Cricket 2014: Cricket has always been a game stuck in the past

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	Blackface in crowd
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RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; SUCKING
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Dumb Username posted:

That square leg umpire is ripped.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 08:33

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvcotl8OrG8

# ? Jan 21, 2015 08:40

Scylo: Aug 5, 2009

Voges just killed a bird in the big bash

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:44

EMC: Aug 17, 2004

Mister Chief posted:

Two years to work on a new thread and that's the best you could do?

He has been smashing it in the nets though mate

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:45

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Scylo posted:

Voges just killed a bird in the big bash

Its not dead but its going to slowly die for our enjoyment.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:46

Spedman: Mar 12, 2010; Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Big cheer for the seagull that's recovered from trying to "field" the ball

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:47

Spedman: Mar 12, 2010; Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Now it's actually trying to field the ball, he thinks he's a Star

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:52

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE; Grimey Drawer

Scylo posted:

Voges just killed a bird in the big bash

Not quite, now it's moved back into play.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:52

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE; Grimey Drawer

Spedman posted:

Now it's actually trying to field the ball, he thinks he's a Star

Maxwell is there in spirit.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:54

Scylo: Aug 5, 2009

The seagull should be man of the match

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:55

Spedman: Mar 12, 2010; Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

KP = poo

# ? Jan 21, 2015 10:24

Lionel Richie: Nov 14, 2004

RideTheSpiral posted:

Here's KP arguing with an imaginary person he invented.

loving hell hahahah

# ? Jan 21, 2015 10:34

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Lionel Richie posted:

loving hell hahahah

I started taking photographs of funny things but had to stop because that turned out to be every page.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 10:58

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

good bowling at the death in the bbl by tye there, 3 full tosses, 2 of which where sent for 6

# ? Jan 21, 2015 11:45

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

EMC posted:

He has been smashing it in the nets though mate

# ? Jan 21, 2015 11:57

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Cricket Thread 2015: BIG BASH ABC pro-asylum seeker agenda

# ? Jan 21, 2015 12:00

markgreyam: Mar 10, 2008; Talk to the mittens.

OP is due for a big one. Not this time but soon.

Clear match fixing in that last over, I suppose it was lucky the Stars batsman didn't die from exhaustion before whacking waist high full toss dollies over the boundary.

Cricket Thread 2015 - WORLD CUP - post in English only please, we theoretically don't know those other languages.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 12:52

Feral Jesus: Oct 9, 2003

Reminder of the best World cup moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvcotl8OrG8

Also the Gibbs dropped catch which was Peak South African Choking. And Pollock(?) not understanding how the duckworth lewis target scores work that time!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:01

Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

Cricket Thread 2015: BIG BASH ABC pro-asylum seeker agenda

Lol did that guy ever post again after everyone yelled at him?

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:17

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE; Grimey Drawer

Airstream Driver posted:

Lol did that guy ever post again after everyone yelled at him?

Yep. Everyone in Auspol hates him as well.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:20

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Airstream Driver posted:

Lol did that guy ever post again after everyone yelled at him?

He moved to the auspol d&d thread where we all had a "robust" discussion

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:21

Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012

markgreyam posted:

Cricket Thread 2015 - WORLD CUP - post in English only please, we theoretically don't know those other languages.

Very good.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:21

Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

# ? Jan 21, 2015 14:20

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.

West Indies, officially a better world cup team than New Zealand.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 14:37

Still B.A.E: Mar 24, 2012

Bill Posters posted:

I think someone suggested this in the previous thread.

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Lmao this is mint, some quality gifs being posted.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 17:07

The Nards Pan: Jun 10, 2009; Goodbye Galaxy!; Unlockable Ben

What the gently caress Windies? I was looking forward to waking up and seeing the end of the first innings and then watch the chase while I got ready and for the first hour or so of work. Did not expect to wake up and find the game practically over.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 21:02

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.

They were poo poo.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 21:05

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; MY WORLD IS FIRE AND BLOOD

markgreyam posted:

Cricket Thread 2015 - WORLD CUP - post in English only please, we theoretically don't know those other languages.

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 21:30

Divorced And Curious: Jan 23, 2009; democracy depends on sausage sizzles

# ? Jan 22, 2015 03:24

EMC: Aug 17, 2004

This guy knows

# ? Jan 22, 2015 04:25

The Nards Pan: Jun 10, 2009; Goodbye Galaxy!; Unlockable Ben

So have the Black Caps said anything about Milne? Any indication if he is going to play tomorrow?

# ? Jan 22, 2015 04:30

Wandle Cax: Dec 15, 2006

The Nards Pan posted:

So have the Black Caps said anything about Milne? Any indication if he is going to play tomorrow?

He's out for both the Dunedin games but might possibly play in Wellington.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:12

Shmoses: Nov 5, 2004; OH GOD I LOVE RADIOHEAD THEY'RE SO TALENTED AND HOT AND UNNG!!

Tell me more

# ? Jan 22, 2015 06:46

Lungboy: Aug 23, 2002; NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Cat Terrist posted:

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Yes Bank now isn't it?

# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:48

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Holy crap what a catch.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:47

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-Spiffy- posted:

Holy crap what a catch.

He really stuck his neck out there.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:53

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE; Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

He really stuck his neck out there.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:54

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

To Shrug.

Someone give the poor bloke a lead helmet or something to make him normal again

# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:57

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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:42

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; SUCKING
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Lmao Damien Fleming's twitter handle is bowlologist.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:58

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