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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
I don't know if anyone else reads Cricbuzz but the kind of mood I am getting from them recently is "why won't ODI's just die already?"

A headline for Stokes retirement: "Stokes retirement a game changer for pointless ODI series"

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
South Africa are cooked, in all senses. Why the hell they thought bowling first was a good idea is beyond me.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

goatface posted:

South Africa are cooked, in all senses. Why the hell they thought bowling first was a good idea is beyond me.

Seriously, why are they playing in this weather? (I know the answer is money, but still)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A large win, but it's hard to celebrate what was a captaincy/coach-led suicide.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
ECB allow counties to shift Championship start times to avoid worst of heatwave

Ties still required for MCC members despite anticipated 40-degree heat


cricket.txt

They're allowed to take off their jacket though.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


notaspy posted:

Going massively OT here but Shane, could you give me the rub down of what is happening in Eve?

One minute you are starting a minor war, next Mittens is leaving in a cloud of shame.

Or tell me what page in the threat to start from.

To everyone else - Stokes is retiring from ODIs, looks like they are dead

I was a J4G for Eve but I never got round to trying to apply for goonfleet before I quit the game.

I was part of Provi blob.

(Derail ended).

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Dysgenesis posted:

I was a J4G for Eve but I never got round to trying to apply for goonfleet before I quit the game.

I was part of Provi blob.

(Derail ended).

Hi 5 j4g buddy.

I did apply.

Twice.

Both times got told to gently caress off for being j4g.

I loving rock.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


That sad thing is we both ended up being goons anyway.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Dysgenesis posted:

That sad thing is we both ended up being goons anyway.

This is going to sound lame but I've never felt like a real goon until now

Thanks man (I use that term androgynousley)

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I played eve for a bit, applied to goonswarm or the some offshoot thereof, got accepted, installed all the various third party apps required and then got stressed about it all and never played again lol

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Well, to end this derail once for all: there is a new EVE thread in the MMO HMO, and there is a new SA affliated group in the process of being formed. Goonwaffe, Goonswarm Federation and The Imperium have made it clear they don't want anything to do with this dead comedy forum

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Warwickshire chose to bowl. Madmen.

E - they got a wicket straight away, but that happens when you play Kent.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Warks now have 5 wickets, because they are much smarter about cricket than me.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Really enjoyed Big Ras and Markahm hitting balls but they should've gone harder in the last 10. Give Beefy Miller more balls if you ask me.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Derbyshire/Notts scorecard looks like a form of bowler hell.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Fielding concussion? A second in about a month, we are spoiled.

glasnost toyboy
May 29, 2009

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Well, to end this derail once for all: there is a new EVE thread in the MMO HMO, and there is a new SA affliated group in the process of being formed. Goonwaffe, Goonswarm Federation and The Imperium have made it clear they don't want anything to do with this dead comedy forum

Sorry to continue the derail. I came back to Goonwaffe for a couple months during lockdown and thought the dear leader poo poo with Mittani was a bit weird. So thanks for sharing that poo poo.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

glasnost toyboy posted:

Sorry to continue the derail. I came back to Goonwaffe for a couple months during lockdown and thought the dear leader poo poo with Mittani was a bit weird. So thanks for sharing that poo poo.

Not as weird* as the cultish nature of delta, I hope they worked that out. It had the smell of space violence.

I enjoyed the hellwar, but wasn't very active due to work and got purged at the end of it.

*the deadtear and xenuria thing is what took him out? LoL. Those rants really were something.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Sorry to bring this cricket thread back to cricket (inconsiderate I know) but with a ODI league to get points for the next world cup and with all the poo poo SA got for cancelling their league games against Australia, why aren't the current ODI against England counted in the league? Shouldn't every single ODI be a league game?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
So it’s similar to the World Test Championship: at the start of the cycle each team was allocated a certain number of countries they had to play a three-ODI series against for the league (couldn’t be all 12 because of a combination of time and avoiding India-Pakistan games) and South Africa-Australia and England-India (indeed the random England-Netherlands series) were part of that. England-South Africa is not one of those ICC sanctioned games but an additional bilateral series and so is not part of the Cricket World Cup Super League or whatever it’s called. Otherwise South Africa would just beat up on Zimbabwe or whatever to get in.

It’s very similar to the 2021 England-New Zealand test series: that wasn’t included in the ICC Future Tours Programme but was added bilaterally so therefore it didn’t count towards that World Test Championship cycle. The series this year was in the FTP and so does count towards the current cycle. It is a little confusing but I think it all makes sense when it’s explained.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Sam Northeast is 410 not out and Glamorgan 795/5.

Might be a road.

Leicestershire only managed 584.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Bit of a push this afternoon and they should make the 1000.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Dead Goon posted:

Sam Northeast is 410 not out and Glamorgan 795/5.

Might be a road.

Leicestershire only managed 584.

The ECB should dock points for any club that produces a road like that.
Except it's not like Leicestershire would even care, given they're bottom of the Division by 40 points.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I am very upset that they declared.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
A lad in my village just hit 203* in a 40 over game :stare:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Good on him. Was he hogging the strike?

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

goatface posted:

Good on him. Was he hogging the strike?

Not overtly. We ended up 329/2, so there was bit going on at the end

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Did he carry his bat or come in at 3?

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
In at 3

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sounds like a kid with a good eye.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
He's not that young, early 20s.

We knocked them over for 75...

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

kingturnip posted:

The ECB should dock points for any club that produces a road like that.
Except it's not like Leicestershire would even care, given they're bottom of the Division by 40 points.

Leicestershire were bowled out for 183 in their second innings somehow

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Fancy scoring 584 first up and then losing by an innings. To be fair to the Leicestershire groundsmen someone getting 410 not out is ridiculous, there's no pitch in the world that facilitates that. Seems like it was just Sam Northeast's day.

Bit of a shame they declared really as he was in touching distance of Lara's 500 (which of course did result in a draw when they let him bat on forever).

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Yorkshire 33 for 6 after 21 overs. Time to end the disastrous Scarborough experiment

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a real good scorecard. Failure across the board.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Actually, Fraine is 6* off 59 balls. I'd give them a pass.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's 29 off 86 now, almost a run a ball since they restarted.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
105/6, the fightback is on

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
In associate nations news…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-62290554

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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


tarbrush posted:

He's not that young, early 20s.

We knocked them over for 75...

You should have put them in to bat. Then you could go to the pub early.

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