing is utterly toothless

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrTpug posted:

I will never stop loving Heyman having a conniption when Brock starts to get out of control

I love how nobody seems to realize that Paul is the only person keeping Brock under control, and that he fights with every fiber of his being every second of the day to try and keep him from unleashing destruction.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Brock's out there and it should be awesome but I just can't care about Authority promos anymore

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock

That guy's a Brockist.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Brock Brock Brock Ash Brock

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

please turn brock face so that seth rollins gets more heel heat for beating him

WrasslorMonkey posted:

GIS for Brock Lesnar baby



i think i'm watching this guy wrestle on the rawlternative stream right now

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


brock brock brock brock brock

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
The We Hate Cena guy is back! Front row, baby!

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Rollins sounds like a young Marc Maron

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Brock in weird face push?

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Brock is looking at these men thinking. "Kill. Maim. Heyman friend. Destroy."

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

BRAWK

BRAWK

BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK

Seth McCawllins

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

GIS for Brock Lesnar baby



TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

BRAWK

BRAWK

BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK

JAAAHN JAAAAAAAAAHN GET OUT HERE JAAHHN. JAHN!

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
so is this a brock face turn or

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