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Blackface in crowd
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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



Davfff posted:

bollocks, dude's been to india and south africa plenty of times, did he never look out a damned window?

They're all tinted so he doesn't have to sully his eyes by having to look at the unfortunates.

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

every indian person actually lives like sachin tendulkar and ms dhoni do

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Any of you Welsh sheepfuckers got a custom text?


Meanwhile, Haris Sohail of Pakistan is refusing to train because ghosts.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/30999008

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009






Vagabundo posted:

Meanwhile, Haris Sohail of Pakistan is refusing to train because ghosts.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/30999008

Has anyone heard about that Pakistani guy who is scared of ghosts?

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

FYFE


Soiled Meat

Airstream Driver posted:

Has anyone heard about that Pakistani guy who is scared of ghosts?

I never knew Shane Watson was from Pakistan. Though I wish he was, so they could take him.

subroc
Jun 5, 2004



The shocking truth about Shane Watson!! Shane is 100% Pakastani cricketer, 0% Australian.

Brett824
Mar 30, 2009

I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream

Tendulkar and Watson are in my all time Pakistan XI

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Any of you Welsh sheepfuckers got a custom text?


webmeister posted:

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

Holy poo poo.

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008


Airstream Driver posted:

Has anyone heard about that Pakistani guy who is scared of ghosts?

hey don't drag me into this, i was the first to know, other than haris sohail, anyone he told, the guy who wrote the article and anyone who read it before me but didn't post about it

EMC
Aug 17, 2004



webmeister posted:

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008


Pakistani cricket team cannot rule out possibility that ghost tampered with ball

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends


Grimey Drawer

webmeister posted:

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein


lumb is a trashman and his t20 reputation is entirely undeserved

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

webmeister posted:

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

masterpine
Dec 3, 2014


Looooovely Behrendorff, top notch.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005


College Slice

Drugs posted:

lumb is a trashman and his t20 reputation is entirely undeserved


Glumb.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.



What the gently caress surely he misunderstood the question. That's incredible.

Two of the first three "Top Ten" moments weren't even cricket.

Kill whoever decided to and does the cooee noise.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



Lol at Heather the meth head in the Bunnings ad.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001


Airstream Driver posted:

Lol at Heather the meth head in the Bunnings ad.

The Meth makes you want to paint your whole house Heather?

subroc
Jun 5, 2004



The only use Heather has for paint is huffing it.

Scylo
Aug 5, 2009



This big bash smash is terrible, the first two didn't hit it far enough to register

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

This Big Bash Smash is the most amateur thing ever.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.


It was hopelessly apparent that they'd never actually faced the ball machine before, they should have been allowed at least a couple of sighters.

subroc
Jun 5, 2004



This is all horrible. Bring Heather back on

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

Haha gently caress that was dour stuff in the home run derby. Surely they can afford more than 2 balls per batsman.
Plus the crowd completely dead making it seems worse.

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014



just put the machine back a bit and slow it down. give them pies to hit ffs

i reckon they'll chase this with 1.4 overs to spare.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004



I havent seen England play since I watched the last Ashes, and I have no idea how they are placed entering the CWC.

How bad is it?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

Dunno I think the scorchers are a better bowling unit and weaker batting.

I think they are a better team defending a score.

Plus lousy Smarsh batting.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



dusty posted:

I havent seen England play since I watched the last Ashes, and I have no idea how they are placed entering the CWC.

How bad is it?

Best result would be making the semis imo although getting knocked out in group stage by Scotland is more likely.

(Officially they are ranked 1 [that was at the time of the draw back at the end of 2012])

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.


Please let Lee be the reason they lose.

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014



markgreyam posted:

Please let Lee be the reason they lose.

The way that over started I thought my prediction was going to come true

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

This is brilliant captaincy tbh

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



Choke.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

#GOAT


An awesome choke

Scylo
Aug 5, 2009



Scorchers will win after brett lee bowls 8 wides in a row

Jon Von Anchovi
Sep 5, 2014



markgreyam posted:

Please let Lee be the reason they lose.

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



This is glorious.

Scylo
Aug 5, 2009



Hat-trick coming up

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



Scylo posted:

Hat-trick coming up

I'm calling shenanigans

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